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Most Czech people they don't look like me Like I'm doing for the Czech Republic what Tiger Woods is doing for golf I live in downtown LA Anyone else lives in filth Oh it's filthy I live by the city hall You know a lot of shit goes down by the city hall A lot of protests a lot of rallies I actually almost got hit on by a Trump supporter He almost hit me in a car

I'm actually mixed My mom is white blonde hair blue eyes I've never met my father but I'm guessing he's not I'm an immigrant Can you guys clap for me Thank you I came to this country when I was basically a teenager all alone So I need applause because every time it happens I'm like worth it Like of course I miss my family and friends but they cannot give me what you guys give me Unconditional love

She said señor your accento es perfecto Hell of a foreplay if you ask me Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger I had very strict parents growing up you know My mom was a very strict Eastern European woman Like the way she taught me how to swim she threw me into water The way she taught me to never play with fire she held my hand into fire The way she taught me about racism she raised me in the Czech Republic but she is getting a little soft now she's getting older you know she started doing weird things like she started hugging me the other day she said she loved me I'm like that's new I wish she did that earlier maybe I wouldn't have to do this for a living But the weirdest thing she started to do she likes to hold my hand in public

I cannot be that person It's so easy to be that person Oh my God it's so easy I guess that's why go back to your own country That's universal All over the world people say it Not just in America everywhere In Germany people say it In the Czech Republic people say it too They say Beautiful right Very sexy language

And then it escalated when he goes go back your own country you freaking cunt tourist And I go what How dare you calling me a tourist Like I've been living in America for twelve years Too illegally Like I'm not here to look at the Hollywood sign Like I'm here to take your job

No I know why he did it From experience I know why She was the only person who didn't make fun of his accent Yeah A lot of people are like how could he He was married to Kennedy How could he do this to Kennedy And I'm like well that Mexican lady said something that Kennedy would never

I do have an accent and it's better now It's better It used to be so bad It used to be oh my God so bad And I felt so self-conscious about it so self-conscious about it And then I watched the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary I was like it is inspiring It is inspiring Oh my God Now Arnold Schwarzenegger I love Arnold Anyone else loves Arnold Schwarzenegger I was hoping it would be more but I think that's what's wrong with this country Growing up you know I always loved him

He was driving our car And it got very nasty We started yelling at each other both of us really nasty And then it escalated when he goes go back your own country you freaking cunt tourist And I go what How dare you calling me a tourist Like I've been living in America for twelve years

They're treated like gold diggers which is so unfair because from what I hear like gold diggers they get trips to exotic places and handbags and shoes and cars and free rent You know what a green card is right It's a permission to work It doesn't come with a house or a car so I think we need to stop slut-shaming women who suck a dick so they can do jury duty Does nobody love this country more than a woman who sucked a dick to be here And if you are sucking and fucking that ugly old dick just so you can have bad health insurance and a minimum wage job you're not a gold digger You're a patriot Thank you so much Have a good night

Do y'all remember back whenever Black Temple this is like such a like this is something that only a loser would remember But like eighteen years ago or something maybe seventeen years ago Blizzard released like wow into like China and like the Burning Crusade came out in China and like the first Chinese guild killed Illidan and they posted a screenshot of their guild killing Illidan and And you had multiple people in tier three These guys had tier three armor I got picked up That's good That means the gear that you earned was meaningful it mattered it was good gear I think that's awesome

This one ironically works like a nice middle ground To see what people are missing out on On a raid to fuck them over week one Why would you want the raid to fuck over players That's weird Oh everybody's dead Oops What the fuck What the fuck And so here's another reason why making classic raids really hard is problematic Because if you look at so Think of a pie chart and one half of the pie chart is doing the boss and the other half of the pie chart is doing everything related to doing the boss Like running back buffing clearing trash etc

It's like remember Blizzard so whenever Diablo III came out there was the Inferno which was like the hardest mode of the game And Blizzard said they tried it and they did it to the level that all of the testers like they couldn't do it any higher than that And then Blizzard just straight up doubled it

Blizzard developers have commented that they will likely be making adjustments to Sunken Temple for the average Joes as it has still not been fully cleared making it one of the most difficult raids thus far in Classic The new Sunken Temple raid is so hard that nobody has cleared it Like these guys they play the game as like a fucking job They know everything about the fucking game Look at this shit

So what I think Blizzard did is they saw that and they were like fuck right Oh we messed up And so we need to bring out the next phase quickly because players are leaving So what I think happened is that they rushed the tuning for Sunken Temple and they probably didn't tune the fight correctly because they didn't have enough time because they felt like they needed to do it more quickly than what they should have

Black Temple this is like such a like this is something that only a loser would remember But like eighteen years ago or something maybe seventeen years ago Blizzard released like wow into like China and like the Burning Crusade came out in China and like the first Chinese guild killed Illidan and they posted a screenshot of their guild killing Illidan and And you had multiple people in tier three

Damage taken and this debuff is ticking for seemingly two thousand damage Maybe a little bit less I'm just looking at damage taken by spell Look at this The DPS Look at the damage The boss still isn't even under ninety percent health Four million health this is crazy Well I think we both used Shambush sometimes that's why my mana was so good You know what this reminds me of How many of y'all have played a new game recently and you played it on the hardest difficulty mode

Now obviously are they the greatest players that the game has ever known No probably not But they are very good players and they know what they're doing We're gonna look at just a couple of attempts on this fight Okay here we go This has-ass Three point nine four million Again the same health as Patchwork in Naxxramas You see there's a debuff that's going off

This is the kill for one of the bosses okay Let's take a look at it there's eight people dead already there it is and you look at it right and you have to keep in mind every single player in this group is like extremely good Nobody in this group sucks

The harder something is the more people will gatekeep for it So like what's gonna end up happening is that if you're not playing the top five or ten best specs you're not getting into a group The rate of kill pugs yeah this is not good And I understand some people like to you know they think it's good They're like this is awesome

That was only um Thirteen years ago So the gear isn't worth the difficulty Well it's not really about the gear it's that gear is not a defining Like whenever these guys Here let me make one thing clear I think that this raid is probably doable if every single player in this raid has every single best-in-slot piece of gear and they're fully buffed and fully consumed and they know everything to do and they execute it perfectly I think that this raid is probably doable However The best players playing at the highest level with the best gear and every enchant with no mistakes on Discord at the same time that have played the game for fifteen years should not be the fucking benchmark that you should make a raid in Classic WoW for

I think it's way too hard I would be totally fine if Blizzard made a mode like this as a purely cosmetic mode that the only thing that you get out of it is a title You get like Conqueror of the Dream or something like that for completing this Basically Mythic right But there should be no gear attached to it There should be nothing other than a title Like basically a Final Fantasy Ultimate you know Because like that's not really part of the normal player gameplay experience right Maybe a mount Ah I think a mount might be too much Maybe just a title Like I'd say just a title

And even though this fish from the ocean was surprisingly good it was time to eat something a whole lot better S'mores S'mores First off you need to burn the bacteria off your stick Oh I didn't know that actually You seem like you've done s'mores before Jim Well as a man who owns a chocolate company Oh Mac what are you doing Oh oh god You take the Feastables chocolate scrunch it like that while it's still hot Look at that Make sure to try out our new Feastables bar People are actually liking it so much it's sold out in most stores Don't worry we're doing our best to restock it as fast as we can You've never had a s'more in your life until you've had a s'more with Feastables on it

Boys I'm going to be honest I'm probably going to remember this forever Me too I think this view made the journey worth it Camp's cleaned up It's been reinforced from the rain coconut water Meal's ready to go Got a lot more water It's getting really dark I mean you can't even see into the woods right now I don't know how they're going to make it back from the top of that mountain through all these woods in the dark This is way sketchier at night Ow Cactus Ow You good Just a thorn on my side But little did we know running into a cactus in the middle of the night was actually the least of our worries We ended up hitting a dead end which is a little intimidating in the middle of a forest Which direction is it

Like clockwork we lay down to go to bed and it starts raining Why is it that whenever we do survival videos it literally only rains when we're trying to sleep I'd say that was a very successful day four Yeah I agree You caught a chicken I caught a fish Here's to three more days of stupidity Yeah I just woke up I have no idea what day it is Stay up Five I was about to say that One of the reasons why we picked this island is there's very old houses or ruins whatever you want to call it on this island

Yeah yeah Oh We got a fish Yeah We got a fish Yeah And after two hours of fishing and two hundred fishes worth of calories burned all they had to show for it was one fish