OH MY! Mr Sulu makes Ninja Cheerleaders do what?
Spoilers on this one. Because this movie sucks.
George Takei. He's a guy who has done stuff. He was in Star Trek. Then he decided to do this movie. There's a long boring middle part of his life story that I'd include if I knew what it was.
These three ladies, even in the world of this movie, are too old for high school. Unless they were held back a grade. But nevermind that! They're ninjas! They're cheerleaders! They're....um...dancers in a...club...that men go to?
#bmovies #georgetakei #martialartsmovie
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This horrible Ripoff of Five Night at Freddy's is precious.
We spoil this movie. You'll thank us.
We watch these so you don't have to. Not only do you not have to watch Freddy's Friday's, you don't want to. In another attempt to throw crap against the wall and see what sticks, we have a Fight Night's at Freddy's ripoff.
#fivenightsatfreddys #fnaf #bmovies
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England's worst movie horror movie studio does it again! With Spiders! [Spider in the Attic]
Spider in the Attic is a motion picture. In that, the pictures do move. It's about a bunch of people in a house that the film company rented to make 8000 movies one after the other. I hope everyone got paid.
#horror #halloween #filmflam
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The worst studio in England threw crap against the wall until they got attention.
Our beloved Jagged Edge Productions have done it again. They forgot all the lessons they learned about making movies and decided to start all over like they're never done it before.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a masterpiece of capitalizing on a familiar character recently lapsing into the public domain.
#bmovies #winniethepoohbloodandhoney #winniethepooh
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The creepiest part of this 80s slasher flick isn't the slasher [Slumber Party Massacre]
Ahhh, the 80s. The height of the slasher flick. Get a bunch of girls together, throw in a couple of boys and watch the carnage unfold. It was also a time when middle aged neighbors just walked into other people's houses. I guess. I mean I was around, and sometimes I just walked in my friends houses, but I wasn't middle aged....then.
#horror #80s #movies
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You'll wish you could get plastic surgery on your memory after watching this movie.
Doctor Carver is a movie. At least we think it's supposed to be. We know it's about plastic surgery. There's probably supposed to be some message about beauty standards or something, but it's obscured by the horrible writing and acting.
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The worst movie on tubi? [Crystal's Shadow]
We would explain what happens in this movie or how it ends, but it's incomprehensible. Aliens show up? And someone's mom? We think?
We were too hard on Jagged Edge Productions.
#badmovies #moviereviews #bmovie
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The Worst Dinosaur Horror Movie Ever. [Pterodactyl]
The title says "Pterodactyl" but there's more than just one. There's anywhere from 3 to 6. Or 5. Whatever, they suck. The stable of actors from Britain's Jagged Edge Productions pooped out this gem of a movie while idling at a stoplight one their way home from Sheetz.
#film #filmflam #moviereviews
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Another banger from the worst movie studio in England. [Bloody Mary Returns]
Jagged Edge Productions makes movies faster than bananas turn brown. This is the sequel to Bloody Mary, or The curse of Bloody Mary. We're not sure because these movies have multiple names and and covers and are all over the map.
This one is either called Bloody Mary Returns or Bloody Mary's Return, or Bloody Mary 2. No matter what you call it it'll make you forget what happiness is like.
#bmovies #moviereviews #badmovies.
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The Curse of Humpty Dumpty is a movie. A horrible movie.
The Curse of Humpty Dumpty is yet another movie in the public domain cinematic movie franchise pooped out by Jagged Edge Productions. Jagged Edge craps out more movies in six months than toddlers have diaper changes.
We suffered through it so you don't have to. But if you really want to, it's on Tubi. And in Wal-mart, for some reason.
#badmovies #moviereviews #filmflam
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Was this movie supposed to be scary? [Bloody Mary]
We think these are supposed to be horror movies. Instead it's just horrible.
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The WORST Crocodile horror movie ever? [Croc! 2022]
This movie is called CROC! We're pretty sure this movie was mistakenly released composed of only deleted scenes. It made us dumber while watching it. It was probably filmed on a Thursday during a lunch break from Costco.
Crocodile movies are like the drum solos of horror movies.
#badmovie #film #horrormovies
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