Katrina Joyner Demo Reel 2022
It's way past high time I put together a demo reel, so I did my best with what I had. Time to up my monologue and self recording game.
My page is at: voicestellme.10confessions.com with contact information also found on my Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/KJJWrites/
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Rhyme of the Chivalrous Shark funny sea shanty - One Song Concert with a ukulele and everything
I do have a patreon where I post these things, but it's mostly for readers of my webcomic Akashik. Here is the link anyway.
https://www.patreon.com/spearcarrier
Leslie Fish's rumble channel: https://rumble.com/c/c-1282944
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A hot mess of moons - TWO song concert with a ukulele and everything
Two song concert! Yes, a TWO SONG concert! I'm really getting ambitious here!
Filk Quest can be found here (this is the first show of it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdyM...
My album is here. https://woksprint.com/shop/musical/fi...
It can also be found at Bandcamp. spearcarrier.bandcamp.com
A lot of the chocolate we buy was created using slave labor. You can find slave free chocolate by doing a web search for slave free chocolate. It's expensive but if you munnies why not.
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Picket - One song concert with a ukulele and everything
One song concert!
Filk Quest can be found here (this is the first show of it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdyMHuXYuA&list=PLmKxi5xAVJrI-G8wSa_LznPLUIgGSMgHQ
My album is here. https://woksprint.com/shop/musical/filk-audio/spoopy/closet-monkey-spearcarrier/
It can also be found at Bandcamp. spearcarrier.bandcamp.com
There is ice on Mars.
My book can be found here. https://woksprint.com/shop/sci-fi-fantasy/sci-fi-fantasy-adventure/black-wolf-silver-fox-group/
It has typos and everything. So many typos. Typos I would like to fix but cannot find the time for. And figure it's been so long frag it.
Information about Chambanacon is at chambanacon.org.
And yes I know you stream to watch my upload. But at least I'm not streaming while making it and then streaming to edit it and streaming to do this and that and t'other. :-)
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Picket - One song filk concert with a ukulele and everything
One song concert!
Filk Quest can be found here (this is the first show of it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdyMHuXYuA&list=PLmKxi5xAVJrI-G8wSa_LznPLUIgGSMgHQ
My album is here. https://woksprint.com/shop/musical/filk-audio/spoopy/closet-monkey-spearcarrier/
It can also be found at Bandcamp. spearcarrier.bandcamp.com
There is ice on Mars.
My book can be found here. https://woksprint.com/shop/sci-fi-fantasy/sci-fi-fantasy-adventure/black-wolf-silver-fox-group/
It has typos and everything. So many typos. Typos I would like to fix but cannot find the time for.
Information about Chambanacon is at chambanacon.org.
And yes I know you stream to watch my upload. But at least I'm not streaming while making it and then streaming to edit it and streaming to do this and that and t'other. :-)
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Music Box - One Song Filk Concert with a ukulele and everything
I've actually been working on this song for more than 15 years. Maybe more than 20.
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Colleen (parody of Jolene by Dolly Parton) One Song Concert with a ukulele and everything
A satirical parody based off of Jolene. Pretty sure I'm legally correct with this thing, at any rate.
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One Song Concert - Eternal Loser concert
Mangling Eternal Loser by Leslie Fish, sung with permission.
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Witnesses' Waltz Youtube Cover with an autoharp and everything
Cover sang with permission.
You guys are probably not going to bother to read this part, but I pronounce "conch" the Floridian way. When I first heard this song pronounced the other way, I kind of was confused and asked my fellow Floridians (and friends) if I was wrong. We've decided the rest of the country is crazy.
Song sung with permission. So there.
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Stay Alive (9 to 5) parody - Spearcarrier
I sang verrry badly (never perform when you're coming down with a throat thingie) but here it is anyway. You can download it for free from here:
https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/filk/stay-alive-9-to-5-spearcarrier/
Or here: https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/the-isle-of-misfit-music
TTO: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Stumble out of bed with the can alarms ringing
Dogs are howling and people are screaming
The living dead have breached the walls again
Shoot one in the face when it reaches my doorway
Reloading fast before making my way
Past the hoard. Just tryin' to stay alive.
(chorus) Trying to stay alive.
Hoping the virus won't infect me
Watch them shuffle by
Before dashing quick to safety
They have no working mind
And a penchant for grey matter
Best plan if they find you:
Be ready to dodge and scatter.
Somehow I survive
In this apocalyptic city
Daily I connive
To take them out before they get me.
Want to move away
But the raiders rule the highways
I think sometimes that the zombies are gonna eat me
Mmmmm...
Virus, hack, or curse that caused it?
Common cold or something in dog spit?
Scientists, they could never really say
And yeah it's sad they were my family and friends
A perk when my zombie -ex met his end
But I can't give up hope
This will finally rot away.
(chorus) Trying to stay alive.
Hoping the virus won't infect me
Watch them shuffle by
Before dashing quick to safety
They have no working mind
Since cell phones hacked their brainwaves
When the dead are walking
Shoot their heads, forget the grave
Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective
You'll lead a different life
And gain a new perspective.
They groan they want my brain
They're not after my body
But all they want is
To make me another zombie
(chorus) Trying to stay alive.
Hoping the virus won't infect me
Watch them shuffle by
Before dashing quick to safety
They have no working mind
And a penchant for grey matter
When the dead are walking
Be ready to dodge and scatter.
Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective
You'll lead a different life
And gain a new perspective.
They say they want my brain
They're not after my body
But all they want is
To make me another zombie
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Stay Alive (9 to 5) parody filk - Spearcarrier
I sang verrry badly (never perform when you're coming down with a throat thingie) but here it is anyway. You can download it for free from here:
https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/filk/stay-alive-9-to-5-spearcarrier/
Or here: https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/the-isle-of-misfit-music
TTO: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Stumble out of bed with the can alarms ringing
Dogs are howling and people are screaming
The living dead have breached the walls again
Shoot one in the face when it reaches my doorway
Reloading fast before making my way
Past the hoard. Just tryin' to stay alive.
(chorus) Trying to stay alive.
Hoping the virus won't infect me
Watch them shuffle by
Before dashing quick to safety
They have no working mind
And a penchant for grey matter
Best plan if they find you:
Be ready to dodge and scatter.
Somehow I survive
In this apocalyptic city
Daily I connive
To take them out before they get me.
Want to move away
But the raiders rule the highways
I think sometimes that the zombies are gonna eat me
Mmmmm...
Virus, hack, or curse that caused it?
Common cold or something in dog spit?
Scientists, they could never really say
And yeah it's sad they were my family and friends
A perk when my zombie -ex met his end
But I can't give up hope
This will finally rot away.
(chorus) Trying to stay alive.
Hoping the virus won't infect me
Watch them shuffle by
Before dashing quick to safety
They have no working mind
Since cell phones hacked their brainwaves
When the dead are walking
Shoot their heads, forget the grave
Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective
You'll lead a different life
And gain a new perspective.
They groan they want my brain
They're not after my body
But all they want is
To make me another zombie
(chorus) Trying to stay alive.
Hoping the virus won't infect me
Watch them shuffle by
Before dashing quick to safety
They have no working mind
And a penchant for grey matter
When the dead are walking
Be ready to dodge and scatter.
Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective
You'll lead a different life
And gain a new perspective.
They say they want my brain
They're not after my body
But all they want is
To make me another zombie
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Wind and Rain - Spearcarrier folk music video
Jealousy is a killer. A traditional folk song. Autoharp. Weirdness.
Closet Monkey is an album I've been working on here and there for years because I want to have made one at least once.
You can find it and what I have managed to finish on it here:
https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/closet-monkey
https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/music-folk/closet-monkey-spearcarrier/
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All the Pretty Horses music video - Spearcarrier
For the record, I was going for creepy on this one.
Closet Monkey is an album I've been working on here and there for years because I want to have made one at least once.
You can find it and what I have managed to finish on it here:
https://spearcarrier.bandcamp.com/album/closet-monkey
https://woksprint.com/shop/music/songs/music-folk/closet-monkey-spearcarrier/
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O Child of Mine in a higher chord
Singing instructor helped me transpose the song up to see if it sounded better. I recorded it, completely forgetting I'd already recorded a version for this channel. Oh well! I guess listen to them both if you like, please tell me which chord is better?
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Shut Up Will Ya Filk Parody of Hallelujah
Just a little something late at night as I avoid work.
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Oh Child of Mine on chorded zither (autoharp): A work in progress
1. I think I have to replace the felts in my harp. Whelp, that takes money so it has to wait.
2. Someone please tell me how to stop the computer from dampening sound like that. How annoying.
3. I hope you like it.
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Twa Magicians
Twa Magicians. Go about a minute in if you're not interested in history and stuff. Hit next if you are easily offended.
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Banks of the Ohio on Chorded Zither (Autoharp)
Just felt like doing this song, as it had been a while since I'd put anything here.
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Night of the Intermittent Fasting
Me vs. Intermittent Fasting one Halloween night.
I have a ko-fi page! If you like my occasional skits, music, and/or are a reader of my comic Akashik that's the place to help me keep it coming.
https://ko-fi.com/spearcarrier
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