Which Map Will I Stare - CK3 Parody
Based on the original CK3 The Dynasty theme by Andreas Waldetoft
Heavily edited from the Paradox Interactive Suite arrangement music sheets in MuseScore by jhe85
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Full Lyrics:
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Let's start now, the hour of indecision
Achievements or blind fun with conviction
Could I ever stick with one choice for longer than one day
Will I always just restart before the end date
Clicking Intensifies
Will I push, the moors from Spain or will I spread the word of Allah to France
(war to war)
(fratricide)
Will Anglos die for Aella'a sins, or will the golden horde kowtow to Ragnar's kin
(norse OP)
(raid, to raid)
Will Haesteinn rise in AI's hands or will the HRE become pagan again
(or maybe just simp to Matilda again)
(to clagiari)
An Ireland run for old time's sake, will Indian Rajs sail west to invade old Great Britain
(crusade they don’t praise the sun in Bahrain)
(deus vult)
Should I paint all the map or to play tall
(gold mines please)
Min Max, or role play all of my traits now
(min max the role play)
Mother of us all will I be
(unite africa with me)
Or Bod Chen Po
Should I get all the DLC to play…
Oh Which map will I stare and which crown do I wear
Should I start or just wait till the next update comes
(when will republics come)
I just wait pondering my decisions
Lay out plans then lose all my conviction
(should I just play Haestinn again)
cannot choose, imagining how everything unfolds
Am I burnt out, is it my time to go
Get some mods
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Giant Snail Granny - Dreams & Deliriums
Giant Snail Granny is about a childhood nightmare.
Dreams and Deliriums is a collection of songs from the cracked mind of creepyfellow.
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Full Lyrics:
Granny is nice
attentive and kind
She calls you upstairs
Saying its dinner time
I walk up the stairs
she tells me to stop
A freaky giant snail
she beckons to hop
The snail leaps, crushes me immediately
acidic slime then starts digesting me
Why did you snail me Granny
flesh is now breaking off me
siccing your mollusk at me
and you simply stare lovingly
Why did you snail me granny
Oozing and dead you want me
your monster is threading on me
and you simply stare lovingly
I am now bones
a puddle of muck
my granny's giant snail
just gorged on my butt
Did I not do chores
dishonored our flock
is my granny a human
or a mollusk in husk
What is going on, my granny is just wrong
I thought I was the favorite grandson
Chorus:
Why did you snail me Granny
Molluskians are all around me
You conned me with love, rice and beans
And you simply stare lovingly
Why did you snail me granny
My life melted now behind me
A trail of its slime around me
And you simply stare lovingly
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Hot Tub E.T. - Dreams & Deliriums
Hot Tub E.T. is about a teenage dream. As a child I was afraid of E.T., then this dream came, and we became bros.
Dreams and Deliriums is a collection of songs from the cracked mind of creepyfellow.
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Full Lyrics:
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Driving late at night
Drumming at the wheel to
songs of better years
Caught in my headlights
In my front of my own eyes
A wild E.T. appeared
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Slammed my breaks
park out to say
Hey Mr Zrek
are you okay?
Stood with a hop
he wore flip flops
a PR tanktop
he brushed it off
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Asked you wanna hang
He said I know a place
Lets get a couple babes
We end up in a club
With my Asogian friend
The ladies are drawn in
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We grab some drinks
Pick up some chicks
I bust a jam
While he breaks dance
We go backstage
As VIPs
Get in the tub
With drinks and broads
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I am chilling with E.T.
Cold drinks hot broads
I'm Soaking in the tub
wingman from above
I'm chilling with E.T.
His heart shines bright
I'm basking in his glow
Good vibes all night
(ET sings)
Be cool my dude
don’t ruin my groove
don't bust my game
hunting Earth dames
Be good my girls
So soft your curls
my finger so bright
keeps them up all night
(Girls sing)
Mr spaceman take me to your rocket
tell me what you can do
Pick me take me
Rock my world please
Phone me honey
Home you want me
Pretty heart pretty light
pretty heart pretty light
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