Jake1523

I have watched this over and over

Hip hop star Iceberg’s new video

Iceberg’s hit song and colorful video

I’m dipping forever, went to the house grabbed my dogs, guns, and guitars, stuffing them into my plane and I’m heading for everywhere. Every country, culture, natural wonder, and looking for beautiful single women, interested in a beautiful man such as I.

Strange box left on the porch prompting my now estranged wife to call and order me to come fetch the box

She is absolutely unbeatable, and her competition knows this firsthand!

One to never avoid a challenge, I showed these punks at the park what heat looks like. Sort of, but not really, but maybe. Either way I’m in a great deal of pain.

Ace my chihuahua is forever suspicious and untrusting of everything and everyone

I’m bewildered, and beside myself that she could be so callous, all over infidelity.

She was in a hurry and didn’t want to talk evidently. I cheated and impregnated a paramour, that blew up in my face, and LaLa kicked me out. I went to get her back…..

Finally it has been accomplished

Be kind to animals, they are way cooler than people

I spotted a UFO whilst driving, after my radio quit working. One instant it was summer, there was a flash of light and it was winter, but I was in the same stretch of road. There was a piercing high pitched tone, and it was deafening, another flash of light and it was summer again, but again I was on the same stretch of road. If it wasn’t recording I wouldn’t believe it. I was recording for my daily video diary most likely.

Eternity of opening and closing cabinets sounds lame AF.

We have a new premier women’s athlete, she is anticipated to decimate the competition implicitly.

Strange things have been happening on and around my premises, since the initial abduction I endured captured on security camera in an earlier upload, such as this footage of pedestrians, but one in particular seems off, then on, in, and out.

A paramour that I had previously ghosted, appeared with a vengeance, allegedly pregnant. Either way LaLa saw the footage before I could do something about it, and…..

Security camera alerted by movement. Probably a bird, looks interesting though.

Finally I have proof of what’s been happening

I don’t t see a foot, or hear a whisper

John boy and his sister

A Macho Man style awakening

My dog’s impression of Norm Macdonald

LaLa couldn’t sleep and thought Ace was acting unsettled. So she started filming him. She heard a noise. She woke me to sweep and clear the house. I did so. I’ve played the video back copiously. I don’t hear a noise. I didn’t find anything out of place, or anyone in the house. I don’t know what she heard, endless possibilities.

My plan to give LaLa the scare of her life does not go as planned.