GorillaGadge

This kitty cat named Ben is clearly a professional masseuse, just look at the relaxation of Gunther the large black dog. You see...Gunther is a very good boy, he keeps himself clean, and he keeps his Masters home safe, in-fact he protects the whole neighbourhood from shady individuals who want to run amok about the place. People who steal from the poor and confuse the feeble minded with lies and deceit. Gunther has a nose for those who are up to no good, and if he chase you you'd better move your feet, for if Gunther ever catch you you're dead meat. Working all day tires poor Gunther out, he feels the weight of responsibility holds him to the ground and he's so exhausted he can barely shout (bark). Lucky he has a friend Ben, on whom he can depend, to massage his tired muscles, relax his body completely and allow his soul to mend. Ben puts a spring in his step and a sharp tooth in his bite, so good Gunther can go out again to protect good kitties like Ben, from those who lurk in the night.

Kudos to this wise kitty cat for admitting to himself that he has a weight problem, and taking action to restore his weight to a normal levels. You see... Cats in the wild don't get fat, because they live lives of high stimulation, constantly hunting for food and on the watch for potential threats and predators. This lifestyle gives them a lean muscular look, as they burn energy from constantly moving, and rely on a protein dense diet as meat is their primary food source, not carb filled cat biscuits. We as humans aren't so different either, we too have a wild state and a domesticated state. Aesthetic bodybuilders that go to the gym to build the perfect body, is an example of a domesticated human trying to achieve a body composition closer to that of a wild human. Strong muscular and lean, just like a cat, wolf. That being said some people are naturally build like strong Gorilla like me and in their wild state that's what they look like, big strong and hungry. The point is folks, is that although we don't choose our genetics their full potential is unlocked by their environment. A wild wolf will still defeat and unconditioned domesticated gorilla, its not size that matters its ferocity. So instead of going to the gym, do what your ancestors did, fight. Take up boxing or Muay Thai, condition your body like that of a Greek Spartan warrior, or a Polynesian Warrior, or Japanese Warrior. Where you come from and your genetic heritage is irrelevant when it comes to your own peak performance in the face of true hardship. So you must decide.... Do you want to be wild, or domesticated?

Naughty kitty cat slaps sleeping doggy

Fat cat stood little chance against the nimble and mighty vase, thus he was consumed entirely. Watch as the hope of fat cats escape fades and he ceases to struggle against the will of the vase. Humans though oddly fond of this cats defeat by an inanimate object, grew concerned as to how to get Fat Cat out of the vase. Did they: A. Pull on his legs and hope for the best B. Apply olive oil to mouth of vase C. Break the vase with delicate hammer blows D. Set the whole thing on fire

Poor fat cat can't get out of bathtub, humans point camera at him and laugh, this makes fat cat very sad. Sad fat cat now plans his retribution against the humans that made fun of him. Can you guess what he decides to do? is it: A. Poop on bed B. Pee in shoes C. Kill house plant D. Poison water supply with a lethal level of arsenic