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The Ten Commandments Song 
Music, lyrics and video by Larry Jones Feel free to use or share! Lyrics: In the beginning He was there When the “there” wasn’t even there And the angels watched and sang as He started it off with a “bang!” God took it all and turned it into a ball then made a boy and girl and He said “Let’s give it a whirl! Isn’t it a beautiful world?” I’ve got a word or two to help you make it through Ten little rules that will keep everything in tune (Might want to make a note of them soon.) Number one at the top, Keep God your main pop Make no other god your king. Number two watch your eyes, never idolize any person, place or thing. Number three is simply respect God’s name Dont ever use it in vain. Number four drop the chores Close up the store, take a rest and renew your brain La ba da da da… da ba da da da da La ba da da da… da ba da da da da. Number five always strive to love the heads of your hive Honor your mom and your dad Number six never fix to seek to nix that brother that makes you mad Number seven simply keep a pure house With your spouse remain true Number Eight if there’s a gate then insinuate What’s there doesn’t belong to you. La bada da da…..manamamamamanam… Are you starting to see how these words are the key To be a hair more aware if you care to prepare who to be and if you want to live truly free? Not bad to be schooled with a few little rules if it cools down fools and provides all the guides we need Now here’s the final two you should heed: Number nine you’ll be fine if you keep yourself from lyin’ Just live your life straight and true Number ten don’t compete or feel less than complete just cuz others might have more than you. Now that’s one through ten.. might want to sing them again, To spare yourself some undue stress. A little fence as defense makes really good sense to live a life that’s truly blessed. ——— The actual ten commandments can be found in the Bible in two places: Exodus, chapter 20 andDeuteronomy, chapter 5. Here’s a short cheat-sheet: 1. Do not worship any other gods 2. Do not make any idols 3. Do not misuse God’s name 4. Keep the Sabbath holy 5. Honor your father and mother 6. Do not murder 7. Do not commit adultery 8. Do not steal 9. Do not lie 10. Do not covet Lawrence M Jones 2022

An enlightening little ditty about cows with issues. Lyrics: Out on the farm Where the chickens play Pigs rollin round Horses eatin’ hay When the sun be setting down best be on your way That’s the time when the cows come home babe and this is what they’ll say… Don’t mess with me I’m a cow. Don’t mess with me I’m a cow. Don’t mess with me. That’s what they’ll say. Yeah. That’s what they’ll say. Late in the night Flying saucer come round Seekin cow with their beamy light Far away outa town Think they gonna get a burger and fries Suck em up with their ray Cow looks up with squinty eyes and this is what cow say… Don’t mess with me I’m a cow. Don’t mess with me I’m a cow. Don’t mess with me. That’s what they’ll say. Yeah. That’s what they’ll say. Dont hate the cow Don’t hate his way He just need love so don’t believe him even when they say… Don’t mess with me I’m a cow. Don’t mess with me I’m a cow. Don’t mess with me. That’s what he'll say. Yeah. That’s what he'll say. -------------------------------------- Original song and lyrics by Lawrence M Jones 2021

Jump uppity morning smile Laughy all the skippity while day Greet hugitty smoochy all the hol polloi along the way! Hello world, It’s nice to meet you Got a smile on my face. I’m so glad to greet you. It’d be nice to talk so let’s go for a walk cuz today is a lovely day! It’s time we get out of bed. Shake the dust from our heads. We’ve been snoozing here for much too long Let’s wave goodbye to the night and say hello to the light and you and I can share this magical song. We don’t need any cash. We’ll leave our cares in the trash and open up our minds to what’s all around. Cuz the birds are still chirpin’ and babies are burpin’ and joy and laughs are ours to be found! Sometimes we let all the noise steal away all our joys but that’s a rather ugly place to stay. So put that bunk to the side and let’s go for a ride. Come on! Today is a lovely day! (Now here’s the words again) Jump uppity morning smile Laughy all the skippity while day Greet hugitty smoochy all the hol polloi along the way! Step one of our fun is to notice the sun smiling happy with it’s light shining down. It feeds all the trees, serves us vitamin D and reminds us brighter things are around! Even in muck we can find some good luck if we just drop the urge to make a fuss. Instead of assessing, we’ll just count all our blessings and we’ll soon become a lovelier us! Sometimes life can be sad and things can go bad and it’s an effort to see past the gloom But our hurts and our pains are like dirt in the rain… Without them the flowers couldn’t bloom. Friendly faces and graces and wide open spaces are just beyond our l’le nook.Theres no entry fee, It’s all completely free! So let’s get out and take a really good look! There are birds and trees and butterfly knees and little fishes with their homes in the seas. There are colorful skies and beautiful eyes and lovely yous and thems and lovelier wes. Stop looking at grey on this colorful day There’s so many magic gifts to be found We’ll trade our second guesses for great big yeses and we’ll soon see God’s love all around (Time to sing again!) Jump uppity morning smile Laughy all the skippity while day Greet hugitty smoochy all the hol polloi along the way. ------------------------------ Many many thankity smooches to: Landon Jones (world) Liam Jones (digital horn section) Luke Jones Anne Jones Julia Fulton Kerry Healy Lauren Willats Landon Jones Catarina Cardarella Amy Kline Fred Kline concept, words and music: Larry Jones A LAWRENCE NES PRODUCTION MMXXI

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Waffles are hip. Waffles are now. Waffles are endless fun. But like all intense things, they can be a little risky... English Lyrics: Ze Vaffle If you have a rough day and you feel a little glum just open up the Big Book of Waffle Fun! There’s never-ending uses for a waffle you see So put a smile on your face and come with me… You can make some waffle glasses or a waffly mask Put some waffles in your shoes and you can run really fast Wear them on your wrists or make a waffle hat. You can even make your waffle ride on your cat You can make a waffle smile or a waffly frown You can make some waffle pets in a waffle town A waffle boat for your goat. Did you know waffles float? Waffle socks, Waffle rocks, Waffle time-bomb clocks Waffle fish, waffle checkers, waffle magic, waffle soup, Waffle tossing, waffle catching, waffle batting, waffle goop Waffles are a wonder if you just give them a chance. Now everyone it’s time to do the waffle dance… Yah! Ze Vaffle