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Track twelve of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Chicken Wings Are a Problem Lyrics: There is something in the animal rights world I don't think people are fighting for hard enough and I am part of the problem It's chicken wings [Chorus] Chicken wings are a problem because they are excellent they're just the right size you have a perfect ratio of sauce to meat in every bite they come in all kinds of flavours barbecue, hot sauce, dill pickle, honey garlic, If you’ve ever had a flavour they've got it on a chicken wing. But that's not the problem the problem is the price sometimes on wings nights they're so cheap for $5 you can eat the wings off of five chickens think about this I eat dinner now there's five chickens walking around with no wings it’s impossible to pick up chicks Later the chickens hang out with the other birds and they're like “What happened to you? You got no wings” “Oh, the humans chopped my wings off put ‘em in barbecue sauce and ate ‘em” Oh man that's terrible you can't even fly now! I couldn't really fly before anyways [Chorus] Chicken wings are a problem because they are excellent they're just the right size you have a perfect ratio of sauce to meat in every bite they come in all kinds of flavours barbecue, hot sauce, dill pickle, honey garlic, If you’ve ever had a flavour they've got it on a chicken wing. and that's the sickest thing we're taking a flightless bird chopping its wings off and just eating those don't chickens have it hard enough don't we mock them enough we've got a dumb little dance to mock a chicken when we're hanging out and someone's too afraid to do something hey are you chicken? Bro are you chicken? and there's no honour in it It's not like it's an ostrich or something that's a big bird maybe if it was an ostrich you could fight the ostrich and if you won you got to eat its wings as a badge of honour that's a big bird I could fight an ostrich and lose and I would be fine with that [Chorus] Chicken wings are a problem because they are excellent they're just the right size you have a perfect ratio of sauce to meat in every bite they come in all kinds of flavours barbecue, hot sauce, dill pickle, honey garlic, If you’ve ever had a flavour they've got it on a chicken wing. Can you imagine if I fought a chicken and lost That chicken would go down in history he'd be the great Logan Slayer but me I would go down in history too whenever the chickens were hanging out and one of them was too afraid to do something they'd be like Hey are you Logan? you're too Logan aren’t you? So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Chicken Wings Are a Problem, from "Stories Hardly Worth Telling". You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track thirteen of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Tiny Spears Lyrics: The dentist doesn't bother me so much except for two things Flossing at home isn’t fun, but I do it every day When you go to the dentist they warm up by jabbing your gums with those tiny spears and implements of torture Then they floss with the strength of the Hulk until you bleed [Chorus] And they say you must not floss because you're bleeding And I think, I floss every day I'll switch you places and floss you and we'll see if you bleed But I don’t say it, because they’re all set up with the torture chair and the tiny spears After all that is the fluoride rinse it's mouthwash but it's special mouthwash it's not like you use at home it comes in two flavors they've got rotten berries and mint they had just used to clean the toilet you swish it for 30 seconds and then you spit it out and then you spit it out and then you spit it out and you're not allowed to swallow or rinse it out it's just there, it makes you want to puke but you can't puke cuz it rinse out the fluoride [Chorus] And they say you must not floss because you're bleeding And I think I floss every day I'll switch you places and floss you and we'll see if you bleed But I don’t say it because they’re all set up with the torture chair and the tiny spears So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Tiny Spears, from "Stories Hardly Worth Telling". You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track eleven of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Bold Bug Fighter Lyrics: If I couldn’t be a Superhero, I would be the next best thing A pest control guy is a low level superhero [Chorus] A pest control guy is a low level superhero I’m a Mild mannered comedian by night Bold bug fighter by day Protecting your home from the smallest of invaders Sometimes we meet people, that think we are villains going across the countryside slaughtering innocent animals They’re defending cute and cuddly seals, baby lions, anything that might be a good guy in a Disney movie but, [Chorus] A pest control guy is a low level superhero I’m a Mild mannered comedian by night Bold bug fighter by day Protecting your home from the smallest of invaders No one's out there with picket signs saying save the flees no more pesticide no one's out there protecting rats these dirty little guys busting in your house stealing your food crapping everywhere or bed bugs, the greatest villain of them all, no one's going bed bugs need a home too you could share your bed with a bed bug [Chorus] A pest control guy is a low level superhero I’m a Mild mannered comedian by night Bold bug fighter by day Protecting your home from the smallest of invaders you can have the most Earth loving person when they get a spider in their house, rather than squish it like a normal person, they use persuasive language and gentle tones to coax it into an adjoining room specifically for spiders because it's too cold to go directly outside same person gets bed bugs they’re like kill everything do whatever it takes I don't care if I can never go back so we burn their house down [Chorus] A pest control guy is a low level superhero I’m a Mild mannered comedian by night Bold bug fighter by day Protecting your home from the smallest of invaders I don't have a cape but, at least I've got pockets So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Bold Bug Fighter, from "Stories Hardly Worth Telling". You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track ten of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - I Could Be a Superhero Lyrics: So I went to the next most logical step which was of course, to be a Superhero That's another good job It doesn't have any of the problems that being an athlete does you don't need any previous experience or training of any kind [Chorus] Bit by a radioactive spider [Shout] Superhero Fall in radioactive goo, go blind, [Shout] Superhero Sometimes they’re just aliens and don't know it I could be an alien I’m from a big family one of us could have slipped in I started designing my superhero costume What do superheroes wear? Spandex Suits As flattering as that would be for me there was a problem with the spandex suit No pockets! [Chorus] Bit by a radioactive spider [Shout] Superhero Fall in radioactive goo, go blind, [Shout] Superhero Sometimes they’re just aliens and don't know it I could be an alien But there is a super person, not really a hero, the Hulk, he wears those slick purple jeans he's got pockets in there but when he gets angry he gets all huge and green his hands are too big to fit in his pockets you ever had a pair of jeans like this? Where your hands can't fit in your pockets? it’s so frustrating I relate to the Hulk [Chorus] Exposed to Gamma radiation [Shout] Superhero Bit by a radioactive spider [Shout] Superhero Fall in radioactive goo, go blind, [Shout] Superhero sometimes they’re just aliens and don't know it I could be an alien So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Pockets of Ambition, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track eight of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Prewrecked Jeans Lyrics: But it didn't get any better because next came the longest lasting style of any Already worn out jeans ones with rips and scuffs and holes already in them [Chorus] You have every convenience You should never have to work But you want to look like a hard worker We have pre-wrecked jeans We’ve done the work for you and ripped your jeans so you don’t have to If I want a pair of ruined jeans I will buy fresh jeans and wear them out myself I do not need the sweat shop kids wearing my jeans for two years first Do we sell anything else this way? Can you imagine going to buy a car You're looking at all the shiny new cars the dealer comes over and she's like [Chorus] You have every convenience You should never have to work But you want to look like a hard worker We have pre-wrecked cars We’ve done the work for you and crashed your car so you don’t have to “Hey I got a really cool one to show you just come over here. You may have seen it in the drunk driving ads The windshield totally smashed The passenger rear side door is completely gone There's rust details all around even on the top and on the inside those are tricky to get and if you if you hit the gas the back axle will fall right off and get this it is only 10 grand more only 10 grand more [Chorus] You have every convenience You should never have to work But you want to look like a hard worker We have pre-wrecked jeans We’ve done the work for you and ripped your jeans so you don’t have to So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Popularity, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track seven of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Denim Exhibitionists I got tired of adding all the titles, maybe I will some time, but for now here are the lyrics: After tearaways and ski jumps went out of style in came huge oversized jeans like giant balloon pants always hanging down guys were walking around with their legs far apart trying to keep their pants up but they're all hanging down I don't want to see your Simpson boxers [Chorus] Why can’t they just wear jeans that fit? Those pants can’t be comfortable Riding up and hanging down It’s got to be annoying Who convinced them to wear those jeans? Do they really believe it’s better? So when the next style started coming in I was grateful It was the super tight jeans for guys and I thought “Great they're going to be tight so they're not going to fall down. I might see all the detail but I'm not going to see the butts anymore” [Chorus] Why can’t they just wear jeans that fit? Those pants can’t be comfortable Riding up and hanging down It’s got to be annoying Who convinced them to wear those jeans? Do they really believe it’s better? But do you know what happened? Rather than getting men's skinny jeans, guys would wear women's jeans and you may not know this but women's jeans are cut differently than men's jeans Women's jeans don't come up all the way so guys still couldn’t keep their jeans up and their butts were still hanging out so you had all the disadvantages of women pants and all the disadvantages of fat man pants at the same time [Chorus] Why can’t they just wear jeans that fit? Those pants can’t be comfortable Riding up and hanging down It’s got to be annoying Who convinced them to wear those jeans? Do they really believe it’s better? So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Popularity, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track six of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Popularity So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Popularity, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track five of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Drinking and Driving So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this Country song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Drinking and Driving, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track four of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Is it a Small World? So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this Pop song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Is it a Small World?, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track two of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - First Loose Tooth So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this Blues song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. First Loose Tooth, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track three of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Don't Put That On My Plate So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this Pop Punk song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Don't Put That On My Plate, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track one of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Sleeping Like a Baby So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this Pop song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Sleeping Like a Baby, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

Track nine of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Pockets of Ambition Here's a sneak peak track before the albums releases September 4th. Lyrics: But you know School eventually ends. And then you get to have the freedom of a full-time job I was working for a small company and my boss wanted to expand sending me to open offices in Calgary and Thailand Everything was great [Chorus 1] Until one day I was standing outside it's a little cold I put my hands in my pockets My coworker said “Get your hands out of your pockets don't let the boss see you he hates people putting their hands in their pockets” [Chorus 2] And I thought No, No, No! This job is going nowhere, because I love my pockets Why do you think Men wear suits? For looks? No, for Pockets Pants have pockets in the front, pockets in the back. Shirt's got a little pocket in there Suit pockets on the outside pockets on the inside So I had to quit that job I started thinking okay well what else can I do Well I could be a phenomenal professional athlete that's a good job! [Chorus 1] Until one day I was standing outside it's a little cold I put my hands in my pockets My coworker said “Get your hands out of your pockets don't let the boss see you he hates people putting their hands in their pockets” I did some research Turns out 22 is a bit late to start Most of these athletes start doing push-ups as a fetus But why I’m not a professional athlete I'm fairly athletic I don't understand Thinking back to gym class I never liked gym class what do you wear in gym class? well you wear shorts or sweatpants You know what's wrong with shorts and sweatpants? No pockets! I was thwarted from becoming a professional athlete by Gym Class apparel if I had been allowed to stand around gym class with my hands in my pockets I would have been a professional athlete [Chorus 2] And I thought No, No, No! This job is going nowhere, because I love my pockets Why do you think Men wear suits? For looks? No, for Pockets. Pants have pockets in the front, pockets in the back. Shirt's got a little pocket in there Suit pockets on the outside pockets on the inside [Chorus 1] Until one day I was standing outside it's a little cold I put my hands in my pockets My coworker said “Get your hands out of your pockets don't let the boss see you he hates people putting their hands in their pockets” So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video. Pockets of Ambition, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca

A few years back I did a fundraiser show at my former High School. Here it is

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Frightful Friday Presented by Rosalyn & Jane. https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item tonight is the Ella Dress. Available in six colours it has that look of the carefree woman of elegance from the movies. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/ella-dress Logan T. Smith reads The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson picking up where he left off with the final chapter. If you haven't seen the previous readings of The Haunting of Hill House they are available here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBWx0txXs-CwiPjr_NzmRnDoujKLQeFR5

Presented by Rosalyn & Jane a beautifully curated collection of Women's clothes available for you: https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item tonight is the Ella Dress. Available in six colours it has that look of the carefree woman of elegance from the movies. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/ella-dress Tonight Logan T. Smith continues reading The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne with Chapter 3: A Search is Organdized and Piglet Nearly Meets the Heffalump Again.

Presented by Rosalyn & Jane a beautifully curated collection of Women's clothes available for you: https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item tonight is the Ella Dress. Available in six colours it has that look of the carefree woman of elegance from the movies. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/ella-dress Tonight Logan T. Smith continues reading The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne with Chapter 2: Tigger Comes to the Forest and has Breakfast.

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Logan Reads Live Mystery Monday! Presented by Rosalyn & Jane a beautifully curated collection of Women's clothes available for you: https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item tonight is the Abigail Jacket. Coming in Beige or black this classically cut faux leather jacket is beautifully embroidered with rivet accents. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/abigail-jacket?variant=44691537264925 Tonight Logan T. Smith reads the second half of The Adventure of the Speckled Band by Arthur Conan Doyle.

Frightful Friday Presented by Rosalyn & Jane where the Wedding Collection is now available! https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item today is the Abigail Jacket. Coming in Beige or black this classically cut faux leather jacket is beautifully embroidered with rivet accents. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/abigail-jacket?variant=44691537264925 Logan T. Smith reads The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson picking up where he left off last week reading Chapter 8. If you haven't seen the previous readings of The Haunting of Hill House they are available here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBWx0txXs-CwiPjr_NzmRnDoujKLQeFR5

Logan Reads Live Mystery Monday, this week on Thursday! Presented by Rosalyn & Jane a beautifully curated collection of Women's clothes available for you: https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item tonight is the Abigail Jacket. Coming in Beige or black this classically cut faux leather jacket is beautifully embroidered with rivet accents. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/abigail-jacket?variant=44691537264925 Tonight Logan T. Smith reads The Adventure of the Speckled Band by Arthur Conan Doyle.

Another short Logan Reads Live tonight because I still have a tickle in my throat. Presented by Rosalyn & Jane a beautifully curated collection of Women's clothes available for you: https://rosalynandjane.com The Featured item tonight is the Abigail Jacket. Coming in Beige or black this classically cut faux leather jacket is beautifully embroidered with rivet accents. You can find it here: https://rosalynandjane.com/products/abigail-jacket?variant=44691537264925 Tonight Logan T. Smith reads "Driving the 401" from Stuart McLean's "The Vinyl Cafe Notebooks" Originally aired 10 May 2023

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