FlatBassetThoughts

Uncover the eternal #NWO scandal that could slam #WrestleMania dreams into the mat! What happens when #4LIFE means more than just a catchphrase? See how #HulkHogan and #KevinNash fans are wrestling with a reality that's pinned down by #WCW legends. It's a showdown that's too wild to miss—where promises last longer than a Royal Rumble and every fan is left wondering: Can you really escape when you're signed #ForLife?"

A story of a fateful meeting I wrote to the Windy City, and a witty, litty, pretty kitty girl who was oh so pretty. Sure, here are the hashtags you mentioned: - #KurtVonnegut - #Catch22 - #FolkMusic - #FolkRockMusic - #Songs - #CountryMusic - #OnlyForSoup - #1985

Not much is crazier than love, but a lot of those things happened in 2020 onward.

She took the my heart, the car, the dog. And all that I've got left is...

This song is almost entirely the fault of Big n Rich, who taught me music and life happens between raising hell and amazing grace. A song about a faith and religion but not explicitly…faith based (there’s a swear) Open to collabs, covers, licensing.

A country song about how crazy ladies make us. I cannot sing. Please buy this song :D

Embark on a whimsical journey through the epic saga of the Great Canine Conflict, where the noble Basset Hounds stand paw-to-paw against the daring Beagles in a battle of wits, wills, and wagging tails. Narrated in the revered Ken Burns documentary style, this tongue-in-cheek mockumentary blends historical parody with a dash of dogged determination, capturing the heart and humor of our four-legged friends’ most fanciful feud. Witness the unparalleled drama of the Basset-Beagle war, replete with strategic gambits, heroic stands, and, of course, the inevitable moments of comic relief as our furry protagonists navigate the battlefield of their backyard. With a nod to the classic narrative techniques of Ken Burns, including panning and zooming over photographs and the use of solemn narration, this film promises a unique blend of education, entertainment, and pure, unadulterated fun. Perfect for history buffs with a sense of humor, documentary enthusiasts looking for a light-hearted twist, and dog lovers of all stripes, ‘The Great Canine Conflict’ is a tail-wagging tribute to the power of imagination and the enduring charm of our canine companions. Join us in the trenches for a bark-filled romp through history. Who will emerge victorious in this storied clash of the canids? Tune in to find out! Basset Hounds vs. Beagles, Dog comedy, Ken Burns style, Humorous dog battle, Satirical documentary, Canine antics, Mockumentary dogs, Pet rivalry, Historical parody, Animal humor

Bassets v Beagles. They won’t forget, even if you have.

The best song about basset hounds just in time for a romantic holiday. Music Credit Scott Schell. #flatbassets