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Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation demonstrates how a new disease can be invented by re-naming old symptoms. This leads to a discussion about a large, mutant dog spreading a really itchy rash. WORKS CITED:

 My uncle, Tony, who holds the Guinness World Record for Most Eczema. Advisory Board. “Is it the Flu, RSV, or COVID-19?” Web. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Poliomyelitis: Clinical Presentation.” Web. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Poxvirus Diseases.” Web. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Rhinoviruses (Common Cold).” Web. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Symptoms of COVID-19.” Web. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Updates on CDC’s Polio Eradication Efforts.” Web. Daniel Di Giulio. “Human monkeypox: an emerging zoonosis.” Lancet Infectious Diseases, 4(1), 2004. David Fistera, et all. “What about the others: differential diagnosis of COVID-19 in a German emergency department.” BMC Infectious Diseases, 21(969), 2021. Dawn Lester and David Parker. What Really Makes You Ill? 2019. John Nolan. “Sense of Smell Can Be Victim of Bout With Flu.” Los Angeles Times, Feb. 1988. Licia Bordi, et al. “Differential diagnosis of illness in patients under investigation for SARS-CoV-2.” Euro Surveill, 25(8), 2020. Mayo Clinic. “Symptoms: Causes of Nasal Congestion.” Web. Merriam-Webster. “Differential Diagnosis.” Web. Mike Stone. “Differential Diagnosis?” ViroLIEgy. Web. Mike Stone. “Was Smallpox Really Eradicated?” ViroLIEgy. Web. Neetu Vashisht. “Polio programme: let us declare victory and move on.” Indian Journal of Medical Ethics, 9(2), 2012. WebMD. “Symptom Checker: Nasal Congestion.” Web. World Health Organization. “Mpox (monkeypox).” Web.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation discusses the legal and historical definition of “dollar.” It goes on to cover the confiscation of gold, and explains why the U.S. dollar has less intrinsic value than rubber bags that make fart noises. WORKS CITED: Bruce G McCarthy. Theocratic vs. Democratic Money. 1990, 8th ed. Bruce G McCarthy. What is a Dollar? Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Modern Money Mechanics. 1992. Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The Story of Money. 1984, 4th ed. Franklin D. Roosevelt. Exec Order No. 6102. April 5th, 1933. Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Dollar.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 570. My cousin, Steven, who owns 17,000 shares of McSorley’s Rectal Thermometers. United States Constitution. Article 1, Section 10, Paragraph 1. United States Code. Title 31, Section 5101.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation looks at the symbolism behind the foundation of the Federal Reserve. Then, in concludes with a brief discussion on the hideous facial zits of America’s most powerful banker. WORKS CITED: Eustace Mullins. The Secrets of the Federal Reserve. 1991. G. Edward Griffin. The Creature from Jekyll Island. 5th ed., 2010. My cousin, Corky, who trains bald eagles to juggle. Laura Sanger, Ph.D. The Roots of the Federal Reserve. 2020. Ron Chernow. The House of Morgan. 1990.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation discusses the disadvantages of synthetic supplements, and questions whether you would be better off chugging unleaded fuel. WORKS CITED: Dawn Lester and David Parker. What Really Makes You Ill? 2019. Dr. Robert Thiel. “The Truth About Vitamins in Supplements.” ANMA Monitor, 6(2), 2003. Jeremy Hess M.D., et. al. “Petroleum and Health Care.” American Journal of Public Health, 2011. Mark Sisson. “Did You Know We Eat Petroleum?” Mark’s Daily Apple. Web. My cousin, Barry, who drank three gallons of Super Unleaded to win a radio contest for Hoobastank tickets. Nicole Washington, DO, MPH. “Red Dye 40.” Medical News Today. Web. “Organic Chemistry.” American Chemical Society. Web.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net From heavy metals to hallucinogens, this presentation discusses some of the toxic substances sprayed in our skies. It revisits the time when the Hmong were sprayed with a mysterious yellow powder – and Texans were sprayed with Cheez-Whiz. WORKS CITED: Elana Freeland. Chemtrails, HAARP, and the Full Spectrum Dominance of Planet Earth. Feral House, 2014. Kao Kalia Yang. “The Science of Racism: Radiolab’s Treatment of Hmong Experience.” Hyphen Magazine, Oct. 2012. Leonard A. Cole. Clouds of Secrecy: The Army’s Germ Warfare Tests over Populated Areas. Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, 1988. Mai Der Vang. “Yellow Rain: A Reckoning & Reinvestigation Into The Dismissing of Hmong Allegations.” Entropy, Dec. 2021. “Megatons of Aluminum to Rain Down from Global Experiment.” Idaho Observer, March 2010. Russell L. Blaylock M.D. “Chemtrails, Nanoaluminum, Neurodegenerative, and Neurodevelopmental Effects.” Apr. 2012. Steve, an ex-pilot, who was let go after playing loud explosion sounds over the in-flight intercom.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation takes a historical look at weather modification. It discusses a process called cloud seeding, which over the last few decades, has become as affordable as an Avis rental car. WORKS CITED: Capt. H. T. Orville. “Weather Made to Order?” Collier’s. May 28, 1954. “Clients & Projects.” Weather Modification Incorporated. www.weathermodification.com/projects.php Elana Freeland. Chemtrails, HAARP, and the Full Spectrum Dominance of Planet Earth. Feral House Publishing, 2014. Jerry E. Smith. Weather Warfare. Adventures Unlimited Press, 2006. Paul, an ex-meteorologist, who was fired after he defecated on-air.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation looks at the legal definition of “mandatory.” Then, it questions whether injections or rectal exams can be forced on the population. WORKS CITED: Bryan A. Garner. Black’s Law Dictionary, 8th ed. West Group, 2004. “Government of The United States” Company Profile. Dun & Bradstreet Business Directory. Web. McDonald’s and the California Department of Public Health. “McDonald’s COVID-19 Vaccine Pop-Up Clinics,” 2021, camcdevents.com. United States House of Representatives. U.S. Code, Title 28, Part VI, Ch. 176, Sec. 3002. Wallace, my attorney, who went to law school at the University of Dallas International Airport.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net With 3D renderings and microscopic images, this presentation takes a literal look at COVID. In doing so, the question arises whether the virus came from a lab in China, or a porta-potty in central Alabama. WORKS CITED: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “COVID-19.” www.cdc.gov/COVID19. Clarissa A. Cassol, et al. “Appearances Can Be Deceiving: Viral-like Inclusions in COVID-19 Negative Renal Biopsies by Electron Microscopy.” Kidney360, 1: 824-828, 2020. Cynthia S. Goldsmith, et al. “Ultrastructural Characterization of SARS Coronavirus. Emergency Infectious Diseases, vol. 10, no. 2, pp. 320-326, https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/10/2/03-0913_article Dawn Lester and David Parker. What Really Makes You Ill? 2019. Dr. Lynn Margulis. Symbiotic Planet: A New Look at Evolution. 1999. Dr. Tom Cowan. “The Smoking Gun: ‘Virus’ Is Identical to Normal Cell ‘Structures.’” 2021, www.drtomcowan.com/the-smoking-gun/ World Health Organization. “Coronavirus Disease Pandemic. www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 Zak, my dormmate, whose hobby was licking the finger holes in bowling balls

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation discusses the health implications of non-native EMF radiation. It also reveals that 5G is a military-grade weapons system that lets you stream videos of small animals doing water-sports. WORKS CITED: Alicja Bortkiewicz. “Mobile Phone Use and Risk for Intracranial Tumors.” International Journal of Occupational Medicine, vol. 30, no. 1, 2017. CL Sage. “Evidence for Breast Cancer Promotion.” BioInitiative Working Group, 2007. Dr. Joseph Mercola. EMF*d: 5G, Wi-Fi, and Cell Phones. Hay House, 2002. Dr. Zorach R. Glaser, Ph.D. “Bibliography of Reported Biological Phenomena and Clinical Manifestations Attributed to Microwave and Radio-frequency Radiation.” Naval Medical Research Institute, 1972. Environmental Health Trust. “Letter to the FCC from Dr. Yael Stein MD in Opposition to 5G Spectrum Frontiers,” 2016. Federal Communications Commission. “Guidelines for Evaluating the Environmental Effects of Radio-frequency Radiation,” 1996. Grassroots Environmental Education. “5th Generation (5G) Wireless Communications Fact Sheet,” 2019. Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Program. “Active Denial Technology Fact Sheet.” U.S. Department of Defense, 2016. Manya Prasad. “Mobile Phone Use and Risk of Brain Tumors.” Neurological Sciences, vol. 30, no. 5, 2017. Nicolas Pineault. The Non-Tinfoil Guide to EMFs. N & G Media, 2019. Nicolas Pineault. “5G in 5 Minutes: Quick and Rational Guide on 5G Radiation.” N & G Media, 2020. Sandro La Vignera. “Effects of the Exposure to Mobile Phones on Male Reproduction.” Journal of Andrology, vol. 33, no. 3, 2012. Seung-Kwon Myung. “Mobile Phone Use and Risk of Tumors.” Journal of Clinical Oncology, vol. 27, no. 33, 2009. Vincenzo, my barber, who’s been struck by lightning twelve thousand times.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net This presentation looks at published papers where people hock loogies in each other’s face. This leads to a discussion on viral contagion – and whether polio was caused by pesticides or butterscotch pudding. WORKS CITED: Centers for Disease Control. “DDT: Immediately Dangerous to Life or Health Concentrations.” NIOSH, cdc.gov/niosh/idlh/50293.html Dawn Lester and David Parker. “There’s No Such Thing as a Sexually-Transmitted Disease.” What Really Makes You Ill. Web. Herbert M. Shelton D.P., N.D., D.C., D.N.T., D.N.Sc., D.N.Ph., D.N. Litt., Ph.D., D.Orthp. The Hygienic System: Vol VI: Orthopathy, 1939. Jim West. “Pesticides and Polio.” A Critique of Scientific Literature. www.harvoa.org/polio/overview.htm. John B. Frasier, M.D., C.M. Physical Culture, May 1919. Milton J. Rosenau, M.D. “Experiments to Determine Mode of Spread of Influenza.” Journal of the American Medical Association, vol. 73, no.5, 1919. Penn Salt Chemicals. “DDT Is Good For Me.” Times Magazine, June 1954. Thomas S. Cowan, M.D. and Sally Fallon Morell. The Contagion Myth. Skyhorse Publishing, 2020. My uncle, Walter, who’s a podiatrist for horses.

Videos, merch & more: dontslapsnooze.net From heavy metals to bodily fluids, this presentation discusses some of the absurd ingredients found in vaccines. It also questions whether anyone would take medical advice from a guy named “Crowbar.” WORKS CITED: “Aluminum adjuvants.” World Health Organization, www.who.int/vaccine_safety/committee/topics/adjuvants/Jun_2012/en/ Dawn Lester and David Parker. What Really Makes You Ill? 2019. Dr. William P. Trebing. Goodbye Germ Theory: ending a century of medical fraud. Xlibris, 2006. Herbert M. Shelton D.P., N.D., D.C., D.N.T., D.N.Sc., D.N.Ph., D.N.Litt., Ph.D., D. Orthp. Vaccine and Serum Evils. Society of Metaphysicians, 1998. IPOL® – Poliovirus Vaccine Inactivated. Package Insert. Sanofi Pasteur SA, www.fda.gov/media/75695/download Joseph Mercola. “How Aluminum in Vaccines Affects Your Health.” National Vaccine Information Center, www.thevaccinereaction.org/2016/06/how-aluminum-in-vaccines-affects-your-health/ Russell L. Blaylock, M.D. Health and Nutrition Secrets. Health Press, 2006. Tyler, my third cousin, who repairs dirt bikes in Pennsylvania.