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“24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that’s the only shift they offer!” Jodi Picoult

“Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pants less when your baby walks around pants less.” - Tina Fey