HVN NEWS 002 - What is this? ( 2019 )
Ever wonder what the unprocessed first episodes looked like? Well here's one of them!
We are presently forcing our editors to work 24 hours a day to produce the 3 year backlog of content for our own personal entertainment and your viewing pleasure.
HVN - Please tell your friends you like this sort of thing!
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HVN NEWS 000.5 - Configuration Test 2019
Dredging up old archival footage from 2019, because we can!
HVN - Milk it dry and then milk it again!
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COOKING 010 - Grilled Cheese and Soup, THE EPILOGUE
Ever wonder what the staff of the High Vis Network do with the food we cook on the cooking show? Often some poor sod has to eat it too - on camera, so we make sure they are dedicated to the cause. No disagreement is tolerated. They must eat it, or we will not feed them during the 'off time'.
You have been warned.
HVN - do NOT cross us, we hold the whole of Canadian Culture in our hands...
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cOKING 011 - DEM POUTINES!
Ever wondered how to badly condense 200 years of Franco-Canadian culture into one dish made from cans and frozen bullshit? Well here is your comprehensive guide.
HVN makes no warranties as to the potential success of attempting to replicate or impersonate things seen on the High Vis Network.
You are on your own!
Poutine!
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COOKING 013 - STEAK and MUSHROOMS and CORN
Have you ever wanted an in depth tutorial on how to cook steak and mushrooms AND corn at the same time, in the same building, without sustaining any critical structural damage? Well, you're in luck. This crap will get you's some learning on that right proper-like. Maybe.
We are not responsible for the outcomes of attempting to replicate the skill and intelligence needed to experience our tutorials. Its totally your fault what happens, if its bad. If its good, you can SEND MONEY because you used our proprietary knowledge of Bachelor Hedonism.
You have been warned. Proceed at your own peril.
Aim product away from Face.
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HVN COOKING 016 - Pasta, without burning down the House
Ever wondered how those wonderful Canadian restaurants make pasta? They ge the cheapest s*** from Loblaws and boil it in questionable water sources, and then fire it onto a plate with some sauce that comes from cans and such...
ENJOY! IMMEDIATELY!
HVN commands you!
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January 17 2017 and What it Meant for the World
Ever wondered when the internet became real, and all political discourse, news analysis, and common sense switched over to being an internet thing instead of something you could verify with your own eyes? It was January 17, 2017 when Trump used Twitter to defeat PeePeeGate!
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GARAGE - Changing a tire in winter 2016
have you ever got a flat tire? Ever wanted to change it in winter? ever wanted a poor description and some grainy video from an obscure angle to show you how to do it in the North Country? Well now you can watch someone else doing it.
The High Vis Network - enjoying Cananda so you don't have to!
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COOKING 012 - Lasagna
Have you ever wondered how to take a packaged lasagna and convert it into a home-cooked lasagna? Well wonder no more, the instructions are in a text overlay about 1/3 of the way into the video! Enjoy, sucker!
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Cooking - barbeque in the garage in 2019
Don't barbeque in your garage... by the time the food is done, the carbon monoxide will convince you the food is good, when in fact its crap...
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