Douggem

ESPs can look like absolute garbage if there are a lot of objects in view. So I grouped them together in tidy little boxes. Could do it better today - but this was good enough in 2015.

Did you know that if you tell the server that SOMEONE ELSE wants to eject them from a vehicle, that it just fuckin does it?

I don't remember how i came across this, but it was very OBVIOUSLY Bastian Suter trying to astro turf support for himself.

I was really grasping at straws with this one. But fuck Infistar

Oh shit I got cyber bullied

Winning a Reddit argument

Lol. On a clean account, on a clean machine, I sat in a server while being named 'Douggem'. At the same time, Fonzy (PBUH) was stream sniping Rocket himself. I got banned from the game (not BattlEye) for this stunt. The whole point was to goad them into dev banning me because they had maintained, up until this point, that manual bans did not exist. They lied. And it cost me $30.

This is what the backpack teleport method does in Arma 3, at least when you use it with vehicles.

More basic programming techniques that I learned late and poorly

He claimed this shit was accidental. It wasn't accidental. Admins/Anti-Cheat devs/Mod makers are snakes and will ALWAYS work to compromise your security.

I once made a shitty IDE for debugging SQF code. It could read script threads from the game, globals, and do some basic beautifying.

Not a surprise.

Did you know you can make yourself or anyone else pick up any backpack from anywhere on the map? Did you also know that the server doesn't check that the backpack you're picking up is actually a backpack? This works by making the target player pick up EVERY OTHER PLAYER as a backpack. When a new 'backpack' is picked up, the current backpack is spilled out onto the ground. The effect of this is that everyone gets teleported

I fucked this up but I tested script threads' effects on FPS

I think this was when BattlEye started using VMProtect to obfuscate the anti-cheat. To their credit, this move basically completely killed my pay cheat career.

Just bein a sperg. Another attempt at giving back to the community, but I didn't have the patience to plan, script, or edit videos.

The Final Form of the tractor missile. Every vehicle on the server would fly into the air, fly toward a player (or other vehicle), and then smash down into them. Was my greatest work.

Me learning basic programming strategies (poorly)

Fuck the po-lice