When a Kid Could Be a Kid
Are you tired of hearing "back in my day" stories from your grandpa?
Well, prepare yourself for another one! as I rant about how toys from my formative years would be considered dangerous by today's standards (cue dramatic music).
Remember those awesome chemistry sets that could literally blow up a room? Kids today wouldn't even dare!
And don't get me started on the super sharp lawn darts we used to play in the backyard – the ultimate adrenaline rush!
But, alas, today's kids are too soft. Probably because they're all raised by a single parent, which clearly has nothing to do with my theory about society's downfall (wink, wink).
So grab your favorite nostalgia-inducing snack and join me in reminiscing about the good ol' days of dangerous toys!
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The Hinderance of Free Speech
I find it absolutely hilarious how these platforms claim to be open forums for public opinion, yet they exercise their power as if they were the guardians of intellectual supremacy. Brace yourselves, folks, because the absurdity is about to hit you like a well-timed punchline!
Read more: https://intellectualcoitus.com/posts/social-media-censorship-the-hilarious-hindrance-to-free-speech/
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Happy New Year - Welcome 2024
Oh, the horror of mismatched patterns and crocs so bright!
We thought it was a joke, a deliberate jest,
But soon realized it was a fashion fiasco at its best.
Politics had its share of comedic relief,
With debates that resembled a wrestling cage beef.
Politicians throwing shade, trading witty retorts,
Leaving the nation wondering if sanity came up short.
And then, as if things couldn't get any worse,
An invasion of aliens came to immerse.
But instead of a sci-fi battle with space lasers,
They just wanted to borrow our internet for leisure.
Sports events unfolded with unexpected twists,
From Olympic mishaps to cheating scandals on lists.
Athletes turned entertainers with their epic fails,
Making us question if we were watching sports or fairy tales.
Oh, 2023, you've been one disastrous show,
A comedy of errors that we just have to let go.
But through all the chaos, it's laughter that we find,
For in comedy videos, we leave our troubles behind.
So cheers to 2023, a year of comedy gold,
Where disaster and mishaps surely took hold.
But as we laugh and share these tales tonight,
Let's hope that the future turns out alright!
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The Greatness Within You
How Do You Become Happier With Your Life And Achieve Your Greatest Potential?
It sounds like an obscure question, doesn’t it?
How do you even know where to begin?
Fortunately, I’ve written an 8-part homestudy course to help you know exactly how to begin and how to unlock your greatest potential.
Check it out here: https://intellectualcoitus.com/shop/the-greatness-within-you/
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Santa And His Yule Log
Tired of seeing Santa's belt buckle burst off his waist as he tries to shimmy down your chimney?
Well, hold on to your sleigh bells folks, because Reverend Zesty got your back with a revolutionary solution!
This year, let's show some love to Jolly Old St. Nick by giving him a treat that won't send him into a sugar-induced coma.
I wonder if Santa gets stoned. I bet that's how he gets the reindeer to fly.
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Like You Never Heard It Before!
This by far is the best rendition of this holiday classic. Listen LOUD and PROUD!
Merry Christmas and a Happy, Happy New Year!
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Not So Silent Night
In a world where reindeers fly and cookies magically vanish, behold the legendary Claus of all Clauses, Santa himself! But wait, even the jolliest man in the North Pole has his.. ahem.. human moments!
Watch as Santa, in the midst of spreading holiday cheer, accidentally lifts a mighty leg and unleashes the most legendary flatulence known to mankind!
Oh, Santa, you may deliver presents, but this 'present' was unintentionally hilarious.
Cheers to the gassy hero of Christmas!
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If I Wrote The Grinch Song
This twisted take on the holiday classic follows the misadventures of a grumpy Grinch.
Brace yourself for crass humor, over-the-top gags, and some seriously cringeworthy moments. It's a raucous ride that’ll leave you rolling on the floor in fits of laughter, while simultaneously questioning your own sense of humor.
Get ready to roast some chestnuts and prepare for comedy chaos!
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Covid Christmas Songs
For that one relative this Christmas that wears 3 masks and is fully jabbed.
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Me and Trump Say Merry Christmas
"The USA is dying from within"
Donald Trump can even make Christmas Great Again.
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Damn Dems Beat Us To It
Some of this stuff you just can't make up, making the job of a comedy writer more of a challenge than it's been before the stolen election that has gone unpunished.
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A Song of The Times
Hey fellow common sense conservatives!
Have you ever heard of the phrase "Go Woke, Go Broke"? Well, get ready for a rib-tickling ride as we delve into the hilarious world of companies trying to score brownie points by being overly politically correct.
From cringe-worthy ads featuring avocado eco-warriors to cringier rebranding attempts, this short music video will showcase how going woke inevitably leads to going broke!
Warning: Laughter-induced stomachaches may occur!
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Going To The Doctor
🎥🤣 Calling all patients, brace yourselves as we embark on an outrageous journey to uncover the sneaky secrets of modern doctors in our crazy YouTube video! 🩺💰✨
Join us in this side-splitting exposé, where we unmask the shocking truth behind the puzzling transformation of healthcare in the 21st century. The once honorable healers have turned into snazzy, profit-obsessed witch doctors! 🧙♂️💸✨
Prepare to witness the hilarious mishaps and peculiar rituals that have replaced genuine patient care. From prescribing overpriced placebos with fancy names to suggesting outlandish treatments involving unicorn tears 🦄😭, these modern-day shamans of medicine are all about boosting their pockets, no matter the cost!
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Paying Taxes in America
Welcome to the taxation wonderland of America, where even the White Rabbit would start questioning his decision to live here! In this gut-busting satirical short video, brace yourself for an eye-opening journey through the treacherous terrain of American taxes and how they mercilessly wring the middle class dry.
Watch as we dissect the bizarre art of tax evasion with a pinch of sarcasm, all while realizing that every American Minion has a dollar bill-shaped tear rolling down their cheek. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the complex tax laws, where even the most dedicated scholars can get a one-way ticket to Tax Jail.
Sit back and enjoy as we hilariously unveil the quirks of the system - from mind-boggling deductions like "Cat Food for Bald Dogs," to the infamous thousand-page tax forms that require a "Ph.D. in Elven Linguistics" to decode. Don't be surprised if you find yourself sympathizing with the poor, overworked accountants stuck in this labyrinth of numbers and loopholes.
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Old School Late Late Night Cable - Televangelists
Charlatan Televangelists Unmasked
In this eye-opening video, we lift the curtain to reveal the dark reality behind charlatan televangelists, who exploit faith and manipulate vulnerable individuals for personal gain. Step into a world of deception as we dive deep into their deceptive tactics, shamelessly playing with people's emotions, and leveraging their religious beliefs for financial gain.
Uncovering the truth, we expose the lavish lifestyles these televangelists lead, often funded by donations from sincere believers seeking salvation. From private jets to luxurious mansions, nothing seems off-limits for these individuals who preach prosperity but act in stark contrast to the virtues they preach.
Join us on a journey of exploration as we present compelling evidence against these charlatans, showcasing their fake miracles, staged healing sessions, and twisted interpretations of scripture. Through interviews with former followers, we shed light on the psychological manipulation, guilt-tripping, and fear tactics employed to keep their congregation under their control.
But this video is more than just a revelation. It is a call to action. We aspire to empower viewers with knowledge, encouraging them to critically analyze the televangelists they follow and assess the motives behind their actions. By fostering a healthy skepticism
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How People Discuss Race
Critical Race morons contend that the current period of “race relations” is dominated by a “color-blind” racial ideology. These overpaid diversity hires maintain that although individuals continue to hold conventional racial views, today people tend to minimize overt racial discourse and direct racial language in public to avoid the stigma of racism. Just more retarded circular logic coming from the lefty liberal lunatics.
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Feminists Take The Fun Out Of Everything
It's time to shatter the perception that feminists are nothing but angry, unfuckable ham beasts. We are going to showcase the incredible "vibrancy and joy" that feminists bring to the table.
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Who Is An Asshole
I don't care which side of the aisle you sit on. Nor do I care which "letter" you identify as.
EVERYONE is an asshole.
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What Was Life Like Before The Internet?
It’s hard to imagine a time in the world where smartphones and social media weren’t an integral part of your life. Let’s go back to what seems like an eternity ago, to see how life before the internet was different.
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Teacher
Teachers, especially those of the old school, need to realize that the kids today are not as innocent as they were when we went to school. Their youthful innocence is being eroded away with each generation.
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Difficult Life Decisions
What happens when old age forces families to make difficult decisions?
Well, get ready for a rollercoaster of shenanigans, the likes of which you've never seen before!
In today's video, we dive deep into the hilarious world what to do with old people when they get old.
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Religion
Are peoples religious beliefs harmful to society? Especially when they are intolerant of others beliefs and non-beliefs.
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