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Ask and ye shall receive Salty! Here is my S&S Top 5 Intro Bumper

I made more than year's worth of Salty & Savage Show Intros - with a different tape label for each. Watch the Salty & Savage Show every Week!

We are laughing....

Watch what happened when Ethan Van Sciver tells Jon Malin about the comic book he read today. Something magical.

As Shane Davis rightfully points out, they have the fire, there are those that have no idea how to make fire that want to steal the fire. And sometimes, one of the fools in the CG tribe, puts a fire out.

An animated intro for a racing simulation for Monmouth Park of simulated race of champion horses.

For about 5 years, I provided simulation races for all of NBC's Triple Crown of Horse Racing Events - these animations had to be turned around in less than 48 hours and sometimes less due to last minute changes to the line-ups.

An X-Files themed intro video I made for Chicago's Freelance Wrestling's "I Want To Believe" event from September 20, 2019.

CHIKARA was invited to join the WWN Live Experience in Orlando Florida in 2016 and I was asked to create a commercial advertising their inclusion in the event. Yes, this is me at my cheesy announcer best.

With less than 12 hours notice, I was asked to create a Bond themed intro for CHIKARA's iPPV "You Only Live Twice" which summarized the story of CHIKARA's entire year long "shut down" and the events of their feature length film "Ashes" - The only thing I had to work with the brilliant theme song by Harley Wooten, and I was able to deliver this hand animated event intro with about 1 hour to spare for the deadline.

Each year CHIKARA themed their King of Trios event around a pop culture franchise. In 2016, Pokemon was the theme. I was honored to create months of promos and event graphics around this theme, and this just a quick sample of the Night One intro that was one of the most fun projects I worked on.

A promo/intro for Chicago's Freelance Wrestling's July 5, 2019 event "Wet Hot American Supershow 2" that invokes the event namesake's opening credits. Features the incredible "Orange Cassidy Theme" by Harley Wooten.

CHIKARA's 2018 King of Trios from Easton, PA had a "Star Wars" theme - and As a true Star Wars fanatic growing up, I took the opportunity to painstakingly match the intros to the original crawl in exact length and timing. Sadly it was necessary to include a Chapter Identifier, but I think together with the wonderful score by Harley Wooten, we pulled off a perfect homage to Lucas's best work. I've included the show title and a sample pre-match bumper here.

Sarah Shockey made an incredible Hamilton parody song for Black Label Pro's Slamilton 2 and I created this intro/promo for the live stream to showcase her brilliant work.

CHIKARA's 2017 King of Trios from Wolverhampton, England had a "Game of Thrones" theme - and I used the Unity game engine to create my own spin on the Game of Thrones intro with a distinct CHIKARA "spin" on things. Here is the event opener and a sample of the pre-match bumpers from the first round.

A CHIKARAtopia bumper made to promote the 2018 CHIKARA event "La Lotería Letal" that was included in live streams.

A D&D Themed intro I made for Black Label Pro's July 29, 2019 event "Dropkicks and Dragons"

Just a short intro for folks to use should they want one if I hop on their live stream. Look at this Turtle!

A Trashcast intro for Human Sunbeam Ethan Van Scriver complete with frogs and chickens.

It's been clear that Eric July's grift has been to use his circle of Youtube influencer friends to promote his "merch" err... "books" - and heaven forbid someone notice his products are missing two important aspects of Comic Books - story and hand drawn art. That will get you a night letter or worse. "No comment here, no comment at all. We only wanted to introduce you to one of our very special citizens, little Eric July, five foot six, who lives in a warehouse for the time being, in a place that used to be Texas. And, if by some strange chance, you should run across him, you had best think only good thoughts. Anything less than that is handled at your own risk, because if you do meet Eric, you can be sure of one thing: you have entered The Warehouse Zone."