Description

Overview and Formation

The Washington Razorblades Impact Crew (WRI) is a multifaceted organization based in Seattle, Washington, near the Space Needle, having formerly resided in Kansas. Led by the powerful and chaotic Zaylen Hubbard, the crew is not just a band but also functions as a gang, a hockey team, a merchandise enterprise, a restaurant, and a crime-stopping organization. The crew has a long history, previously existing as "Nexus Riot" from 2003-2005 and before that as the "White Island Crew" from 1997-2002. They are the second richest of the "Split 4" factions, a group of powerful crews that includes DaWoopDingo, Sparkles Skyrocket Team, and Several X.

Leadership and Dynamics

The crew's leader is Zaylen Hubbard, an overwhelmingly narcissistic and sadistic individual who is also one of the most overpowered gods in the universe. He often messes with his own crew members for personal pleasure and ratings, and his leadership style is marked by stress from dealing with the crew's "Retarded-ass antics". Despite his often cruel and violent outbursts, Zaylen's immense power makes him and his crew largely untouchable, as demonstrated when a lawsuit against him was rejected in 2004 after a threatening outburst. The core of the crew's power structure consists of the "Main 4": Zaylen Hubbard, Xacio Tyler, Patrick Lars, and Miles "Tails" Prower.

Roster

The members of the Washington Razorblades Impact Crew include:

Leader: Zaylen Hosea Hubbard

Dora Anastasia Márquez (Zaylen's wife)

White "White Face" Ruby Alverez

Jess Annie Barts Vets

Xacio Kadzu Tyler

Marlyalarans "Marly" Joann Hyacinthe

Patrick Ándy Lars

Suzy Matilda Lars

Caillou Alexander Anderson

Gina Wilson Delgado

Rosaline “Rosie” Lee Anderson

Gabriel “Gab” Nhils

Daiseria “Daisy” Hopla Anderson

Edd Ernest Gould

Ell Hull Gould

Wayne Cosma Lucas

Hymås Nilsson Modo

Miles “Tails” Dwight Prower

Cream Audy Reed

Cosmo Evo Veronika (revived in 2016)

Louis Schwinninger

Illan “Soap” Jennifer

Hannah Molly-Near Anderson

Mickey Dynside Opel

Cody Gabriel Anderson

Liliano "Lily" Mia Anderson

Zell “Zell Hell” Hubbard

Former members include Esbjerg Einar (deceased 2004), Meg Griffin, Bailey "Pearly" Pearl (to SST), John Janesville (deceased 2004), Monk Morrison (to SST), Jessie Morrison (to SST), Rouge Culer, and Sonic Sanchez (to SST).