Jake1523

They Got me this time

This short eyes, obsessed with an anonymous female adolescent has returned for another 3am rendezvous. This time he left a cryptic note, I have yet to decipher completely.

I went RanDONOTting again. This experience was as bizarre as the last. For brevity’s sake I was sent to a particular location. I used my phone to reach the locations’ vicinity then began filming. An alarm was sounding at this exact spot in the tree line and the source was an old cell phone of mine stolen a year before I downloaded the app. The phone was wiped clean except for one picture of myself sleeping taken a month before I downloaded the app. I took the old phone home with me and the next morning it had disappeared and I have not seen it since.

Here is another five words

I chose these five words

This was supposed to be a trial run after downloading the app. Normally my content is comedic satire, my aviation videos, musical parody, impractical jokes, and occasionally real life events some may find interesting. This was bizarre and surreal. I wasn’t planning on making a video with this initial endeavor, I did not believe anything would happen, and frankly I thought all of the content regarding this app was fabricated and preposterous. I was evidently wrong. I was on private property and did not have permission to use audio and visual content of the “occupant”. I pieced together what I could, to paint a picture of what happened this day, all of which was orchestrated by this app.? Truly an incomprehensible incident.

Transporting a cell phone wielding psychopath?

This is part number seven

This is part number six

You still know what’s up

Freestylin’ down to the store

I retaliate and fail miserably

She orchestrated an elaborate revenge fantasy

Satirical parody art imitating life

True story, didn’t know she was a devil worshipper until the middle of the night, and do not know how this piece of business would have gone down if I didn’t awaken exactly when I did that night

One minute of pool hustling pearls

Satirical take on positive and negative police encounters

Satire, parody, and performance art

Impersonation, imitation, and satirical comedy

Satire and parody, performance art

Satire, parody, and comedic representation

Satire, comedy, parody, and impersonation

I was obviously not ready!

He does not like the sound I make while enjoying a nice hot coffee.

“Just say no” -Nancy Reagan