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What else did I learn on my practice retirement? I also learned not to eat the last of the sandwich meat, even if she says she isn't hungry and doesn't want a sandwich.

I want to share my experience during my "practice retirement"—you know, that little vacation from the daily grind to see if life is as glorious as everyone claims. And let me tell you, it turned out to be a delightful surprise party for my brain that I absolutely didn't see coming.

In this episode, I dive into the phenomenon known as Sudden Retirement Syndrome (SRS). As many individuals approach retirement, they may find themselves unprepared for this life transition's emotional and psychological challenges. From feelings of purposelessness to the struggle of redefining identity. Join me as I uncover the secret behind the heebee jeebees of SRS, embrace retirement, and find renewed purpose in life!

While it might seem funny now, our fathers and grandfathers missed a golden opportunity to prepare us for retirement! They should have taught us the true value of investing in a recliner that caters to our needs instead of one that just pleases our wives. As we grow older, our ability to filter out those endless questions from our spouses fades, making it tougher to handle inquiries that may not even be sincere. As a result, our answers can lead to unexpected consequences, often disrupting domestic tranquility.

When I Knew It Was Time To Retire (Part 1). Buckle up for an exhilarating journey as I guide you through the tough decision between 'The Annual 'Oil Check' for men over 50' that we guys really should tackle or taking the plunge into another DEI training. Tough calls, huh? Someone asked me when I knew it was time to hang up my boots, and I couldn't resist sharing my thoughts! I just kept on rolling... Stay tuned for more! #dudewipes, #mandatorytraining, #retirement, #mandatorytraining, #retirementplanning

Join me in this thrilling episode as I unveil my exciting journey of decluttering and downsizing my closet in preparation for retirement! Discover how the powerful 80/20 rule can revolutionize your wardrobe, while also exploring its limits. Got questions or comments? Reach out to me at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com! #DyingToRetirePodcast, #DyingToRetire, #BossWitchesInSpace, #PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood!, #DestroyingStarWarsOneEpisodeAtATime: Boss Witches In Space!

After a tetanus shot, a few butterfly bandages, and a metal shard stuck in my dominant thumb, I've drawn an outrageous conclusion. Men, keep it safe out there... :-) #DyingToRetirePodcast, #DyingToRetire, #BossWitchesInSpace, #PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood!

Get ready for retirement like a pro! Experts say that before you dive into this exciting new chapter, practice living on your future income and adjust to your fresh daily routine. It feels amazing! #DyingToRetirePodcast, #DyingToRetire, #BossWitchesInSpace, #PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood!

In this thrilling episode, I dive into what seems to be the final blow to the Star Wars universe, fueled by Disney's relentless push of the Woke mind-virus onto its audiences. Say goodbye to my childhood and the memories of countless kids from the 70s and early 80s... #DyingToRetirePodcast, #DyingToRetire, #BossWitchesInSpace, #PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood!

In this episode, I'll explore why employees nearing retirement might consider quitting quietly. I'll delve into five compelling reasons: persistent lack of recognition, creeping burnout, stagnant growth opportunities, challenges with management, and perceptions of unfair treatment. I'll show you how quiet quitting can serve as a protective measure, preserving your mental health and energy as you transition into retirement. If you're feeling undervalued or simply ready for change, I'll reveal how quiet quitting can offer a less stressful path to retirement, helping you set boundaries and refocus priorities in your final working years. #DyingToRetirePodcast, #DyingToRetire, #BossWitchesInSpace, # PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood!

Saddle up for this episode, where I'll dish on: • The 'Three Horsemen of the Pension Apocalypse' - sounds scary, right? We'll unmask these retirement gremlins (hint: they're lurking in your retirement benefits package!) • Why Uncle Sam's workforce might want to keep their heads down this election year - spoiler alert: we're in the political crosshairs again!" If you have any questions or comments, please email me at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com. #dyingtoretirepodcast , #DyingToRetire, #BossWitchesInSpace, # PracticeRetirementItFeelsGood!

Tune in as I dive into: • The eye-opening chat I had with a gal pal about why ladies react so differently to a guy’s retirement news • Dreaming of sipping margaritas on a foreign beach? Let’s talk about what it’ll cost you to retire abroad!” Links: • https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12923603/cost-retirement-world-map-expensive-affordable.html • https://vividmaps.com/cheapest-retirement/ If you have any questions or comments, please email me at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com. Background music: • The Elm Tree Collection – Alitu Music Library

In this thrilling podcast episode, I dive into: - The surprising reactions from men and women when I reveal my retirement plans. - Preparing for that exciting first meeting with your financial advisor. - Attention, rookie Federal employees! Start stashing away your sick leave now! If you have any burning questions or comments, don't hesitate to reach out at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com.

Tornado 5 June 2024 - Gone in 60 seconds.

In this episode, I’ll chat about: • The eye-opening ‘Go-Go, Slow-Go, and No-Go Years’ concept I picked up from a favorite YouTuber, and why it’s got me thinking • My home’s new dynamic: welcoming the in-laws and navigating the joys (and challenges) of multi-generational living • Fresh stats on when Americans are hanging up their work boots and how much green they need to stash away – you might be surprised! If you have any questions or comments, please email me at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com. Background music: • The Elm Tree Collection – Alitu Music Library

n this thrilling podcast, I dive into the 800-pound gorillas in the room—or are they elephants?—as I reveal Ten Everyday Stressors/Triggers That Might Just Indicate It's Time to Think About Retirement! Have questions or comments? Don’t hesitate to reach out at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com.

In this podcast, I briefly go over: Welcome to Dying to Retire About Me and Why I Decided Its Time To Retire If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to email me at DyingtoRetirePodcast@gmail.com. Background music: The Elm Tree Collection – Alitu Music Library

Yeah, I just might be suffering from delusions of grandeur. At least it’s not Disney’s ruining of Star Wars… 😊