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We out here spreading Christmas cheer one last time

The lying will continue until the agenda improves

The alogs unwrap their present.

The Petrol Hour demands to know what you have in your pocket

Don't worry, I've got your back

WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST TO TUBTHUMP?

I'm going to need to investigate your wallet for the good of the nation.

Some of it's old, some of it's new and it's all gotta be eaten

Jealousy, JEALOUSY, what IS Jealousy. Is this... a Jealousy?

Sorry, the gay ops are scheduled for next week

Quoth the cohost: Nevermore

Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with a joke about that guy's name?

Topics? Topics? TOPICS?

We appreciate you taking the Troubles

We don't judge, we just accept donations.

Get it? GET IT?

WHO NEED THEY TARGETING SOLUTION ATE?

Filtering out criticism, one way or the other.

From the tips of my fingers, from the back of my throat, the enemies I lie about must be smote.

It do be like dat when dey racis but you can't call dem racis

Hot tips on how to stutter yourself into unpopularity

Sure it went through 20 children but it barely damaged the architecture.

Discount on your goyslop for a good goy