IronicMemeFace

No Ars Arcanum loops for you. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Man needs more calcium for those frail bones. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Gotta soak up them rays before saving Avalar. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

These cats are OP. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Yeah, I think I'll spare you and not upload all of these as separate clips. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

It's Sonic 06 but betterer, except with floaty physics, less tight controls and the enemies feel like they're made of paper. Obligatory intro - 0:00 Wave Ocean - 0:06 Dusty Desert - 3:43 White Acropolis - 5:28 Crisis City - 9:33 Flame Core - 14:06 Radical Train - 19:04 Tropical Jungle - 21:51 Kingdom Valley - 24:39 Aquatic Base - 30:43 Extra Wave Ocean - 36:28

The wizards have mastered the art of just not opening the door. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

Okay, that still happens.

Card games in cyber space. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Get back here, you coward! Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Oh boy, my favourite. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Of course THIS was the run that beat the Bloody Palace. The one where: - I'm barely paying attention for the first half hour - get smacked around by enemies I really shouldn't have - had to fight Jester 3 times - had to fight Agni and Rudra 4 times - got hit by Beowulf's wings while he was facing the wrong way - embarrassingly bad Lady fight - had funny arrow shooting guys and the fallen show up constantly Oh, and all the music was stolen from Sonic Frontiers. Floors 0 - 1000 = 0:00 Floors 1000 - 2000 = 7:59 Floors 2000 - 3000 = 16:00 Floors 3000 - 4000 = 24:22 Floors 4000 - 5000 = 33:59 Floors 5000 - 6000 = 42:07 Floors 6000 - 7000 = 50:33 Floors 7000 - 8000 = 1:00:35 Floors 8000 - 9000 = 1:10:41 Floors 9000 - 9999 = 1:20:56

Biggest brain on the Ark. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

Never stood a chance. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

Completely necessary extreme force. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

There was a jump button? Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

I mean, who's gonna stop me? You?

H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-oof Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

If you say so, game.

This game never ceases to amaze me. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

Interesting choice of sound effect. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

What the fuck? Actual gameplay? Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

He's just standing there.... menacingly. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~

DETHRONE THE TYRANT! Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Kingdom Farts ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCROKKufopLxwSMa_9xpCN-g ~

Those gamblers made the wrong bet. Main Channel ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9wKpnKCzz7_5lcuTGjq1g ~ Platforming Perfection ~ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEj5T1_XyjvNk0XSnCjegQ ~