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Learning to live in a post-reality world

And don't forget, his wife will still mow ya farkin' lawns.

The Cube celebrate something you don't cross the street to avoid.

THE CUBE IS COMMITTED TO BEING AS MUCH OF AN ALLY AS POSSIBLE

Open the Door, Get on the Floor, Everyone do the Dinosaur

The Cube examine VERY SERIOUS HAPPENINGS that are HAPPENING to VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE

The Cube celebrates 246 years of the best country to ever exist.

Dead or Alive, you're going to Sneed.

They're waiting for you Goldblum, in the test chamber.

The Cube attempts to perform the helicopter for a world-record breaking 6 hours.

You know what I'm going to do with it, Batman

The Cube expresses gratitude to their Canadian overlords.

The Cube roll an awareness check.

The Cube decide to hire 1,000 jungle monkeys to go running up that hill

The Elite Debating Team attempt to eat their body weight in Xanax behind the local Arbys

The Cube strives for journalistic excellence to be in compliance.

The Cube decides it's time for Serious Journalism

Real life: It's like Warhammer 40k. But really, really gay.

I is runnin' for congress with white womens and shieeet

Theoretically cleaning out the lime basket today, maybe

Just 51 to go, providing you make it.

The boys return unwanted packages to the store with Purity Sin!

Ok more evening of the first day but it doesn't sound as cool

It's all over but the crying