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Half of this country are vampires with no reflection in the mirror. They just can't see their own evil.

Clinging on against the odds a lonely patch of snow mockingly hangs on into April. #ihateyoubutirespectyou #meme #snow

Shaggy is suspicious.

Papa Smurf didn't kill himself.

The basic gist of Thundercats.

Testing the app. There's a reason I never post on here. The app sucks.

The rouble has just erased 5 years of loses!! FIVE!!! For those arguing their educational pedigree trump's my analysis, I've been right every time. CHARTS DON'T LIE!!! Russia is in better shape because of sanctions and now they've erased five years of down trends. Five!

Uncle Mahty was right 👍

Bird Joke The bird has better timing than I do.

Bad jokes by Uncle Mahty

Why did it have to be 8mm?! Not even stored in cans, these things are in bad shape.

How come nobody's come up with refillable whipped cream aerosol cans?

Jesus flipping Christ... You can't make this up. Economic "EXPERTS" ALL AGREE ! INFLATION IS A GOOD THING ! OH MY GOD.... WTF?

Although Ancestry is not a sponsor, Clown Cam wants to give a shout out to Ancestry. Search your Fucking family history.

Never volunteer information to the government. Your medical affairs are none of theirs. You did? You have to get a medical every year to show "compliance"? Only 33 % of the OSA patients were considered to have “good adherence” by 10 months, even after receiving an educational intervention. LET'S FACE IT, LIFE HAPPENS. Here's how to create the illusion of compliance to get everyone off your ass.

Uncle Mahty gets his driver's license in the mail. What does all this crap have to do with me being able to drive? Find out this week.

Nope, not click bait. Several states are banning computers. Just let that sink in. First they came for your guns and now they are coming for your Gameboy.

I'd like to apologize to the snarky little bastards in the latest Paris accord video that we just aren't strip mining 3rd world 🌎 nations of their resources fast enough for the green technologies that make you feel good about yourselves. #globalwarming #globalwhining #littlebastards We really are trying to employ persons of color a dollar a day to deforest, level mountains ⛰ and strip their resources as fast as possible so you can feel good about yourselves. Rare earth minerals for these green technologies require giant holes in the earth and that takes time. Windmills only have an operational life of one year before they fail and go to a landfill where they won't decompose or biodegrade while leaking toxic substances into the soil. At least they kill bald eagles with those racist white faces by the hundreds but who needs those symbols of oppression and patriarchy flying around. Good riddance to those things.

Joe Biden’s townhall tanked in the ratings and Masters of the Universe is getting hammered online. Did He-Man get woke? I don't see it.

God killed the dinosaur so we can drive cars.

Tastes like lawnmower. WTF AM I DRINNKING?

My trip to the shrink...

Uncle Mahty plays fetch with the dog 🐕

Uncle Mahty chases Blaze around with a friggin lobstah. I cooked his pet lobstah.