Gaming is meant to be fun

Women like dressing games. Men like undressing games. Women like wrapping up presents. Men like unwrapping presents.

A very strange pricing scheme.

The final challenge of the game?

It is alright. Could do with some polish.

What are the higher level weapons like?

An alright game. Controls take a little getting used to.

Game of the decade?

Do you like feet?

Even though I'm someone with Asperger's Syndrome with no social ability at all and a complete loner they come to my channel to attack me. This is not natural. Leave me alone. I won't want viewers. I'm a private guy, even in public. I'm the ultimate minority. I'm an individual and will never be more than that. I'm all alone. It's me against the world. I'm in a group of my own. A one man army. They made a mistake. They fake real negative feedback and then launch that against all matching targets. When the target has no audience and no feedback for it to disappear into, no crowd to disappear into then they get caught in the act. It's just them alone without a crowd to hide among. You thought you were following the crowd. The crowd is your weapon. Only you found yourselves alone in a dark alleyway of the internet superhighway with me and only you, unarmed without your crowd. Welcome to hell. A wrong turn for you, the right turn for me. Welcome to my tiny world. I'm normally the only person in it. Me. Is that me? Yes it's you. Wake up. We have guests.

I have to clean up this game.

It's not the greatest game ever of all time, it is merely a tribute.

The way it's meant to be played. I don't care how important someone thinks they are nor how many others join in on their self important and delusions of grandeur falling for it and thinking they're important, I don't care what people think especially when most people can't.

More talk of my traumatic experience and I play around with the ship builder.

Be the hero in your own story. Bloody real life ransom ware.

I found a large hole.

Trying to explore a planet and stupid side quests.

Is it me or do the graphics on this game suck?

I play through the opening.

I play through and review the game. General conclusion: * Stable. Works. Has reasonable game play. * Very easy. * A little mediocre. * A little tame. It's not very offensive. * Somewhat crude. Simple level design, just a few weapons. * Does not make the best out of the available material. * Somewhat repetitive. * Gameplay is quite short, not many levels, under an hour to complete. * Not great value for money. * Humour is limited to poorly integrated references and a few random lines, this is a missed opportunity as it should be easy to have tonnes of sound clips so you always hear something different in a playthrough. * One or two minor design fails. * Not nearly as funny as it could be. * Somewhat disappointing. * No babe. It's not terrible but it's just not all that great either. It's a good bit of fun but the price point is way too high.