Biden: "I'm the guy that convinced Bibi to call for a ceasefire to let the prisoners out. I'm the guy that talked to Sisi to convince him to open the door." None of which actually happened.
Biden: "I bet everybody knows somebody ... that in an intimate relationship, what happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend, or whatever, in a compromising position and then ... blackmails or mortifies that person"
Biden Clown Picnic: "Chuck, my guy's going to be the next speaker of the House.. I decided I'd go over to the Senate dining room, the private dining room, we used, turned out there's no dining room there.. are you going that way?"