Rittenhouse Report
Timothy and Redd bring it to you RAW, and slightly edited in this edition of the Rotic Report.
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Start Your Engines Short
For now, I'm going to buy some gas, rev up my whacker, and clean the carb, who knows when the parts for the gas powered engines will last with cargo containers lining our shores. This is E Rotic, reporting the exotic and erotic for the Rotic Report, and I want to hear your opinion. Write us, let us know what you think about our electric lifestyles, and always, pay attention to your surroundings, it may empower you.
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Whatcha' Talkin' 'Bout?
Rotic Report: Whatcha' Talkin' 'Bout?
“Everything happens for a reason.” I love that phrase. I use it often, I feel it encompasses many different things that has happened in my life. Take today for instance, as I awoke I had no clue what I would write about, Whatcha' Talkin' 'Bout was just a title, a lingering question in the back of my mind, biting and nagging at a concept, in which I had no idea how to fulfill. And as if the universe knew I had needed a subject, I awoke to roll my coffee cup down the stairs. It's hard metal clang ringing down the carpeted stairs. Use my bathroom, and have Red Rotic lay today's subject right in my lap. It's what you're talking 'bout. Death. Specifically, crushing death from a stampede-like situation at the Houston Music Festival. Painful hysteria leading into tragedy. The parallels to be drawn in today's political climate being astounding, nevertheless frightening, and may only be the beginning. But let's get on with what has happened at the Huston Music Festival.
On Friday, November 5th, 2021, during a set featuring Travis Scott, an unruly crowd began squeezing against barricades and security team members, causing a panic in the crowd. From this panic the situation worsened, causing in upwards of three hundred injuries and multiple deaths, at this point on Saturday the count is Eight Souls, eight souls have been crushed or pummeled, and the saddest part is a child has perished among these dead. As a parent I can't stress the woe that is expected from this, and offer my sincere regrets and condolences to all these people that have perished, and to their families also. A concert is usually a joyous event, where you're free to engage in a musician's artistic expression. This event being anything but that is a true loss to us all.
One would seem to have no choice to liken this event to those in the past that have been tragic, like shootings at concerts, or other crushing deaths, but that is not where I will take this. I will take this elsewhere, into something that this event is NOT. Events like these, where death and destruction seems to happen on a yearly basis does NOT define the Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. For Twenty-One years, excluding the year of the 2020 Pandemic, there was one festival that had upwards of Twenty-Thousand people in attendance, and ONE death associated with the events. In 2013, a young man, Cory Collins, 24, had passed away from a drug overdose, in a tent occupied by multiple people. This event was the only true tragedy to involve “The Worst Band In The History Of The World, Ever.” , and their fans. Let's keep in mind this is a fan-base that is exclusively regarded by the FBI as a “Hybrid-Gang”, which prompted an A.C.L.U response. A savage street-gang, one promoting violence in the music, one that two members cut people with fucking battle axes in ONE rare instance, causing less death, than a two day concert featuring Travis Scott.
Well Juggalos, it seems we need to roll up with hatchets running, to some Travis Scott concerts now, and prove the real gang is in charge. Sure, we don't have as many bodies associated with our concerts than he does, but damn it, how are we going to let these woke pansies crush our body counts, we're a hybrid gang, feared by practically fucking nobody, we better start acting like it.
This is Eugene Rotic, with something exotic today, as always telling you to pay attention to your surroundings, and now especially to the Jugglos, since the Travis Scott Ghetto Stomps are a thing. Stay tuned for our upcoming podcast about the cases involved in the United States of Insanity Documentary, and perspectives from those that watched it.
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LGB and Not the Q Kind
L.G.B and Not the Q Kind(Let's Go Brandon)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the Rotic Report, tonight, as my debut podcast I bring to you..... .Let's Go Brandon!
(Crickets) (Rewind)
*Cough* I mean.... Fuck Joe Biden. (Sad Trombone.)
That's right, the phenomenon that is taking the racing world, the college football world, and even your
local police department (Let's go Brandon squelch.)
As Loza Alexander puts it: “You know what they sayin', hoe.”
They're saying in a low-key way, “Fuck … Joe.... Biden.” Which I like to refer to as LGB and Not the
Q Kind.
The phenomenon simply could be explained by reading the Real Clear Politics Article: NBC Reporter
Mistakes "F*ck Joe Biden" Chant For "Let's Go Brandon" At NASCAR Race.... but I'll summarize.
After a stunning win in a NASCAR Xfinity Series race at Talladega Superspeedway the driver Brandon
Brown was being interviewed by the film crew. The crowd behind them were chanting the obscenity
relentlessly... “Fuck Joe Biden.” threatening to drown out everything including the interview. What
happens next is either a pro deflection move, or an honest misunderstanding of the situation, both
scenario is up for speculation really. Coyly the reporter notions that the crowd is supposedly
congratulating the driver, with the chant “Let's go Brandon.”
From there it spread, going viral. It went to the children in interviews, it moved onto entire football
stadiums, was uttered by infuriated Congressmen, it even spread to your very own neighborhoods, and
the people paroling them. And it has no indication of slowing down. The sentiment behind the
movement has infiltrated modern society completely. The steady drum beat of the nation has said to
you all, what many have been trying to say to you all along: Fuck Joe Biden! He was proven to be a
bad choice well before this, and there is no escaping the lack of confidence he has proven thus far in his
presidency. Look before you and ask yourselves, who does America have more confidence in being a
legitimate winner, Brandon Brown, or Joe Biden. Because from my standpoint: Brandon won both
races. (Applause)
But I want to hear from you. Did you understand LGB and not the Q kind? Do you think Biden is
doing a good job? Write us here at the Rotic Report and maybe we will feature your replies and
comments. This is Timothy Rotic, reporting the exotic and erotic, for the Rotic Report.