Modern Drunkard Magazine

Jimmy meets his femme fatale.

Happy explains to Jimmy the Four Rules of being a successful syndicate enforcer.

The Modern Drunkards Web Series--Episode One: The White Rose Jack wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings and must reacquaint himself with the Three Rs of Drinking: Remember, Regret and Release. Cast Jack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chris Chamberlayne Dean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Luke Schmaltz Monique . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Heidi Hamill Crew Writer/Director/Editor . . . Frank Kelly Rich Cinematography . . . . . . . Jackie L. Virgo Sound/Boom . . . . . . . . . . . David Gayman Nick Plumber Makeup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christa Wiley Music "Guitart" by Luke Schmaltz "Under the Seat" by King Rat For more of Luke and King Rat's music, head on over to: http://www.kingratrock.com Shot on location in Denver, CO. A Modern Drunkard Film & Video Production video.drunkard.com

The Modern Drunkards Web Series--Episode Three: Goodbye "99 After engaging in his drunkard-maintenance program, Jack tries to put to paper the previous evening's brilliant--if garbled--ideas that he managed to capture on a pocketful of cocktail napkins. And all it takes is a single glance at a photo he should have thrown away a long time to send him down the rabbit hole of misery called Britt. Goodbye 99? You're goddamn right. Goodbye 99. Cast Jack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chris Chamberlayne Dean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Luke Schmaltz Britt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Britt Waiter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chad Groves Crew Writer/Director/Editor . . . Frank Kelly Rich Cinematography . . . . . . . Jackie L. Virgo Sound/Boom . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Plumber Makeup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christa Wiley Music "Goodbye '99" by King Rat For more of Luke and King Rat's music, head on over to: http://www.kingratrock.com Shot on location in Denver, CO. A Modern Drunkard Film & Video Production video.drunkard.com

The Modern Drunkards Web Series--Episode Two: The Skylark Join us for a new episode every Friday Synopsis: Jack and Dean set out to find a friendly outpost with free drinks. Cast Jack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chris Chamberlayne Dean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Luke Schmaltz Carrie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Carrie Security Guard…………….Little Fyodor Crew Writer/Director/Editor . . . Frank Kelly Rich Cinematography . . . . . . . Jackie L. Virgo Sound/Boom . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Plumber Makeup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christa Wiley Music "Don’t Blame It on the Booze" and “Best of You” by King Rat For more King Rat's music, head on over to: http://www.kingratrock.com A big thanks to the Skylark Lounge for their fine hospitality. Shot on location in Denver, CO. A Modern Drunkard Film & Video Production video.drunkard.com

The Modern Drunkards Web Series--Episode Four: Secrets and Lies Having blown his paycheck in a wild drinking spree and facing certain eviction, Jack must now accrue $300 in tips during a single shift of waiting tables. Which has only been done once in the history of the restaurant, by the rude Frenchman Andre, who refuses to reveal his secret. The other waiters, however, are eager to offer their best tricks of the trade. Applying all the tricks at once, Jack soon learns, isn't a good idea. Cast Jack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chris Chamberlayne Dean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Luke Schmaltz Britt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Britt Waiter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chad Groves Crew Writer/Director/Editor . . . Frank Kelly Rich Cinematography . . . . . . . Jackie L. Virgo Sound/Boom . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Plumber Makeup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christa Wiley Music "Burn It" by King Rat For more of Luke and King Rat's music, head on over to: http://www.kingratrock.com Shot on location in Denver, CO. A Modern Drunkard Film & Video Production video.drunkard.com

Rule 37 of Modern Drunkard Magazine's 86 Rules of Boozing

The Modern Drunkards Web Series--Episode Five: Dr. Barton & the Alconauts Flush with stolen booze, Dean forges ahead with their single-minded quest to drink every cocktail known to man, while Jack comes to grips with his sudden joblessness and the fear that the Devil has begun burrowing his way up. Cast Jack . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chris Chamberlayne Dean . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Luke Schmaltz Crew Writer/Director/Editor . . . Frank Kelly Rich Cinematography . . . . . . . Jackie L. Virgo Sound/Boom . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Plumber/David Gayman Makeup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Christa Wiley Music "You Could Be President" by King Rat For more of Luke and King Rat's music, head on over to http://www.kingratrock.com Shot on location in Denver, CO. A Modern Drunkard Film & Video Production http://video.drunkard.com

Rule 20 of Modern Drunkard Magazine's 86 Rules of Boozing

Rule One of Modern Drunkard Magazine's 86 Rules of Boozing

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Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing was a category on Jeopardy. Instant and irrevocable social relevance! Cannot be rescinded! This is not a parody.

Every year hundreds of dive are transformed into hipster boutique bars and if things don't change soon, The Syntax Physic Opera in Denver, CO will join that statistic. In Modern Drunkard Magazine's Bar Rescue Spoof, the Dive Rescue team labors mightily to revert hipster lounges back into dive bars. Cast David Gayman. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Himself Luke Schmaltz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Himself Bar Owner . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jonathan Bitz Mixologist with Mustache . . . . . . . . . . . Karl Krumpholz Mixologist with Shades . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Adam Pittman Bar Spy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Plumber Amity Allen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Herself Crew Writer/Director/Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . Frank Kelly Rich Cinematography . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nick Plumber Sound/Boom . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Amity Allen Music . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bensound.com Special Thanks to Jonathan @ The Syntax Physic Opera for letting us shoot and his unimpeachable sense of humor.

Rule 66 of Modern Drunkard Magazine's 86 Rules of Boozing