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Welcome to Truthed Ministry your source for the most reliable news on the internet. I'm your host Dunny Crewger. Now, this is a story all about how Barbara's life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a few minutes Just sit right there I'll tell you how she became the prince of a town called Bel Air. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you'll probably just cringe. All cringe is purely intentional, or at least that is what we tell ourselves. We would best describe the "humor" on display in this video as tongue in cheek if any of us knew what that phrase actually meant. Written By: George Ohwell Directed By: Al Huxley Screenplay By: Anne Rand Cinematography By: Brad Bury Host Wrangler: Frank N. Stein Staring/Hosted By: Dunny Crewger We have no idea if any amnimals were harmed during the making of this film as I am sure there was probably an owl eating a live field mouse somewhere in the world as this was being slapped together. We can guarantee that no animals were harmed by anyone involved in the making of this report ... unless you consider our host an animal, which we sometimes do. Any similarities in mannerisms, dialogue, etc. to the Colbert Report and The Eric Andre Show are purely coincidental. Sources: Opening Theme- Royalty Free US National Anthem (circa 2021). https://www.youtube.com/c/Barbara20 https://www.youtube.com/user/Barbara4u2c Bleeding Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Q9T7OtPaw&t=3m18s Barbara's Twitter unless/until she decides to Memory-hole that too: https://twitter.com/Barbara4u2?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Nuggies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUu3Vpyaus&t=39s Vegan Police (From Scott Pilgrim vs. The World): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLpCZ8g5uK8 The Memory Hole: https://web.archive.org/web/20200729091111/https://www.youtube.com/c/Barbara4u2c/videos SBG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQZiJ-FX7Lw Barbara's Instagram unless/until she decides to Memory-hole that too: https://www.instagram.com/barbarah2.0/ Watch Office Space if you don't get the 15 pieces of flair reference. Barbara's generic apology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC-aLKgzUPk Barbara critiquing generic apologies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOXEpSo4408 Royalty Free O Fortuna courtesy of MIT Concert Choir: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/MIT_Concert_Choir/Carmina_Burana_Carl_Orff/01_1355 I don't know why this is linked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLkhK2TnUMw

This took an hour to write so I thought it would take an hour to read. No real sources for this video, but here's a link to a song from 1986 by Crowded House: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

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