Internet Bad Boys

https://www.geocities.ws/internetbadboys/ I believe this was the first parody jingle I made up back in the early 2010s. My girlfriend at the time, who had the most amazing female jazz voice I've ever heard, made up harmonies for it. My fondest memory of this song is going up the escalator with my girlfriend at West Town Mall in Madison and singing it as a couple was walking right below the escalator. The girl looked very stuck up and mad at my performance, but the guy was smirking. The lyrics were change d after the Boston Store closed to Boston Store forever in my heart.

https://www.geocities.ws/internetbadboys/ The original chant I made was Dick's Dick's we don't like chicks and Aaron added the ending dickeruze. Suno censored the word dicks so I had to change that to dickeruze as well. I also added Come on down to Dick's Sporting Goods but don't bring any girls, however, i had to use the word tix in place of Dick's to fool Suno. Somehow Suno picked up on tix tix we don't like chicks. Back when Wisconsin first mandated masks during the scamdemic I was kicked out of Dick's at West Towne Mall in Madison by several employees for not wearing a mask. They had radios and everything calling other employees, those people were absolute nutters. The only reason I ever go into that place is to use the can and refill my water bottle, which I successfully did before being thrown out.

https://www.geocities.ws/internetbadboys/ The original chant I made was Dick's Dick's we don't like chicks and Aaron added the ending dickeruze. Suno censored the word dicks so I had to change that to dickeruze as well. I also added Come on down to Dick's Sporting Goods but don't bring any girls, however, i had to use the word tix in place of Dick's to fool Suno. Somehow Suno picked up on tix tix we don't like chicks. Back when Wisconsin first mandated masks during the scamdemic I was kicked out of Dick's at West Towne Mall in Madison by several employees for not wearing a mask. They had radios and everything calling other employees to help pursue me, those people were absolute nutters. The only reason I ever go into that place is to use the can and refill my water bottle, which I successfully did before being thrown out. The first guy to actually say anything to me followed me into the bathroom and started saying I can't be in the store from the shitter!

https://www.geocities.ws/internetbadboys/ I believe this was the first parody jingle I made up back in the early 2010s. My girlfriend at the time, who had the most amazing female jazz voice I've ever heard, made up harmonies for it. My fondest memory of this song is going up the escalator behind my girlfriend and singing it as a couple was walking right below the escalator. The girl looked very stuck up and mad at my performance, but the guy was smirking.