NotFunny Bonus 2 – The Writers' Room
We're back again with the first content of 2020. Come join Finley, Garden, and Keg for a chill brainstorm sesh as they pen the next great American novel.
Links mentioned in the show:
• The Weekly Sweat: The Movie: • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_oBDnt9tg&t=0s
• Nick Fuentes Adventure: https://pastebin.com/ZYKd7Xd3
• YOBA: https://pastebin.com/txh0mQKT
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NotFunny Episode 32 – Sorta Racist
Back and right on time! This episode we talk about how babies are born to go to jail, the great lobster secret, Chinese eating bats, and why Indian people smell like curry. Finley sounds kinda drunk this episode, I wonder why? Also where's garden? Hmm...
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, PowderKeg
@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
• Baby Prison Gang
• The Lobster Secret
• Retarded-Nosed Bats
• Sweating Curry
• Fridge Rats
• Gamer Legal System
• Werewolf Master Race
• Mailbag
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NotFunny Episode 31 – Stay Tuned
AAAAAAUGGGH!!! This week we talk about Wolverine's butthole, Papa John's endgame plans, and The Grimace's redemption arc. Stay tuned!
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, PowderKeg, garden
@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357 @g_rdn_
• Wolverine Ass Tearing Laughing
• Bill's Dilemma
• Reading
• Papa John's Day of Reckoning
• COPPAcalypse
• I Want To Be Neenja
• Male Podcast vs Female ASMR
• McDonald's Lore
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NotFunny Episode 30 – Blue Man Poop
It's the BIG 3-0 and right on time! This week we talk about ants crawling up bear assholes, stupid 90's kids candy, and a lot of visual stuff we try to describe for the listener which is a good idea for a podcast. Oh yeah! Right on time!
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
Guest: garden/@g_rdn_
• Poop Vacuum and Tree Pee
• Turning Blue
• Demonic Bitch Training Kit
• Bear Shit Plugs
• Kids Gumming
• Nigerians Sucking Tongue
• Vidya
• Black Friend
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NotFunny Episode 24 – Publicly Shane'd
I love it and you love it! This week we talk about Shane Gillis' SNL situation before we knew he got let go, demon possessed old ladies, and boomer lawn culture, Also Finley is trapped in a bathroom while recording.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
• Hm.
• Mysterious Maoris
• 'Kiss My Pussy' Video
• Wheelchair Mega Ramp
• Cancel Culture Critics
• Lawn Culture
• Marlon Brando's Sexy Squaw
• I Am Sam Audition
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NotFunny Episode 23 – Gamer Show
Happy Anniversary Dreamcast! This week we discuss a time of yore; when you could rent a console, along with the philosophy of strip clubs, and whether or not anyone wants to fuck tall girls..
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
01:40 – John Hagee is Reed
04:45– Nobody Wants To Fuck Tall Girls
13:40 – Michael Jackson Pros and Cons
20:35 - LittleKeg Blockbuster contest
28:00 – Street Style
32:50 – Syd is GrumpyCat
34:40 – Fuck You Internet Gaming Hero
38:00 – Covetous
55:00 – Chasing The Chaggot
1:05:10 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 22 – The Macaroni Symposium
Namsifu mungu kwa and welcome to the NotFunny Safari! This week we touch on taco truck rage, people that listen to Phish, and uncut baby dick. The audio is a little buggier than usual so bear with us.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
01:40 – ShopLyfting
05:00– Phish Phry
11:50 – Jumbo Jenga Safari
24:30 - Shoutouts!
27:45 – Taco Tussle
36:45 – Vice Documentaries
44:00 – Liking Food is Gay?
50:00 – Amnesia Roofies
57:20 – Women and Baby Dick
1:03:40 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 2 – Ben Sekiro
We are no match for Reshiram! This week we weigh in on Sekiro, bullshit at the airport, and more! We also accidentally make a return to the world of facesitting via fanfiction by an internet legend. Was Michael Jackson innocent? Is Michael Alig a fucking weirdo? Are Japanese women super tight, or do Japanese men just have huge dicks? Find out in our second episode of NotFunny.
The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg
01:32 - Nutting in Space
08:10 - Airport Bars
12:05 - Giant Prehistoric Animals
16:40 - Finley Reads Fanfiction by JustinRPG
26:45 - Sekiro is About Cucking
43:45 - Big Dicked Japs
49:44 - New Joker Movie Trailer
56:40 - Michael Jackson Bullies Poor Arab
1:10:05 - Not Funny
1:14:00 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 29 – Headcrush (feat. garden)
WHAT IF THE MOON WAS FILLED WITH BOOBS AND BALLS?! You got questions and we got manswers. This week we join our buddy garden to talk about gay Indian masseuses, cumming to death, and liposuction malfunctions.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and Chalupa Juarez
@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
Guest: garden/@g_rdn_
• Eating Sawdust
• All Fish Are Pedophiles
• Bone-sucked
• Gay Massage
• MMO Coomers
• Fat Chad Headcrusher
• Manswers Posting
• Retard Noises
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NotFunny Episode 28 – Homeless! Homeless! Homeless!
Can I get a 'homeless'?! We're back during our hectic schedule to talk about dead kids, boomers, and how we can come up with better superheroes! The dead kids thing is actually kinda fucked up.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
Twitter: @SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
• Homeless Man
• Beard Shaving Murder Disguise
• Globutron
• Dead Kids
• Boomers Are Bad At Racism
• Macaroni Symposium Part II
• Car Accident Stories
• Mailbag
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NotFunny Episode 26 – Competitive Advantage
Lesbi-honest, we're a little late. This week we talk about telling your barber to give you a retard haircut, steak houses, and Obama targets!
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
@SydSenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
*Also follow Gibbon: @GibbysBack
• Gaycoin
• Not John Oliver
• Obama Target
• Steak With Rich Blacks
• Rubmaps Cat Weeb
• Tetelestai!
• Atheist Gremlin
• Manscaping Continued
• Lesbi-honest
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NotFunny Episode 25 – Dolemite Makes Right
Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! This week the boys talk about anime dating sims, what real men say, and crazy old black guys.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357
• Anime Dating Sims
• cumlover69
• Pubes
• Fs and Rs
• Red Ranger Chad Boners
• The Room vs. Dolemite
• Wesley Willis
• 'Hype-Beasts'
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NotFunny Episode 27 – Metal Gear Stupid:Twin Smiths
This week Finley is our guide on a rundown of the movie Gemini Man! We also talk about black sitcoms, and read some emails. Oh and ♫ Syyyyd haaas a giiirlfriieeeend! ♫
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
• Be Yourself Unless You Suck
• Medieval Beds
• Gemini Man
• Halloween Decoration Iconoclasm
• Gary Coleman Almost Gets Raped
• More Wesley Willis
• Mailbag
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NotFunny Episode 21 – Syd Gets Peed On
Back after a little hiatus, we actually made an effort to not talk about poop this episode and inadvertently talked way too much about pee. We also talk about fake meat, bubblegum, and homeless people. Oh and garden is back again.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
Guest: Garden (again)
00:30 – Black Guy Magic Middles
08:20– Gum On Your Shorts
15:20 – Pee Wine
25:55 - Dr.Keg Breaks The Bad News To Syd
34:15 – Hobo Knowledge
44:00 – What If Jeffrey Epstein Went to Space?
56:40 – Chinese Facial Recognition
1:05:40 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 6 – George Lopez Chihuahua
DANA-NANANA! CHIHUAHUAAA! This is the episode literally nobody asked for as the Bro-nage a trois give the rundown on the 'Citizen Kane-ine' of our day; Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3. Gather 'round the campfire for some Christian camp stories from Finley and Sydney, and find yourself enchanted as you flip through the pages of PowderKeg's dream journal. Decide for yourself if this episode misses the 'bark' or hits the 'Niall' on the head. (I'm sorry)
The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg
01:00 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta
15:40 - Lindsay Lohan's CG Smol Tiddies
20:50 - Extreeeeeeeme
22:00 - Judging Women('s Hands)
28:40 - Chihuahua's cont.
34:15 - Calling Out Roscoe
36:10 - Christian Camp Memories
41:00 - Jonah Hill's Female Pedophile Show
43:00 - PowderKeg vs. PowerPuff
49:00 - The Many Faces of Niall Boylan
1:01:50 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 5 – Jax Saves Blacks (feat. garden)
HOTEP KOMBAT! This episode we are joined by Mr.Poop and Trees himself; garden! Join us as we hope to never have to knock on wood, grind for IRL EXP, and discover the missing link! However, no matter how hard we toil we will never be able to make the ultimate sacrifice: fixing every problem in the world by going back in time and ending black slavery like Jax in Mortal Kombat 11! Wow!
The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg
Guest: garden
03:30 - Jax Ends Slavery
14:00 - Mighty Mighty AAAAAAAAAAAHtones
25:00 - Chinese EXP Points
28:45 - Black Guy Filming The Missing Link
45:50 - Chris-Chan Impregnating Himself
58:55 - Reggie/Trump Theory
1:01:40 - Not Funny
1:04:45 - Talking Dog Movies
1:13:00 - Outro
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NotFunny Bonus 1 – Choose Your Own [REDACTED]
Enter at your own risk! Finley, Syd, Keg, and garden band together to roll for their destiny in the perilous caverns that twist and turn through the mind of JustinRPG! Who will survive? Who will profit? Find out in this bonus episode of NotFunny.
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NotFunny Episode 4 – Fuller House (feat. Bryden Proctor)
What ever happened to predictability? The Big Bitch, the sexy boy, stinky TV. Everywhere you look there's a hand to hold on to as we're joined by our pal Bryden to sift through the litterbox of today's entertainment. If Netflix is a little too tame for you (and your children) we hope all hands (penile or not) are on deck as we survey the film legacy of Paul Norman. Also face sitting again.
The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg
Guest: Bryden Proctor
03:47 - Gun (Non-Coconut) Safety
07:35 - Game of Throne's Big Ol' Bitch
15:50 - Uncle Jesse's Taco Stand
25:00 - Corey's Angels
33:00 - 2 Stinky Girls
42:40 - Another Malt Liquor Round Table
52:45 - Dicks for Tits
54:15 - Edward Penishands
1:04:00 - Not Funny
1:07:30 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 3 – Malt Bigger
He's Bigger, smarter, and works hard too, this punky Kong smothers white girls to death! This episode we talk about the 2019 version of the movie 'Native Son', Finley tries malt liquor for the first time, and then we gather 'round for storytime with PowderKeg.
The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg
02:35 - Black Tech Deck Dudes
06:58 - Malt Liquor, Not Just For Blacks
17:20 - Nic Cage's Magical Ben Franklin Glasses
21:30 - Bigger With a Hard R
46:45 - PowderKeg Storytime: Garebear
1:01:15 - Not Funny
1:06:40 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 17 – Long Time No See
Let the games begin! We got a brand new show full of hard R's, by that we mean,,,wait, haven't we said that before? I think this episode is actually about Howard Stern and Cats the musical being gay.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
00:25 – 'Throwback' Eyebrows
09:15 – Howard Stern is Fartman
16:15 – Girls Write Dumb Loveletters
24:00 – LiveAIDS: The Night I Fell In Love
36:30 – CATS Gets Bullied Off The Internet
59:50 – Old Tom Cruise
(No Outro this time)
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NotFunny Episode 16 – The Molemen
As long as we got eachother! This week we talk about fast food, manlets, and the mysterious underworld of the molemen. The surface dwelling sun normies versus the subterranian house-diggers, who will win? You decide.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
00:25 – NotMoney
03:00 – Boomer French Fries
07:30 – Onion Cock-Rings
18:30 – 007: Abort Mission
25:50 – The Molemen
39:30 – The Molemen II: Mermaids
45:00 – The Molemen III: Uprising
49:30 – Bagel Boss
58:20 – Skateboy Syd's Ramp Tramps
1:03:20 – Outro
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NotFunny Episode 15 – Ethnic Gripes
The doctors* are in! This week the boys take a little trip into yesteryear and discuss the halcyon days of Power Rangers, Disney flicks, and Domino's trademark N-word**.
*not actually doctors
**The Noid
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
00:25 – Being Sick (Ill, not 'sick')
14:00 – Kid Jelqing
17:40 – TV Show Band Lyrics
27:00 – Red Power Ranger Bully
35:45 – Shitty Disney Remake
48:40 – Avoid The “Noid”
54:40 – Noids Licking Ice Cream
1:08:00 – J.A.P.s
1:14:00 - Outr0
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NotFunny Episode 14 – Diddy Kong Gay Scene
Let's hear it for the boys! What would happen if you were trapped at a gay birthday party? How would you feel if a girl tricked you into lapping up her spotty vag? What would you think if another man m'lady or supped you silently on the street? Syd, Finley, and Keg are here to answer these brainteasers.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
00:25 – A Pack of Smokes And Sangria
06:38 – Tailypoadline
14:00 – Bloody Pussy
16:00 – Drinking Discount Booze From A Dick
22:45 – Mesh Shirts Are Gay
30:20 – The Gay Birthday Party
47:50 – Newspapers Suck
51:04 – The Virgin 'M'lady' vs. The Chad 'Sup Bro'
1:02:50 – Dicking Down
1:09:10 - Outra
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NotFunny Episode 13 – Beggars Can't Be Losers
We’re a week late, but just pretend Etika’s death is still relevant okay? This week we talk about how dumb the non-American Anglosphere accents sound, failed entrepreneurs, New Age cult leaders, and lesbian cellists.
The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg
01:00 – Asians are Aliens
04:10 – Ray Comfort’s Netball Gospel
10:30 – Bulletball Begging
27:00 – Teal Swan
34:20 – Cello Lesbians
56:10 – Etika’s Butt Was Farmed?
1:06:00 – Skankfest 2019: Louis CK is Innocent
1:12:00 - Outro
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NotFunny Episode 12 – Dirty Diapers Bitch (feat. Bryden Proctor)
Back on track after a little hiatus and we've brought our friend Bryden along for the ride. This episode we talk about Finley's perilous adventures, Elizabeth Warren's diapers, and asian babies eating pine cones. Is Bill Hicks still alive? Can Jesse Lee Peterson defeat Tracy Morgan? Find out on this episode of NotFunny.
The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg
Guest: Bryden Proctor
02:20 – The Legend of Finley: Breath Of The Wild
10:00 – Birds or Bees Might Straight Up Kill You
17:50 – Hindu Elizabeth Warren
20:00 – Black Queerer
40:15 – Bill Hicks 2019
48:40 – Vietnamese Girl Eats Pine cones
53:10 – Racial Olympics
1:03:00 – Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Tracy Morgan
1:08:15 - Senile Old Celebrities
1:19:00 - Outro
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