EnquiringCitizens

A ballad of bureaucratic benevolence for our times. (Parody of “Political Science” by Randy Newman) They don’t believe us, I don't know why They think for themselves, despite how much we try And all around, our little lies just get put down Let's tell the big one, and see what happens We give them mandates, but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us, so let's surprise them We'll tell the big one and criminalize them Gender’s fiction, men can give birth Cow farts are about to end all life on Planet Earth, >>Freedom and slavery are the same; Let’s tell that big one, they’ll be "dangerous" who blame us Just take Australia Box you up like a kangaroo A gulag’s their idea of an amusement park there Mask up for surfing too! Soon we’ll show them, and soon they will see, Soon they will learn there's no room to disagree And every city, the whole world 'round Will conduct votes how we tell ‘em, and we’ll put dissension down Oh, how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free Won’t we have a ball when we get them all to say that freedom’s slavery? They’re our subjects anyhow, So let’s tell the big one now Let's tell the big one now

The state of things so far in the Golden State. (Parody of "It Never Rains in Southern California" by Albert Hammond.)

A parody of an anthem* of unity, and a satirical comment on calls to unity while many serious questions about election integrity are being shunted aside or inadequately answered. (Somebody needs to do a real version of this. This is the demo, if you can bear with it.) *parody of "Love Will Keep Us Together," composed by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield An interesting slip of the tongue: "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.” - Joe Biden, Oct. 24, 2020