MakingFunOfBusiness

For the first time since her fall from hubris, myopic marketer Alissa Heinerscheid made a public appearance. Heinercheid destroyed Bud Light with her perverted propensities and hateful feminist tactics, costing Anheuser-Busch billions of dollars in losses. Emboldened by the perverted pride month antics in New York City where she resides in an $8 millon apartment, Heinerscheid stepped out with a fellow horse face who did all the talking for Alissa when approached by the media.

She killed her husband then wrote a book to teach her children how to get over it. And now, Kouri Richins adds to her claim to fame, being Pearl Jam's frontman's double.