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Dipshit Doug Evans is charged with indecent exposure, attempted rape, having a micro-penis, smelling like Satan's Ass, and gerbil fucking. Will his court appointed lawyer, Andrew Tate, get him off the most serious charges? Find out...

Dipshit Doug is stripped search. What do they find up his ass? What happens when he shares a cell with the Anchor Pub rapist, Christian Sayre?

Dipshit Doug Evans Dickhead evangelizes his woke politics to the wrong person and ends up in jail. Dipshit Doug is based on a real person, a member of antifa who vandalized The Soup Nazi Kitchen several times, including shooting out its windows. www.soupnazikitchen.com

Dipshit Doug's court appointed lawyer, Andrew Tate, has a new intern, Gabi Price. What does he do to her to make her feel better? Dipshit tries to fit in in prison, how does it turn out? How does he lose his tacos?

Andrew Tate has a plan to exonerate Dipshit Doug Evans from charges of attempted rape and indecent exposure. It involves taking photos of Dipshit's micro-wee wee, flaccid and hard. Find out what turns Dipshit on!