Pokemon 2023 Cypher Contest Entry (Dragon's Den)
Made this today. Steve-Deoxys.
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Lyrics:
Dragon's den, yeah that's my dojo
I'm adamant, you can't steel my mojo (Dialga)
With the pad and pen I'm actin' bozo (Mr. Mime)
This kid's high as fuck, up in the ozone (Rayquaza)
Makin' y'all phone home, your naked mom's dome's pro (Prof. bangin' your mom)
Served my snake to those hoes, and taped it on my GoPro
Third vacation, no-show, I stir awake and groan yo (Gen 3)
Brenden is the man that's gonna burn and blaze the grown foes (Brenden beats Team Magma)
Stampin', tham, champi-ans
Do my dragon dance, shoot a mag at Lance
Dude ain't got a chance, lose to potted plants (Bellsprout and shit)
Bloomed the crop, advanced, screwed your job and friends (Berries are OP)
(When I)
Get goin' in my land of Hoenn,
It's land and the ocean and I stand there emotin'
My parents were devoted to compare me to most kids (Gen 3 had the first set of parents)
But I'd share in the dope since it's where I'm the most lit (4/20)
Aye, yo, this is what I'm doin' every day
It's gotta be, the lottery, and ya boy just plays the game (Pokemon lottery)
Hop on Latias and the plan's explorin', wonderin' why the fuck your man's ignored when (Soaring in the remakes)
He has Enamorus and his tan's enormous, from down south and he Stans for Florida
But he's not plottin' to have to storm the.....well, you know (January 6th lmfao)
Now my page, it out of space, talkin' bout the game in Pluto (Mossdeep)
Filled two boxes but still deposit a killed Deoxys for the noob bros (Deoxys is a space Pokemon)
The Gameshark's mean yo, call it Sharpedo, boku ga kattara ii yo (If I win, it's good!)
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