Real News Headlines From Clown World You Won't Believe! SMH Edition!
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New York City Spends More Than $200K on Men Dressed as Women to Read to Little Kids in School.
Mother Branded Catfish After Make Over Magic and Dentures! Hear Her Story.
Japanese Man Spends $15,000 on Ultra-Realistic Dog Costume To live Like an Animal!
News Fails to Make You Shake Your Head or Laugh as You Go into The Weekend!
Flash Star Ezra Miller Arrested and Warns Cops To Use Preferred Pronouns While Addressing Zlash.
Bill Maher Speaks Common Sense to People Protesting at Judges Homes!
Candace Owens Visits Patrisse Cullors and How One Side Twists The Truth!
Students in School That Relied Heavily on Remote Learning During the Pandemic Fell Behind!
Florida Middle School Teacher Doesn’t Follow Curriculum, Discusses Gender in Classroom, Gets Fired!
Dave Chappelle Performing When Man Rushes at Him on Stage. Man Is Subdued and Arrested!
Alabama Female Prison Guard Allegedly in Relationship with Prisoner and Allegedly Helps Him Escape!
Jada Pinkett Smith Posts Selfie While Will Smith on Spiritual Journey in India!
Wealthy Chicago Homeowners Hire Armed Off-Duty Cops to Stamp Out Crime!
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Rejoins Twitter Only to Be Banned Within 4 Hours!
Johnny Depp and Courtroom Are All Giggles During Bizarre Exchange Between Bodyguard and Lawyer!
Petition Calling for Amber Heard to Be Dropped from Aquaman 2 Movie Passes Two Million Signatures!
Elon Musk Jokes That He Will Buy Coca-Cola next and Put This Original Ingredient Back in The Drink.
Japan and Canada Probe Mystery Hepatitis in Children as Global Outbreak Spreads to 14 Countries!
Jeff Bezos Comments, Tucker Carlson Reinstated, Jack Dorsey to Make $928 Million After Elon Deal!
Disney’s Stock Tumbles 31% Over Year, Woke Involvement Against Governor Ron DeSantis in Florida!
Mike Tyson Snaps on Passenger That Doesn’t Want to Stay Quiet During Flight!
Elon Musk Buys Twitter in Deal Worth 44 Billion Dollars and Takes Social Media Giant Private!
Jackson State University Football Coach Andre Hart Teaches Defensive Line the Will Smith Technique!
Catch Me Outside Girl Bhad Bhabie Buys Boca Raton Mansion for 6.6 Million Dollars.
