LostElement

They warned me. I arrogantly disbelieved them. It was actually worse than they said. They had to have been trying to fuck up a story this badly.

I challenge you to find a better lore video. I have yet to see a single person do what this video does, and I challenge you to find an Elden Ring video on the Golden Bough. I am sick of nobody mentioning this.

A franchise was birthed with 20XX, and put into the grave by 30XX.

Thanks. It means something to us, even if you didn't realize it.

LostElement explains that a recent fiasco involving a Terms of Service update might be hiding something darker still.

Note: I say a certain area in the game has a "right to succession issue", and meant to say "right of succession issue", but it sounds like "right to secession". I am only making this note to prevent confusion.

The final enemy of Helldivers 2 was not alien bugs or alien robots, but Sony. Stay tuned for a little fun bit at the end to cheer you all up. There's a Baby that isn't named Sweet this time, and it made my laugh a bit when I found out. Most people forget that Sony is the most evil of the console companies, perhaps worse even than EA at peak evil. So, of course, I delve deep into this issue.

Considering how bad modern DEI is, you may be wondering if there is some history lesson that can encourage you. Well, I have one. Baron is the most important manga you haven't heard about. It's level of influence reaches so significant that it's comparable to Mighty Atom and Mazinger, but unlike those two, you have not heard of it. Why? Well, maybe it's for the best, as it involves the politics of environmentalism, which has a similar bad track record to modern DEI.

Imagine a website so bad, with so many issues, and tons of suspicious little things I notice, that I am able to spend about 40 minutes ranting about it while showing you some of it. It's called Webtoons, and I am seriously concerned about this terrible website.

I wish I had walked out to blast my turd in the theater's bathroom. When I heard of a movie with an unlikely teamup between Texas and California, I jumped at the chance to see it. That guy who plays Ron Swanson as president?! Cool, right?! Well, too bad he's only there for about 30 seconds and gets about three lines. And too bad it's not about a ragtag alliance of unlikely allies, because that would have been cool. Instead, it's about a bunch of heartless members of the press being the heartless members of the press they are. It's more of a disappointment than Ghostbusters Frozen Empire, because at least Frozen Empire was about what its trailers said it was about.

There's tons of flaws. However, there's a diamond in this turd mine, which I reveal to the audience. Longtime obsessed fans might find this bit of trivia thrilling. After the good bits, I explain how I believe this movies is a Frankenfilm. Spoilers in this later section. I theorize this was in the scriptwriting phase and not the filming phase of development, due to the nature of the issues I mention. It gets strange. I noticed some things.

Because I was dealing with a heavy topic involving a dev dissociating from theirself, my friend Zambez helped me out. He can help me tackle how a dev went crazy and ruined their franchise by making it an all-female game about colonial oppresson and other terrible decisions made by that dev. Zambez is always a joker of sorts, so don't mind the random things he says or the friends who help him review these games. He is a perfectly normal swell guy who I totally know and he definitely escaped a very real country called Bonezonia.

ARCHIVE THE LINKS BELOW. Seriously, would someone better than me make a video about this and spread the word? Please? PAGA is a no good law from the no good state of California. This is a basic primer by way of the horrible Riot Games lawsuit. Source I was reading from during video: https://calcivilrights.ca.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/32/2023/05/2023.05.16-Riot-Games-Press-Release.pdf Additional Info: https://www.classaction.org/media/mccracken-et-al-v-riot-games-inc.pdf https://calcivilrights.ca.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/32/2022/11/Lawsuit-Update-Riot-Games.pdf https://www.riotsettlement.com/Home/portalid/0

It's worse than the Sweet Baby Inc garbage you're sick of. Far worse. It's apparently made by some guy out of Norway, which raises further question. I honestly am pissed off at the writing in this game.

You ever watch the amazing Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds movie and say "wow, if this is anything like other anime, the manga is waaaaaay better"? Well, I've come to warn you that unlike many manga, this is the opposite. Nay, it's far worse. The reason for this is that the Nausicaa of the movie is a kind girl on an adventure, and the Nausicaa of the manga is basically Hitler.

Vaush is horrible not for the reason he thinks he is. Imagine being such a piece of crap that someone feels morally obligated to spend precious time on their birthday to point out how horrible you are. It's time he explores the concept of personal accountability. Oh, and check out my associate at: https://nickthemoviecritic.com/

A fan theory that applies to both Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy VIII that you would be a fool to deny? And it can be backed up with deep knowledge of the development of the games? And my knowledge of an eccentricity of code can back up all the epic claims? I'm perplexed that nobody has ever noticed this and pointed this out. Technically a fan theory, but it makes so much sense that I dare to call it a 100% true fact.

I have THE answer to THE question about bad modern media. Ever asked why certain media is crap in specific areas? Why are all these characters crap? Why were there once well made characters of those types and now not? What is with all the insane projecting? Where are all the fun gay characters and what's with all the terribly written lesbians? Why are the characters lacking in personal accountability? Well, I have an answer for you, years in the making. It all starts at the anime conventions, but it then goes everywhere. Be willing to watch the whole video. It drags on, but I slowly go through the whole as best I can. I could say more, but I held back myself for the sake of your ears.

It's my pick for the worst anime of all time. That stuff that happens later wasn't really all an act. I really did have a meltdown of sorts, trembling and spazzing like someone who has survived something harrowing. Shuffle truly is multiple mutually exclusive forms of torture in anime form, allowing for levels of psychological damage normally rendered impossible by less terrible shows. Seriously avoid this show for your wellbeing. You think I am joking? You think it was an act? Then watch it. You were warned.

Well, it took me a while to iron out all my thoughts on the matter. This series has issues, and does so much wrong despite having such potential. I mentioned that Nick was playing Disgaea 5. His review hasn't dropped yet, but if it does, it'll be on this site: https://nickthemoviecritic.com/

A poorly planned, bad idea edgy, and overwhelmingly shitty show made me do something that a poorly planned, bad idea edgy, and overwhelmingly shitty shouldn't be able to make me do: It made me cry. One single episode saves an entire series, pulling it back from being completely unworthy of your eyes. Is it grotesque, adult, and disturbing? Still yes, but it's salvaged by the same.

I explain how to play this simple game. If you win, then you realize just how everyone lost.

Jamie Marchi is very proud of her ability to voice smutty and sexy characters. One day, she chose to make her voice work into a pulpit for modern gender politics during a dubbing. Fans were obviously outraged, but Jamie Marchi is proud of her bad behavior, and decided to say she has a vagina, as if somehow that justifies her sabotage dub. Now everyone hates her, and nobody wants her toxic vagina. Sometimes, justice is sweeter than a bottle of honey.

Never once heard anyone else mention this. In all the sad streamers prattling, I've seen zero talk about the meme legend game that kicked off Foddy's rise to joke game stardom. If you learned it here first, then maybe try giving me a like and a follow.

I held onto this for some time to make this video, but accidentally tucked away the images in the wrong place and it took time to find them. Yes, I do still plan to make that fantasy story, but not using any visual art stuff. Anthology is 3/4ths complete, still needs final book to be finished and proofread, the latter of which takes way too long.