ExBossShitler

Uh oh. Looks like the weather forecast in the next few days shows a great chance of me getting a 100 million degree tan. Better pick up some spf 1 billion at the pharmacy. I get to make a new snazzy ride only to realize I have the worst direction when it comes to navigating the city...guess that is why I mostly walk. I then find myself amongst the most sterling of modern Californians that can't wait to help me find my way after my vehicle breaks down. Who needs AAA when you have such delightful people who are quick to help me get to my destination by way of a burnt stain on the freeway. Will I prove to be the apex psychopath? Stay Tuned.

Maybe it is the years of hardcore moonshining, maybe the radon gasses that came from the basement in that place in New Jersey I lived at for a while, maybe the dementia has finally bit me in the ass...This game released back in 2012 sure got a decade later down to a science. I meet my first Psychopath... a Japanese dude that thinks he is a Chinese dude in a Shaw Bros. film. Get ready for Kung Fu Fighting, Ninja style.

Back for more life & death in California? Who knew going 3 blocks by 3 blocks could be so dangerous yet so much fun. I find blueprints a plenty & live out one of my dreams of being Captain Falcon. Night rolls in, I must deal with the Califonians' insatiable hunger for coffee filtered through a small mammal's anus & soy products.

Are you ready to jump back into the hell hole that is the state of California? People being absolutely stupid, who would have thought that the devs would make this world lacking as much common sense & easily broken by slight pressure as the real one?

Are you ready to take a trip with me to sunny California? I find myself knee deep in a outbreak of zombie proportions & quite frankly, is just a normal Tuesday of looking for a way out of that hellhole. Join me as I hack my way through your average Californians on a typical travel of the California freeway.

On a very special episode of Stories from Tromaville, I learn the most valuable lesson about the power of friendship. I did not know how useful followers were until they showed me that they like to beat ass Batman style. Damn near everyone in the city has a lock on from their fist missile & I aint complaining.

Oh man, oh boy, hot diggity damn!! You ready to betray the human race for a bottle of booze & a new set of kicks? Our drunken alien bestie decides to throw me the keys to his sweet repaired ride & I show Tromaville first hand a Redneck Rampage. Let's get to abductitating & proberating.

Just when you think the adventures in Tromaville could not get any stranger. I find myself fighting a combination of jankies & mascots in an effort to earn a few dollars more...only to come face to face with an intergalactic immigration problem of 80's proportions.

I swear people in Tromaville have a death wish when crossing the street with how many bodies are catapulted into the bushes by vehicle impact. I am working my way back into eating garbage can harvested oranges with how many homies I have put into housing. I seem to be better at it than the city council for housing in most blue states. Soon Undercity will have amassed an army of unbathed soldiers fighting for love, justice & meth.

Showtime thanks to the Big O...'s car dealership in Tromaville. I get a crash coarse in clown car as I continue to search for the elusive toilet store. Seems the cars have become sentient ala Maximum Overdrive with how many people get mowed down & I become the official owner of another crack house but with a garage this time. HEY I'M SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD, WITH MY MOP, TUTU & GIRL.

Who knew looking for the other hero of Tromaville would be such a difficult journey. The elusive Hot Dog Men had me traverse the streets with mow down action just to get a frankfurter for the crazy from the Outback's outback. Something has got to be in the food to make everyone so nuts in the head.

Back at you with more wacky Tromaville action. This time around people have come down with the lemming virus since they want to jump in front of my car so often. I finally meet back up with Welty only to learn he speaks in his native tongue, Methanese & I find another crack house that I forgot I bought.

I can't get to enjoy my fly pimp ride due to the horde of movrs overrunning the place. The angry scientist's experimental device is making my job a little easier & my wallet fatter. I learn that grass & people are no different when you are riding a lawnmower.

Just like Tromaville has issues so too does this episode. More of a recap episode to things that didn't get shown until I get a new Undercity member that teaches me the wonderful world of increased money. The vending machines are lewder sounding & I channel the pimp powers of The Black Baron when I steal a new Gamborgenie. Crime Rocks Kelvin...It Rocks your socks off.

After finding out that the giant snowman is where to buy Tide at I go get my money dry cleaned & pressed. I find my self in a bad romance with the police & vehicular homicide, then use my mad skills to evade them all. I finally give a home to the Powerful Nigel that has an equally powerful throne. I think this is one of the few episodes where my massive stupidity did not get me killed.

After way too many vehicular homicides, getting blown up in a car crash that was supposed to be a cool stunt & watching the cops beat the hell out of a random person, I finally set up my first crack house. Take a tour with me to see the modern amenities that a junkie would need such as a dirty mattress & a busted toilet. Next task will be money laundering...I like using Chinese Tide to get my greenbacks greener.

Ho Ho, I find the MOVR's base & strike a mighty blow to their operations the only way I know how. Can you believe it...I finally buy my first home from the man himself Carl Brutananadilewski. Let OPERATION HOME DECOR begin.

Oh Boy, are you ready for the janky zaniness of Tromaville? I am told I need to channel my inner Mario Bros. through the power of real estate investments. I find the kink store where I can don the drip of John Wick & find the secret spot where every one likes to go to ~An Hero~. I'm gonna need to make a lot more money...

Did you ever want to learn how to commit multiple homicides while selling yourself out to a company? Gambling addictions are front & center to the quirky beat of snailhouse music. I finally get my first homeless homie... The Powerful Nigel & try to see if rock n roll never dies in a fight with the cops.

Who knew being a bum in Tromaville was this hard?? I get to work my hobo butt off just to get enough money together to buy more than a burger & some boots. We say so long to hobo clothes & hello to dangerous drifter style thanks to gambling.

As Melvin Junko's dad, my adventure continues as I meet & help the down trodden citizens in their battle to take control back from the evil mayor, Mr Mayor & his legion of lackies. I learn a few more tricks from the hobo master, Body Odor won Kenobi & steal as much as I can in the name of smelly justice.

Welcome to Tromaville New Jersey. Join me on this homeless adventure on the wild cocaine fueled street of Tromaville, a chronicle of events before Melvin Junko becomes the hideously deformed creature of superhuman size & strength, The Toxic Avenger. I battle my way against the evil forces of the villainous Mayor, The Mayor, with the help of the hobo freedom force in the Undercity. Cowabunga dude, let's get to dumpster diving & crime time.

I go through one of the worst divorce proceedings in history. I finally get to go toe to toe with organization which will be known as VAULT TEC...Will I survive this nightmare or will I be a victim of the early days of their vault experiments? Tune in to the idiocy loaded conclusion of Fallout Lore: Divorce Story aka The Evil Within 2.

Wooohooo! I iz gone hootin, hollerin n' shootatatin when I run into meth addicted El Gigante by the double wides. I then get served divorce papers in the worst way possible & have to get my lawyer Smith N. Wesson to represent me in court. This is going to get ugly.

It is a blast from the past only this time this cavalcade of jerks I am ready for. Watch as I serve up a hot plate of kick ass to some of the most annoying individuals of the series as revenge for super babe & the Japanese snack. Come get some.