Furry Madness

Why did the Asian man have six dogs on his moped? Because he believed in "barking up the right mode of transportation" and was taking his furry friends for a joyride!

Why couldn't the dog drink water even though it was trying to push the lever? Because every time it pushed the lever, it was just a "paws" in the plan to quench its thirst!

Why did the dog walk away when it saw the fake puppet eat the treat? Because it thought, "I'm not falling for that; I dropped my treat; it was 'pup'-setting!"

Why did the dog bark at the alligator? Because he thought, "If I bark loud enough, maybe this 'gator will see that I'm not 'lion' around and scram!"

Why did the dog shake its owner's hand while they were snoring? Because it thought, "If I shake their hand, maybe they'll 'snore'nder and give me some peace and quiet!"

Why did the dogs suddenly perk up when their owner came back with snacks? They were well aware that the fridge opening was like a dinner bell, and they weren't going to pass up the opportunity for some delicious treats!

Why was the cat shocked when it woke up from its loud snoring? Because it realized its owners had been secretly filming its "purr-sonal" sleep concert without its paw-mission

Why did the dog swat its owner's hand away from its leg? Because it thought, "I've got four paws for a reason, "No touching! This leg is reserved for scratching and stretching, not human pats!"

What was up with that dog's face when the Chinese woman started singing into the mic? Because he couldn't help but look in disgust at the "pawsitively pawful performance" he was witnessing. Haha Dogs Rule!

Joke: Why did the two dogs get put in a timeout together? Because they were caught in a barkument!

Why did Tony, the pug dog, freeze next to the baby alligator? Because he realized he was in "pug-nacious" territory and didn't want to become a "snack-sized" problem!

Laugh Out Loud Dog Video