LOVEROFLIFES

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A g Bilal Ahmed One joke medium size Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Bilal Ahmed One more Sure, here's another one: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool. Bilal Ahmed One long joke Alright, here's a longer joke for you: A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sitting there, he notices a jar filled with money sitting on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender about it. "Oh, that's our challenge jar," the bartender says. "We have a series of challenges set up in the back room, and if you can complete them all, you get to keep the money in the jar." The man is intrigued and decides to give it a try. The bartender leads him to the back room, where he's met with a series of challenges. First, he has to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without any water. He manages to do it, albeit with tears streaming down his face. Next, he has to eat a dozen raw oysters. He's a bit hesitant, but manages to power through them. Then, he has to run around the building three times while carrying a keg on his back. He's exhausted by the time he's finished, but determined to complete the challenge. Finally, the bartender leads him to the last challenge: a bull in the corner of the room. The man is terrified, but the bartender assures him that the bull is friendly and won't hurt him. The man cautiously approaches the bull, but as he gets closer, the bull charges at him, knocking him to the ground. As he's lying there, bruised and battered, he turns to the bartender and says, "You lied to me! That bull wasn't friendly at all!" The bartender shrugs and says, "Oh, that bull doesn't like people trying to take his money."