Embert Carefully Dips His Toes Into Abortion - Season 1 - Episode 18
Embert treads lightly into the abortion debate, but not triggered by what you might expect. You also might find that you struggle and play tug of war with your conflicting opinions as Embert does. A serious topic, but delivered in Embertese, so challenging but worth listening!
Embert Mows Over the Cost of Lawn Mowing - Season 1 - Episode 17
From a quarter to $40, Embert gives us the history of his lawn mowing costs as well as some beneficial advice to parents.
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Embert Erupts Over Baby Formula Shortages - Season 1 - Episode 16
Off the deep end, as you should expect, Embert points the finger at the people responsible for the baby formula shortages and gives some very important advice to moms that are making their own baby formula from scratch. It's worth listening to the end!
Embert Solves Student Loan Debt Woes - Season 1 - Episode 15
Embert hears all the cries from the poor souls that took out student loan debt only to find they can't pay for it. Embert has some simple advice on how to pay for it or eliminate it with minimal impact to taxpayers. What could it be? Listen/watch and find out!
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Embert Chimes in About Twitter's New Owner - Season 1 - Episode 14
Today, Embert gives his thoughts on Elon Musk (or Monks as he calls him despite all the practice runs) taking over ownership of Twitter. He also records this entire episode with his microphone on the floor (which amazingly still recorded well), realizes it at the end, and cuts out his own audio while talking about it. It also sounds like he breaks wind toward the end as he leans forward, but it has been verified this was the chair, not wind breaking... although he does burp at one point in the show... again... and explains how jelly beans are the culprit. Oh, Embert!
Embert Shares A Feel-Good Story About Brandon Puckett - Season 1 - Episode 13
Brandon Puckett lost his wallet in Fort Wayne, IN while attending a baseball game. It turns out it was wedged between the seats and was found eight months later by an employee. Embert is overjoyed to see that there is some good left in this world, jaded by the events of the past several years. This is a case of "Let's Go Brandon" meant for an actual Brandon in a good way.
Embert Celebrates The Mouse Tax - Walt Disney World Has To Pay Taxes Now - Season 1 - Episode 12
Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida's Senate approved removing Walt Disney's special privileges which will now force them to pay billions in taxes if it doesn't fall through or get reversed on a commitment from Disney. Embert is all excited. He knows he can't move to Florida because Weird AF News cautions against it with their Florida Fridays, but he knows this will be a financial boost for the citizens of Florida. What to do? What to do?
Embert Goes Off About Baby for Sale - Season 1 - Episode 11
Embert learns that a Texas woman tried to buy a baby at Walmart for $500,000 and he GOES OFF! He also talks about sex trafficking and gives some tips on how to help your kids avoid being kidnapped. He also tells us about the time HE was kidnapped at age 4. Embert's on fire as usual!
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Embert Tackles Drug Use & Abuse - Season 1 - Episode 10
Today, Embert is giving his opinion on drug use and abuse. While he delivers his message in typical Embertese, his opinions might surprise you. Embert also talks about the website https://help.org and suggests visiting it if you do have a drug or alcohol addiction. But this isn't all lectures and such from Embert. Be amazed!
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Embert Answers Questions from Fans #2 - Season 1 - Episode 9
Today, Embert answers questions from three fans (below) for his Easter show. Send Embert an email to embert@itsembert.com with your questions, comments, or topics you'd like him to cover! Happy Easter!!
*** The video used today with the audio is old video. Embert could not film in studio today, so rather than having a black screen, we used the video from yesterday so you have something to look at. ***
Questions:
Hey embert I hope you have a fun easter. So my mom said for easter we are getting chicken from the grocery store deli and potato wedges. I told her it is easter and we have to have ham and I expect her to make a ham or I am not eating anything. She said I am out of control. What do you think? Tammy
Embert, will your grandson be on any shows with you? Thx, David
Dear Mr. Embert,
What did you do for work before you retired? How many jobs did you have? My generation tends to have a lot of jobs for only a year or two at a time. I don’t understand why.
Love your show!
Dianna
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Embert Squashes Inflation - Season 1 - Episode 8
In this episode, Embert gives a real solution to inflation, so easy that you'll kick yourself for not coming to terms with it yourself long, long ago. Whether it's a new car, gasoline, groceries... anything... Embert will give you "the secret" to completely squashing inflation. It takes a village... so be sure to share this insightful information with everyone you know, and ask them to do the same!
It's Embert Theme Song
This is the official It's Embert Theme Song! You'll be singing along in no time!
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Embert Teaches us How to Spot "The Gay" - A Bullying Discovery - Season 1 - Episode 7
Embert becomes enraged when he sees a video on Twitter of a gay student at school being bullied. He tells us about "back in his day" how the kids decided someone was gay. But he has uncovered the secret to spot someone that is probably gay or curious without saying a word. It's pretty scientific!
If you're listening to the podcast rather than the video, visit https://twitter.com/ItsEmbert/status/... to see the post on Twitter that Embert is referring to.
NOTE: This is not a video about HOW TO bully people nor does Embert encourage it AT ALL!
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Embert Teaches us How to Spot "The Gay" - A Bullying Discovery - Season 1 - Episode 7
Embert becomes enraged when he sees a video on Twitter of a gay student at school being bullied. He tells us about "back in his day" how the kids decided someone was gay. But he has uncovered the secret to spot someone that is probably gay or curious without saying a word. It's pretty scientific!
If you're listening to the podcast rather than the video, visit https://twitter.com/ItsEmbert/status/1515076813961277442 to see the post on Twitter that Embert is referring to.
NOTE: This is not a video about HOW TO bully people nor does Embert encourage it AT ALL!
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Embert Loves Angry Grandma - Season1 Episode 6
Embert has been watching Angry Grandma on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/c/AngryGrandma) and just loves everything about her and her mischievous grandson Jake. Embert shares some highlights about Angry Grandma and recommends her. He isn't paid to recommend her. He doesn't say it on the video/podcast, but he would love to go on a date with her! LOL (Also on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/TheAngryGrandmaYoutube)
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Embert Explains UK British Foods - Cookies, Biscuits, & Scones - Season 1 - Episode 5
Embert ordered some "Digestive Biscuits" from Amazon expecting something comparable to Pillsbury. That's not what he got when he ordered food that comes from the United Kingdom! He'll explain so you won't make the same mistake he did!
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Embert Recommends Weird AF News! - Season1 Episode 4
Embert explains how we started this podcast after learning about Anchor at Anchor.FM. In this episode, he talks about the podcaster Jonesy who runs the Weird AF News podcast. Connect to Weird AF News at https://anchor.fm/weirdaf. Check out Embert's podcast at https://anchor.fm/embert
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Embert Recommends Weird AF News! - Season1 Episode 4
Embert explains how we started this podcast after learning about Anchor at Anchor.FM. In this episode, he talks about the podcaster Jonesy who runs the Weird AF News podcast. Connect to Weird AF News at https://anchor.fm/weirdaf. Check out Embert's podcast at https://anchor.fm/embert
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Embert Learns What A Sugar Daddy Is! - Season1 Episode 3
Embert knows Sugar Daddy as a candy, but today, he learns that it has a whole different definition when a prospective Juror in the Parkland school shooter trial says she can't do jury duty because she has to see her sugar daddy daily. He is not pleased.
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Hello from Embert!
Embert is waiting for his grandson to hook up his camera and his studio. (He thinks the studio is an apartment!) But he released a voice greeting to everyone to let you know who he is and to encourage you to subscribe to his channel on one or more of many locations. It's free, of course! He is excited to see you soon and for you to see him!
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Embert Learns What A Sugar Daddy Is! - Season1 Episode 3
Embert knows Sugar Daddy as a candy, but today, he learns that it has a whole different definition when a prospective Juror in the Parkland school shooter trial says she can't do jury duty because she has to see her sugar daddy daily. He is not pleased.
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Embert Season1 Episode 2 - Questions from Fans #1
Embert answers viewer/listener questions in this episode:
Dear Embert,
Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they of? If not, do you want one? If not, what if you were forced to get one. What would you get it of?
Hi Embert!
I like your show so far. I hope it is a big hit! Have you ever eaten someone’s lunch at work or has someone ever eaten yours? I have a coworker that does that all the time. Can I do something like give her a laxative? Kelly
Embert, there’s this girl I wanna ask out. I’m only 22 so I am shy. What’s a good pickup line? I was thinking of saying hey baby let’s roll. What do you think? Danny
Embert Updates On Where To Watch And Listen To It's Embert!
Embert can't wait to get this party started! He's put together an audio podcast because he was shocked to learn that It's Embert is on YouTube, Odysee, Rumble, Facebook, Twitter, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google, Amazon Music, Alexa (as a skill you can add to your Flash Briefing), Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic, Stitcher, and Tune-In. And that's just what's happening now. There's a few other irons in the fire. This is so overwhelming for Embert. Back in his day, he had a radio and a pocket watch. Now he's going global faster than we thought possible. Visit the site at https://itsembert.com. It's still in development, but it will ultimately be a central hub to access all the various video and podcast services and see/hear them on the site, and other things.
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Embert Tells It Like It Is About Will Smith & Chris Rock's Slap Heard Around the World!
This is Embert's official debut video. OMG, we have to do something about the lighting. His face looks ghost white. He only had his upper dentures in so he sounds like it. He's wearing sunglasses because he's mad about the bright light on to help the video (well, maybe not so much help it appears), and he complains because he doesn't have his blue sweater which he loves to wear constantly! OMG his lips!! He looks like a total ghost. Anyhow, he's covering the whole Will Smith/Chris Rock scandal in this first official video!
Embert Updates On Where To Watch And Listen To It's Embert!
Embert can't wait to get this party started! He's put together an audio podcast because he was shocked to learn that It's Embert is on YouTube, Odysee, Rumble, Facebook, Twitter, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google, Amazon Music, Alexa (as a skill you can add to your Flash Briefing), Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic, Stitcher, and Tune-In. And that's just what's happening now. There's a few other irons in the fire. This is so overwhelming for Embert. Back in his day, he had a radio and a pocket watch. Now he's going global faster than we thought possible. Visit the site at https://itsembert.com. It's still in development, but it will ultimately be a central hub to access all the various video and podcast services and see/hear them on the site, and other things.
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