Celics

When my cat cosmo gets out the house, he runs up the stairs and lays in that spot every time. Without fail, he does this every time, exact same area each time. He is strange dude.

See what I did there? I used the name of the app. I'm a comedic genius

Did you know cats actually have the dirtiest mouths of all animals, mainly because they bath themselves.

Cosmo is actually a wizard with magical powers. He can absorb the life force from entities weaker than him. Some call Cosmo a legend some call him a god, but he is just a wizard. I also show off his super cool tail that has rings!!

Rare never before seen video of my cat cosmo as a kitten

Accidentally In love - Counting Crows, but its sang and played by me and I skip over certain parts because this is an old video and I suck

I actually wrote this a while back and I recorded it around the same time. Bad song and bad voice but maybe you'll get a kick out of the lyrics. Please excuse the weird facial expressions, I don't think about what I look like while singing and playing guitar.

This song is a song by bo burnham, I'm not that good but hey, I barely get views so the to the three people who see this, leave a comment and let me know how much you hate me. Also sorry for my dumb facial expressions.

Oliver, my dog, just robbed a bank in this video. He hurried home, stashed the loot, and sat on the top of the chair awaiting my return. Thats why he looks so smug in this video.

I ask my cat spooky why the hell is she on the stove and she just ignores me.. really have to find a new roommate guys, one that actually pays rent and doesn't walk on the kitchen counter and stove.

Unlike the majority of my videos, this video features my small black cat spooky just staring at me like usual.

He actually hates bath but he likes the warmth of the tub after I take a shower or bath

In this video you see a true actual american happy about being an american, he is not german. Why would you even think he is german? are you stupid? he says he's american in the video. He is american silly

As you can see from this video, my cat meows like a normal cat does. pretty neat huh?

Welcome to the intervention, Cosmo you meowing as much as you do has caused all of your loved ones a great deal of stress, we're all here today because we love you and we just want to help you be the best cat you can possibly be.

Rare actual footage of my cat Cosmo yawning as he watches me with bad intent

Cosmo is such a fat cat and loves food. So much so that he is trying to eat the blanket! Silly cat stupid cat, that isn't food! its a blanket!! In reality, this was before I had got Cosmo fixed and he though the blanket was another cat and was trying to have sweet sensual intercourse with my favorite blanket.

In this video you can see my wonderful cat Cosmo Kramer being a little lazy slacker and sleeping instead of I don't know, finding a job? helping me pay rent? Cleaning up his liter box? No, he's just sleeping like the absolute bum he is.

This is my cat Cosmo Kramer, he is very special for a bunch of reasons. This pupils are for some odd reason always dilated and he always is doing something odd.