Hand puppet: nuanced 2020 fraud count
Hello rumble you derpy angel from the gods. I’ve brought you handfuls of cuddles from New Orleans.
It’s over YouTube you incredible rube.
I’m leaving you. And I faked them all. Every kitten video, and fail compilation.
I never loved you.
May your days of enhanced viewership resting upon adorable kitten videos return. the insurgent values of good hearty Internet truth seekers anywhere and everywhere culls the dawn of rumbletronica entranica. What I’m dubbing The “late migration”.
Goodnight sweet tyrannical Prince YouTube. Rest well.
Hello rumble.
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Tell me what I already think YouTube baby
They discovered cute kitten videos are big money and they are here as medicine to teach us.
They do us the convenience of assorting the plausible from the implausible, so that our lil pea pea brains can purge this primordial hyper-vigilance they insists on employing to defend themselves from supposed misinformation. Stupid brain.
YouTube brought me fail videos bruh.
I don’t want to think I want to thought.
I want past tense filter-ed opinions, this isn’t 1995.
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