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Everybody knows WHY failed California Governor Gavin Newsom visited China. It is because Communist Dictator Xi is switching out Joe for Belt & Road Gavin. But what was Newsom's excuse for why he visited China? It is so laughably LAME as to be outright hilarious. I don't want to spoil the entertaining surprise for you in this description because you need to hear it for yourself from the corrupt lips of Gavin himself in the video.

Smug National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan whined in 2020 that President Donald Trump cancelled the DISASTROUS Iran Nuke deal that he spent a lot of time negotiating for Obama and recently renewed for Biden. So just a few weeks after Iran gained access to $6 billion in frozen assets, Hamas attacked Israel with the backing of their Iranian puppetmasters who trained them. When David Halberstam wrote about "The Best and The Brightest" about the smug Ivy League "experts" who involved America in the no-win Vietnam War, he could have also been describing the Vitamin D deficient pasty faced Jake Sullivan who consistently FAILS in each and every one of his foreign policy endeavors.

Welcome to the British Exclusion Zone. A place where police are calmly just doing their jobs by routinely asking you absurd questions from a checklist. If you answer any question incorrectly you can be hit with a fine for having forbidden radioactive thoughts which includes praying in your mind. Nothing personal about it. The only motivation by the police is just to collect their pensions after 20 years of blindly following orders no matter how absurd.

A couple of years ago, Harvard's white affirmative action student, David Hogg, attempted to enter the real world of business by launching a company called "Good Pillow" as a competitor to MyPillow. During his very brief endeavor that lasted mere weeks Hogg hadn't even bothered to register his company's name as a trademark and someone else grabbed the "Good Pillow" name. Since Hogg discovered that real work to be much too burdensome, he chose the much easier path of being a professional grifter. As a result he glommed onto an election grift called "Leaders We Deserve" which apparently has enough money to blow $120,000 on a campaign to elect the FIRST TRANSGENDER PERSON IN ALAMABA TO THE STATE LEGISLATURE. Why was this so important for grifter David Hogg? The election was just a Democrat runoff primary for a seat in the Alabama State House of Representatives plus it wasn't as if the transgender's opponent was a reincarnation of Bull Connor. In fact, the opposing candidate was a black democrat with no significant policy differences from the transgender candidate. Well, grifter Hogg realized that a victory by the candidate on whom he unloaded all that cash (that did not belong to him) would mean national publicity. A first! FIRST TRANSGENDER PERSON IN ALABAMA TO THE STATE LEGISLATURE!!! Unfortunately for grifter Hogg, things did NOT go according to plan and his candidate LOST in a landslide. But not to worry. More elections are coming which means more opportunities for former Pillow Boy David Hogg to continue grifting.

What ever happened to the stoic British attitude of "keep calm and carry on?" It appears to have disappeared in the 21st century as evidenced by this English policewoman who waaaay overreacted to a situation that seemed mild compared to what goes on in many American cities. The policewoman hit the button on her pepper spray can more furiously than I have ever seen. Her head jerks and unprofessional childish screeching added to the comic effect of a complete meltdown. Due to DEI also being a thing in Britain, don't be surprised to see her promoted to Police Chief of her city in the near future.

There is now a grave concern that Middle East terrorists will cross our southern border to cause havoc in the USA. However, no need to worry. As you can see, the Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas has assured us that "the border is closed, the border is secure." Don't you feel better now?

The world is burning around him. Middle East violence and terrorism, Ukraine War continues to needlessly grind up human lives, China threatening Taiwan while sending warships to the Mediterranean. Remember how we were warned about how "dangerous" President Donald Trump would be if he continued in office? Yeah, so we got Sleepy Joe and now the world is on fire and edging ever closer to WWIII. The good news is that Sleepy Joe continues to entertain us with his beach performance of the Thorazine Shuffle next to a very, very sad looking DOCTOR Jill. If the 2020 election had not been "fortified" then today there would be NO way there would be a bloody Ukraine War, NO Hamas paraglider attack from Gaza due to NO $6 billion to Iran, and the Chinese wouldn't even be considering invading Taiwan much less sending warships to the Middle East. Did I mention the invasion across our southern border? But, hey, we would have been deprived of the entertaining public displays of Biden's Thorazine Shuffle as the world turns upside down.

A simple question from Senator Josh Hawley to the CORRUPT Biden Green Energy Loan Czar, who has been speaking at events PAID by businessmen seeking government loans which he has authority to approve, rendered the CORRUPT official completely helpless due to the question overloading his mental faculties thus causing a severe short circuit in him as you can see.

Achiote chicken is already incredible. In fact, it is the ONLY BBQ chicken that I like. However, due to a tip from a viewer plus my desire to increase the garlic flavor of the chicken, I have been able to SUPERCHARGE the flavor. BTW, one final way to SUPERCHARGE the achiote chicken is to refrigerate it. I find the cooling process gels the chicken fat in such a way as to further heighten the flavor. It is not for everybody since most people would prefer warm chicken but I actually like it cold. You can find the recipe at a previous achiote chicken video I made below. Since the amount of chicken I used has approximately doubled, please double the ingredients (except for the salt) at the following link: https://rumble.com/vcw7c7-the-achiote-miracle-that-will-change-the-way-you-barbecue.html

The most shocking thing about watching Joe Biden returning on his FAILED visit to Israel aboard Air Force One might not have been his obvious physical deterioration along with his brain freezes. We already knew he was quite frail and mentally challenged. Instead it might have been the sight of John Kirby standing near him because he appeared to be incredibly short. I never before gave any thought to Kirby's height because I have always seen him speaking and answering questions by himself at a podium so I assumed he was of at least average height. However, aboard Air Force One he was standing behind Biden and near other people which made me realize just how short he is. Yes, he appeared to be about four inches taller than KJP but being four inches taller than a dwarf still means you are mighty small. My guess is no taller than about 5'5".

It's on! The battle between the Dynamic Duo. Sleepy Joe Biden versus Mitch "The Turtle" McConnell. Watch as the two duel it out over who has the most impressive brain freezes.

Joe Biden, channeling Abe Simpson, bored Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with an absolutely meaningless story that didn't go anywhere. That's what happens when Sleepy Joe veers away from reading his cheat card script which also bored Netanyahu due to the unenthusiastic low energy delivery by Biden.

Never before has an apple been used so EFFECTIVELY to help dismantle the dopey premises of a leftwing journalist. In this case Pierre Poilievre the Canadian Conservative Party leader of the Official Opposition beautifully used an apple as a prop to hilariously tear apart the arguments put forth by a leftwing journalist who somehow couldn't take his eyes off the ground. Poilievre showed just how easily, while very calmly munching on an apple, the flawed assumptions of the leftists can be taken apart when they are outside their echo chamber comfort zones.

Republican Jeff Landry's victory for the Louisiana governorship shook up not only liberals but the entire political world. What was supposed to be only a jungle primary with the ultimate winner to be determined in the general election runoff turned out to be a flat out victory for Landry. The Democrats never expected this to happen since they had only one candidate in the primary while the Republicans had several who were expected to split the vote up among themselves resulting in no overall winner. Instead Landry won both an absolute MAJORITY of the vote as well as the governorship so no no need of going to the general election. As a result we have some very entertaining meltdowns from liberals. Break out the popcorn and enjoy!

A big reason why "The Incredible Hulk" comics and TV show were so popular is that everyone out there has a bit of The Hulk in them that could be triggered into uncontrollable rage. Or at least I thought it was almost everyone with a notable exception being the seemingly unperturbed Robby Soave, the co-host of "The Hill Rising." In fact he has been so unworldly calm that I even nicknamed him "Sleepy Eyes Soave." However, last week he was triggered by his fellow co-host, Briahna Joy Gray, into going full Hulk. The transformation of Sleepy Eyes Soave into a raging Hulk was perhaps the most astonishing transformation I have even seen. It stunned not only myself and probably most of the viewers of the show but, as you can see, Briahna herself. Anyway I have now changed my mind about the Hulk potential lurking in us. After watching Soave transform into The Hulk I am sure that we have ALL undergone such a transformation at one time or another... even Mr. Rogers.

This reporter was OUTRAGED that Poland won't import terrorists to wreak havoc inside its country. As a result of this policy the streets of Poland are currently SAFE as compared to Paris, London, Brussels, Berlin and Stockholm among others which have stupidly imported terrorists.

Alger Hiss 2.0. The State Department's architect of the disastrous Iran deal has turned out to likely be working as an intelligence asset for the mullahs. Robert Malley, the spiritual son of State Department traitor Alger Hiss. It was no secret as to where Malley's sympathies lay since you can hear him for yourself speaking lovingly about Hamas. Amazingly, despite Malley having being busted months ago, the Biden regime still went ahead with the horrible Iran deal, giving them BILLIONS of dollars, despite the fact that the deal was brokered by a known Hamas sympathizing Alger Hiss.

In the midst of the outbursts of support for the Hamas terrorists in the USA it is important to remember that the efforts of the FBI have been (mis)placed on targeting MAGA as if they are dangerous extremists.

The tragic events of the past few days makes it clear to those who might not already know that Jake Sullivan is absolutely the WORST National Security Adviser ever. His main "qualification" for the post of National Security Adviser is that he is a low life political hack more than willing to flat out LIE about the FRAUDULENT Trump-Russia Collusion conspiracy theory hyped by Hillary Clinton in her claim that the 2016 election was stolen. This cretin also brought back to life the HORRIBLE Iran nuclear deal which resulted in giving Iran six billion dollars a month ago. And now the horrid Hamas terror attacks on Israel is the result which was planned, according to the Wall Street Journal, by Iran who gave the green light in Beirut last week to the attack. Hey, they already suckered Jake Sullivan into giving them the $6 billion so no worries about losing that. Dirtbag Jake Sullivan MUST GO and NEVER return to public life ever again! Oh, and on his way out, please check his bank (and shell company) accounts as well as that of the Big Guy.

The 1984 film "Red Dawn" was prophetic in a way many might have missed. Namely that the USA would be infiltrated by Communist illegals through its borders. Take a look at a scene from "Red Dawn" and a scene of the sad reality of the border right now. The only thing "Red Dawn" did not envision was that a CORRUPT American government would be the ones to open the door at the border to allow Communist infiltrators to flood in.

My wife's long running LUCKY streak got us an invite to a Biscayne Bay Boat Party. The folks were hoping that my wife's luck would rub off on them at the casino if they hung around her for a day on a boat in Biscayne Bay near Miami. Although you might have thought the overcast sky was dreary, it was actually quite welcome since it brought the temperature down on a normally very hot September day in South Florida. We spent about three hours at an island in the middle of Biscayne Bay where I mostly wallowed in the water and drank lots of lots of seemingly endlessly cerveza.

Hillary Clinton recently condemned MAGA as some sort of dangerous cult whose members needed to be deprogrammed. Apparently Hillary forgot about the time she created the dangerous MAGA-ziner cult led by Ira Magaziner to promote Hillarycare which would have adversely affected the lives of millions of American people. The MAGA-ziner cult worked entirely in secret and were so know-nothing that they thought they could cut Congress out of the input process and somehow still get them to approve of it. After the demise of the MAGA-ziner cult, Hillary faded into the shadows in shame for her total failure for a number of years until Monica's blue dress brought her back out again.

Our DUmmie FUnnies sound engineers managed to intercept the signals sent to Paul Ryan earpiece that Brian Kilmeade was wearing during his Fox News interview with Congressman Tim Burchett. Those intercepted signals were transcribed and are presented to you as they happened during the interview as you can see. A followup revelation at the end about the man behind the Paul Ryan earpiece.

Kevin McCarthy admitted that he messed up because he TRUSTED Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to keep their promise to back him up if his House speakership were ever threatened. That makes him the Flounder of American politics.

"So we'll wait to see if he's going to run." They say "in vino veritas." However, that can now be updated to "in whino veritas" because Chunk Yogurt aka Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks went into a screaming whining rampage at the thought that President Donald Trump would be returning to the Oval Office in a little over a year. In the midst of his LOUD whines Chunk blurted out an important truth, that Merrick Garland is prosecuting Trump because he decided to run for re-election in 2024. In his recent 60 Minutes interview, Merrick Garland PRETENDED (not very convincingly) that his Justice Department plays it completely fair without any regard to political considerations. However, as a bonus, in this video we see Garland answer his interview questions as if he had been honest as the raging Chunk Yogurt who ADMITTED that Garland WAITED to see if Trump was going to run in 2024 before prosecuting him meaning that the decision was ENTIRELY political. Thank you for blurting out an important truth, Chunk.