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"Blue Christmas" by Michael Mogley Vocals: Michael Mogley Piano: Ori Shlez, www.airgigs.com/user/Orishlez Thumb background: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/chr... Lyrics: The store clerk's cursing The meat is green Sweet Soviet memories Was hard to feel lonely With bugging by KGB Bread rolls never had any more than three But good thing no one had more than me I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas Like all the ones under Khrushchev Where we stand like brothers In snow for hours For soap bar Then sit all night on stove I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas With every ballot I fill out - I mean, count! Holy crap, bunch of red ones I found Close the door Quick Igor Pull window shades down It better be a blue Christmas After so many paper cuts I already miss dinner If Joe's not winner Will kick Jack Tapper in the nuts I'll do anything for blue Christmas If ballot not blue, put in red cabbage stew And some will light up with Smoking my pipe with The rest I will wipe with After Number 2 I'm not seeing any harm in Saving couple rolls of Charmin Never know once the Christmases turn blue