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Body Language expert Mark Bowden noted that the stage manager of the CNN presidential debate messed up by keeping Joe Biden's podium light dark until after he reached the podium and then turned it on while correctly turning on Donald Trump's podium light before he reached it. But was this really just an error? Almost everybody was surprised about how fair the two Trump-hating CNN moderators were towards Trump. Of course, this wasn't so much a sudden embrace of the MAGA movement by the moderators as an effort by CNN (a Deep State media outlet) to get Biden to drop out early from the race. We saw that especially after the debate when CNN's John King immediately declared that his phone was blowing up with calls from panicked Democrats demanding that Joe Biden quit the campaign. Could the strange episode with the podium light have also been part of the CNN effort to derail Biden? It is known that flashing lights can adversely affect some people with existing neurological disorders. And from Biden's subsequent performance following the light flash, one could say he was adversely affected. Whether or not Biden's pathetic performance was caused by the light is an open question but CNN sure didn't help matters at least with Biden's appearance by that sudden change in lighting.

Democrat vs Democrat discord over whether Joe Biden should stay or go. I love it! Formerly smug Democrats are now chock full of HILARIOUS angst and anger at each other. Thank you Rob Reiner and Abigail Disney! Oh, and as a result, you will see an angry old man yelling at a cloud at the beginning of this video. All due to the debate Trumpocalypse!

It was like a comedy scene out of a movie. You are amazed at how many Patriot Front-Feds can pour out of a U-Haul truck in Nashville. However, your amazement quickly turns into ASTONISHMENT as they keep on pouring out of the U-Haul in large numbers. The stench from the BO alone in the U-Hauls would have been quite overwhelming. Of course, absurdly packing the back of trucks with so many people is highly illegal but not to worry. The Nashville Police refrained from ticketing them and even kindly escorted the march of the Patriot Front-Feds through Nashville in order to keep any harm coming to them from the very very few who are still so clueless as not to know what the deal is. And speaking of CLUELESS, the funniest thing might have been the coverage of the Patriot Front-Feds in Nashville by the local NewsChannel 5 team who acted as if it was a legit group. Or maybe they did know the truth but have such a low opinion of their viewers' intelligence that they thought they could get away with trying to fool the audience into thinking the Patriot Front-Feds are a legit group despite drowning in overwhelming obvious evidence they are a government front group. p.s. And just how did they fit so many Patriot Front-Feds into the U-Hauls? Did they lay them down in layers atop each other in alternating positions so that one Patriot Front-Fed's butt sat atop the face of another and so on several Feds high?

CNN's Dana Bash was quick to jump in and DENY that there is any evidence of the Joe Biden regime conducting LAWFARE against its political opponents despite the multiple attempts to bring President Donald Trump to trial in the months leading into the November election. Not a bit of curiosity on the part of CNN as to why the #3 guy in the DOJ, Matthew Colangelo, downgraded himself to a local attorney in the Manhattan DA's office to prosecute Trump nor why Fani Willis' boy toy Nathan Wade of Fulton County, GA was meeting with a White House official. Naw! Don't bother to even think about that and other evidence while vigorously denying that Biden had anything to do with Lawfare.

This new method of BBQing pork ribs has completely changed the way I cook them. OUT is the hit and miss (mostly miss) 3-2-1 method and IN is the very reliable lard infusion method which I discovered from watching the Mad Scientist BBQ (video link below). Basically, while you BBQ your ribs you also have an aluminum pan with lard next to the ribs which absorbs the smoke. As the Mad Scientist BBQ Guy explains the meat won't absorb some of the smoke but the melted lard will so towards the end of your cooking you cover the ribs with the smoke infused lard, wrap them in butcher paper, and cook for the final half hour. This accomplishes two things: keeps your ribs moist from the fat of the melted lard plus infuses the smoke absorbed by the lard into your ribs. The big difference between me and the Mad Scientist BBQ is my Weber Kettle Grill space is much more limited than his much larger setup so I used my rib rack. A week ago I tried it using just one rack of ribs and it worked out perfect. Although I couldn't get the exact temperatures as the Mad Scientist BBQ guy, I came close and since most of the time my cooking temperature was about 25 degrees higher than his 4-hour temperature of 225 degrees, I was able to finish about a half hour quicker when my remote thermometer showed my ribs hit an internal temperature of 195 degrees. On the Fourth of July I did it again but this time I used two racks of ribs which, as you can see, really crowded my rib rack. It also ended up working out great. I showed you enough so you can see the Mad Scientist BBQ method also works on a Weber Kettle Grill. I couldn't show you until the end because while cooking the ribs I started drinking heavily on my Knock-Knock Margaritas because some in-law guests were getting on my nerves and I became a bit too incoherent to make any sense explaining everything. The good news is that even if you are drunk and annoyed at relatives while using a crowded Weber grill you can still accomplish great rib results which I learned from the Mad Scientist BBQ Guy. Mad Scientist BBQ: How to Smoke Pork Ribs https://youtu.be/YlK-za2JZqg?si=FpajgjmTPE8sCKtB

General Mark Milley emphatically told Norah O'Donnell on 60 Minutes last year that it was not his place as a general to comment on Joe Biden's mental and physical health but in the next breath went full gaslighter by giving a glowing review of Biden's mental health. Included in this video is a stunning moment during Biden's interview with George Stephanopoulos that most people overlooked but reflects back on Milley the Gaslighter.

It is important for Morning Joe Scarborough that his audience has a very very short memory. Even shorter than a week because despite Scarborough on June 28 throwing in the towel on Joe Biden by suggesting he consider stepping down from the Democrat nomination, exactly a week later the very same Scarborough was attacking MAGA for supposedly demanding that Joe Biden step away from the Democrat nomination while overlooking that it was he and the Democrats who were demanding just that. In fact, Scarborough's plea for Biden to step down even caused a rift in his marriage to Morning Mika Brzezinski to the point that he took a "planned vacation" from the show. And now that he is back on the Morning Joe show he is hoping that his audience has Memory Holed what he said about Biden a week ago. That might be as tough to do as his audience not noticing that Mika was very conspicuous by her ABSENCE from the July 5 show. Can we mark down this HUMILIATING 180 by Morning Joe as the penance he was forced to pay to Mika for dissing her on the air?

Donald Trump has such complete power over Joy(less) Reid that he can even force her to support Joe Biden despite her admitting he is feeble and stupid. Trump's complete control over Reid even extends to her very appearance since you will also see the moment that Joy Reid decided to ditch her blonde wig because of ...Trump.

I covered this topic in the DUmmie FUnnies last week but the events since then, including Joe Biden crashing and burning in the wake of his DISASTROUS debate plus the Supreme immunity decision as well as Trump's rapid rise in the polls seems sure to make the MSNBC "Democracy 2024" forum featuring the usual TDS suspects and hosted by Luke Russert an event of high comedy in September. This is GUARANTEED to be an HILARIOUS struggle session MournFest and the DUmmie FUnnies is sure to cover it. There will be NOTHING upbeat about this MSNBC event. Instead it will be be an angry session full of bile, recrimination, and meltdowns ...all hosted by Luke Russert!

Morning Joe Scarborough was absent again from the Morning Joe set on July 2, 2024 because he is still in the doghouse with Mika. However, that did not mean there was any relief from the tension caused by Joe Biden's disastrous CNN debate performance. Mika turned to Sam Stein, managing editor of the Bulwark, for some solace. Unfortunately his prevailing message about the concentrate circle of donors and others surrounding Joe Biden and DOCTOR Jill is... PANIC!

The liberal meltdowns over the SCOTUS immunity decision in the Trump appeal are starting to come in. Yes, some are quite wild as you can see in this example. However, it is NOTHING compared to the Supernova explosion I am expecting from a certain someone with whom most of us are familiar. So far today, this person appears to be in lockdown but I assure you, when it happens I fully expect the ANGER to be of Supernova magnitude. The reason I am not revealing the person's identity yet is because I want the DUmmie FUnnies to scoop this person's Supernova meltdown in reaction to the SCOTUS immunity decision. In the meantime, ENJOY this SCOTUS immunity decision meltdown but as angry and deranged as it is, this is NOTHING compared to the reaction I am anticipating from a certain person who has been on my radar for a couple of weeks.

On June 27, Joe Biden apparently DESTROYED his 2024 election chances due to his disastrous debate appearance. However what seems to be overlooked is that Biden might also have inadvertently DESTROYED the Morning Joe Marriage between Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough. A disagreement between Mike and Morning Joe on the June 28 show over whether Joe Biden should consider withdrawing from the race suddenly intensified when Scarborough basically DISSED Mika by suggesting that she was being hysterical in her defense of Biden. Perhaps what could have been a minor tiff caused a major BREAK between the Morning Joe couple because the next day on the air, July 1, Scarborough was MISSING from his own show. Mika uncomfortably gave the reason as Joe being on a "planned vacation." Really? A previously unannounced "planned vacation" WITHOUT Mika? I'm not buying it. Call this a major rift and their marriage could end up as collateral damage of the Biden debate disaster. Oh, and since Biden could have inadvertently DESTROYED the Morning Joe marriage perhaps he might feel obligated to help bring them back together by calling on the advice of the smartest person he knows. Namely Hunter Biden who could give Mika and Morning Joe emergency marriage counseling. Wouldn't everybody appreciate Hunter Biden providing such a service due to his vast knowledge of broken marriages and relationships? If there is indeed a CRACK in the Morning Joe Marriage, that is something Hunter Biden would definitely be interested in smoking out.

Screw any sense of fairness! That is the attitude of deranged former federal judge Michael Luttig. Rather than letting the 2024 election proceed normally, Luttig is DEMANDING that Jack Smith prosecute President Donald Trump in a trial in the weeks leading into the November election in order to keep him tied up in court and OFF the campaign trail aka ELECTION INTERFERENCE. The one great thing about Luttig is that NOBODY gives more of a hangdog over the top sad appearance than he does as you can see here. Perhaps he is already anticipating the very very sad (for liberals) news that the Supreme Court will be delivering on July 1 on the subject of Presidential immunity that would push even the start of the J6 trial well past 2024 entirely.

Bob Woodward was in a state of SHOCK over how horrible Joe Biden's debate performance was. "A political hydrogen bomb," he called it. You just know he would have also called it WORSE THAN WATERGATE if Carl Bernstein had not already beaten that phrase to death. Okay, if he didn't actually say it out loud he was definitely thinking it. Oh, and getting hit with a hydrogen bomb is definitely WORSE THAN WATERGATE.

This version of Biden is the BEST version ever! Well, that version of Joe Biden eagerly hyped by Morning Joe crashed and burned on the evening of June 27 during his CNN debate with President Donald Trump. As a result the mood of the set of Morning Joe or, rather, Mourning Joe the following morning was one of deep, deep gloom. The normally boisterous blowhard, Joe Scarborough, was at times tongue tied and shaken as he came to the sad conclusion that Joe Biden must throw in the towel in order to prevent the dreaded Trumpocalypse. Scarborough was followed by his sidekick Morning Mika who went through several stages of severe mental crises and at times, with her shaken voice, seemed to be on the verge of bursting out crying. And now the Morning Joe crew must desperately search for a new candidate to go up against Trump. Hmmm... How does "This version of Kamala is the BEST version ever!" sound?

So how did PAID DNC shill Harry J. Sisson spin Joe Biden's DISASTROUS performance at the CNN debate? Well, he spun that, eh, the debate doesn't really matter and, oh yeah, Orange Man Bad!

Here is just ONE of the ways in which CNN plans to practice debate CENSORSHIP via muting. Not to be confused with CNN alienating independent journalists by refusing to allow them to comment during livestreams of the debate. That is another form of CENSORSHIP by CNN.

Luke Russert has spent the past eight years or so trying to find himself and I am happy to report that he has finally found himself. In the TDS fever swamps of MSNBC. Yes, the former NBC correspondent, a post that he basically inherited, has returned from the wilds to host something called "MSNBC Live: Democracy 2024" on September 7. Whenever you combine the words "MSNBC" and "Democracy" in the middle of the 2024 election campaign and include over a dozen MSNBC anchors that is guaranteed to really mean it is a crazed TDS Fest. As a reward for watching Morning Mika and Luke Fest hype their MSNBC TDS Fest, the DUmmie FUnnies will reward your patience at the tail end with a bonus video from Election Night 2008 when Brian Williams pulled a dirty but HILARIOUS trick on poor Luke Russert.

Poor Jake Tapper! Trump's press secretary unfairly maligned him as suffering from extreme TDS. No wonder his CNN colleague Kasie Hunt defended him against that scurrilous charge. As you can see, Jake Tapper, is able to keep his personal opinions in check and displays absolutely no political bias on the air. It is because of his high professional attitude that Jake Tapper was chose to be a moderator at the CNN presidential debate since he plays it straight down the middle.

No, I did NOT photoshop Kasie Hunt's Twitter bio to make her look like an over the top biased flack for the DNC. That Twitter bio you see was created by Kasie Hunt herself (at least until she takes it down out of embarrassment). Yeah, look at how Kasie and Joe Biden hold each other's hands as they smilingly gaze into each other eyes. Love is in the air. For Kasie such a pic on her Twitter bio also acts as a CNN job security virtue signal. And it explains why she so quickly shut down President Trump's National Press Secretary for speaking the truth.

Leftist meltdowns can be unintentionally hilarious. Such was the case with these two recent meltdowns by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AOC, and Kasie Hunt of CNN by way of MSNBC. What made AOC so funny was that she was screeching about taking this country back. Um, who has been in charge of the country, especially the Lawfare system, for the past few years. None other than her own CORRUPT Democrat party. Kasie Hunt acted like a Karen Hunt for insisting it is a grave sin to criticize Jake Tapper for daring to point out his more than obvious TDS. In Cable TV Land, hosts must be treated as if they are the Holiest of Holies.

Have you ever wondered about the cause of the very weird bulging eyes of notorious liar Adam Schiff? Well, I am pretty sure I have discovered the answer to that question in this video clip you are about to see.

The U.S. Supreme Court did NOT rule on presidential immunity in the third week of June which means the decision will be handed down in the final week, quite possibly on Friday, June 28. And this has driven liberals NUTS as you can see in this compilation in which they sing the Supreme Court Immunity Appeal "Delay" Blues. As you can see, the liberals are absolutely outraged that the delay will push the trials past election day which would interfere with their Election Interference Lawfare of getting convictions before the election. So look for yet more liberal heads to explode when the Supreme Court hands down its decision towards the end of June. Oh, and there might be even more violent liberal head explosions if/WHEN they find out that CORRUPT Judge Juan Merchan is unable to sentence President Trump on July 11 because the issue of jury tampering hasn't been resolved. It would not be hard to locate self-proclaimed Facebook "sh*t poster" Michael Anderson and/or check the cell phones of the jurors to see if someone on the jury did indeed inform Anderson that the jury had found Trump guilty a day BEFORE that verdict was handed down. The fact that a couple of weeks of utter silence has gone by without any more mention of Michael Anderson or the jury tampering episode in the media is a strong TELL that any real investigation of this case would yield a result that makes the July 11 sentencing impossible.

Are we a Democracy or a Republic? There has been a lot of debate about this recently as you can see reflected in the eyes of perplexed CNN reporter Donie O'Sullivan from the REPUBLIC of Ireland. However, the matter might have been settled by Nathan Wade. During his Comedy Central appearance, Marlon Wayans suggested that Wade, or at least a part of him, ended Democracy thus leaving us as a Republic only. That suggestion will leave you laughing so' hard that you will forget what the debate was all about. Actually, a better question is did Marlon Wayans end Nathan Wade's relationship (grift) with Fani Willis? It is hard to see them continuing as before after that HILARIOUSLY humiliating interview. But at least even Wade got a good laugh out of it but I don't see Fani smiling at all.

Many heads are destined to explode when the Supreme Court hands down its decision on President Trump's immunity. Of course, presidents have immunity for their official acts although liberals have been pretending that they (or at least for Trump only) have zero immunity. Therefore any trial (such as the J6 trial) will have to determine in advance how much of their cases involves official immunity which means months more of delay. The practical effect will be to delay the trials past Election Day which destroys the whole purpose of Lawfare. Among the numerous head explosions will be those of CNN's legal analyst Norm Eisen and George Conway best known as a Lincoln Project grifter. Of the two I expect the best head explosion display from George Conway because Eisen seems to already anticipating a sad (for him) SC decision. Conway, OTOH seems completely oblivious to what will soon be happening since he seems to be sure that the Supreme Court will rule for ZERO Trump immunity. The result should be a epic head explosion from Conway of Tsar Bomba proportions.