"I'm skeert I'm skeert I'm skeert I'm skeert of him!" (May 2020)
Andrew pretends to be 'skeert' of his father on a voicemail for Shannon (previous caseworker). Slapping audible around 4:05- whether it's head banging or over the top stimming remains unknown.
Original title: My dad scares me the way he is with me. He knows how to treat me. He is like ...
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: May 2020
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"Skeert, skin getting eaten up by bugs!" (2020)
(Only audio)
"I have message for you. Come find me. Skeert! Skin getting eaten up by bugs. If you want to believe me and help me a group home, then find me. I'll be here."
Original title: Find me if you can help me be potty trained and have safe help with a group h...
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020
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Tom: "Call the stinkin' police!" (March 2020)
Andrew rages about an officer who will not arrest his father for 'abusing' him. This recording shows that 'abuse'.
Original title: [No title]
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: March 9, 2020
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A Nighttime Stroll (No Audio, 2020)
No audio, only video.
Original title: Andrew Ditch was live.
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020
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Original Head Banging Meltdown Footage (2019)
The earliest documented video recording of a Head Banging Meltdown. Notice how Andrew looks directly into the camera before he begins the performance.
Original title: [No Title]
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2019
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"I Can't Do This Any More! Police Abuse Me!" (2020)
[No video, only audio] A hysterical Andrew cries to the police about a number of things including but not limited to:
- Being 'forced' to live with his parents
- His parents won't get him a lawyer so that he can get OPWDD services
- Tom 'abusing' him
- Tom going to work
- The police not arresting Tom
- The police not arresting Andrew
- The police 'discriminating' Andrew
Concludes with a decision to run away.
Original title: Andrew Ditch was live.
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020
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"I'm the Diaper Man, Yeah!" (2017)
22:47 "I'm the diaper man, yeah!"
No baby voice or over the top stimming to be seen or heard as Andrew talks about having 'autism'. Incontinence discussed at length and we learn that 'professionals and counselors' have accused Andrew of faking incontinence for attention most of his life.
38:35- passing mention of his actual diagnosis, schizoaffective disorder.
Andrew mentions being prescribed Abilify, a medication used to treat schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and major depressive disorder. He also mentions having been on Depakote and Risperdal.
Original title: My Struggles with Autism and being Misdiagnosed
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2017
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"Cleaning Your PC" (2018)
Another video remarkable for what doesn't happen. Street traffic, including a car honking, cause no reaction in Andrew other than for him to apologize to the viewer for the ambient noise. No over the top stims, no green headphones.
Original title: Cleaning Your PC
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2018
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"About Andrew from A Best PC's" (2013)
Andrew clearly and coherently introduces himself (no 3rd person, no baby talk) and invites the viewer to contact him with any computer related questions. Perhaps the oldest Andrew video in the archive.
Original title: About Andrew from A Best PC's
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: January 17, 2013
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"My Biggest Symtoms and Autism2" (2018)
A year since "My Struggles with Autism and being Misdiagnosed", Andrew continues to polish up his method acting skills by reading a list of symptoms for autism and comparing them to himself. 'Stimming' on camera at some parts.
20:00- Andrew attempts to convince himself and the viewer that his self diagnosis of autism holds more weight than his true diagnosis of schizoaffective disorder.
21:00- Andrew mentions having testicular cancer; no medical documentation he has ever shown has indicated this.
My Struggles with Autism and being Misdiagnosed:
https://rumble.com/v4qroth-im-the-diaper-man-yeah-2017.html
Original title: My Biggest Symtoms and Autism2
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2018
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"My cry for help life skills part 2" (May 2019)
Baby want girlfriend.
Original title: My cry for help life skills part 2
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: May 2019
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"My cry for help life skills part 1" (May 2019)
"Ahh, poo. Anny poo earlier." Andrew practices his baby talk as he wanders around his cluttered hotel room.
Original title: My cry for help life skills part 1
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: May 2019
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"Can Someone Teach Me PLEASE [to have Schizophrenia]?" (February 2020)
Andrew believes that if he convinces the viewer he cannot act convincingly 'schizophrenic' then that means he cannot act convincingly 'autistic' either, meaning his autism must be real. Does that make sense?
Bonus: "Oops! Sorry for knowing the stuff." Stay to the end for a lesson on the big bang theory and evolution.
Original title: Teach me please to be schizophrenia. Sorry for the tics I need to call my doc...
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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Simply Laptop Hardware Upgrades (ABestPC's, 2014)
A video remarkable not for what is seen, but for what isn't: no stimming, no baby talk, no tantrum or headbanging- just a man using his fine motor skills to demonstrate basic computer maintenance.
Original title: Simply Laptop Hardware Upgrades
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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Playing around with my guitar (2016)
Andrew films his father, Tom, while Tom plays guitar. Compare this to the following videos filmed in 2020, when Andrew learned from various YouTube videos that autistic people often have sensitivity to loud noises:
https://rumble.com/v4qlvru-an-unwelcome-presence-toms-guitar-as-poopsquatch-repellent-2020.html
https://rumble.com/v4qlz1t-i-want-jail-to-get-away-sorry-to-police-officers-...-2020.html
https://rumble.com/v4qmjbr-guitar-and-trumpet-as-poopsquatch-repellent-calling-crisis-services-februar.html
Original title: Playing around with my guitar.
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2016
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"No Food" (Pictured: Food) (2020)
Andrew demands sensory friendly bread.
Original title: No food
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020
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"Teach me to be schizophrenic, mom, to make dad happy." (February 2020)
Under the constant stress of Andrew's bizarre behavior, Tom threatens to leave. This only causes Andrew to begin bellowing and weeping (2:25). Once again, Andrew retreats into the shadows to play with toys and giggle while he 'pretends' to be 'schizophrenic'.
Original title: February 24 at 9 pm. I turn off the recording I get dad hitting his head
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 24, 2020
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Guitar and Trumpet as Poopsquatch Repellent (Calling Crisis Services, February 2020)
One of the most notable videos in Ditchstory: Wailing at the top of his lungs, Andrew calls crisis services over Joe tooting a trumpet and Tom's guitar (Again, never mind the fact Andrew has attended rock concerts without issue.) His weeping and wailing is so high pitched that he is mistaken for a woman.
Original title: My 911 call for help not know I called police after relaxing 2-26 pm at around 8 pm
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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"Arrest my father!" (February 2020)
Andrew screams at an officer, demanding a number of nonsensical things including that Tom be arrested. When things don't go his way, Andrew claims he will return to the police station with 'protest signs'.
Original title: Denial of services in due process of getting help from the abuse from my family
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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"Andy's Going Apeshit on Me!" (2020)
Andrew screams at Tom because his feelings were hurt. Concludes with Andrew calling crisis services.
Original title: Dad
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: 2020
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A Visit From Crisis Services (February 2020)
Yet another disgusting misuse of public services as both the police and crisis services arrive at the Ditch residence. After rattling off a bunch of angry nonsense, Andrew's affect changes dramatically once he receives undeserved attention and compassion from the crisis services ladies. He giggles as he asks the police to take him back to jail.
Original title: Crises services on the other day
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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"Pay for my apartment, then!" (2020)
A heated debate with Tom which leaves Andrew in tears. Andrew makes it clear that the tantrums will continue until Tom and Jan pay for an apartment for him (an ultimatum). Andrew also demands his parents get him a lawyer, a demand he is still making currently.
Original title: I need help my advocate
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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You're Hurting My Eawws! (Tom's Guitar as Poopsquatch Repellent 2, 2020)
Skip to 2:45
After throwing a yet another hysterical tantrum, Andrew calls the police on Tom for playing his guitar. Why Tom's guitar would bother him so terribly when Andrew has attended rock concerts in the past without issue remains a mystery.
Original title: I want jail to get away sorry to police officers who are nice for being that way
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 2020
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Unbearable Annoyance (February 2020)
Andrew annoys his father to the point of hitting himself. Once satisfied that his parents are as miserable as he is, Andrew retreats into the darkness to play with his toys.
Original title: February 23 2020 part 1 before I calmed myself on own
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 23, 2020
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"I'm sad, sad, sad, confused, sad." (Crisis Service Call, 2020)
An unknowing crisis services worker plays into Andrew's baby game, speaking to him as though he were the autistic man child he dreams of to being.
Original title: Do I have to be a retard for not even having language to say details that I can write
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: February 23, 2020
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