JP Comedy

Since moving to Austin, I kept driving by this place called P Terry's and I couldn't resist anymore. I get emotional when I'm reminded of what I loved and did for the past 10 years, but I also miss talking about food... so this is not a food review, it's an excuse for me to try P Terry's. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Intro 0:17 Fast Food Burgers 1:45 Drive Thru Accident 2:33 Opening up About Fast Food 2:57 P Terry's VS In N Out 3:43 What is P Terry's? 6:31 VIRAL 7 Eleven 7:22 In N Out Review 8:29 McDonalds Hack 9:48 FINAL Thoughts 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

I hear the word narcissist tossed out there so often that I had to go on a journey of self-discovery to find out if I'm a narcissist. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Are You A Narcissist? 2:47 Entitlement 4:26 Need for Attention 6:04 Gaslighting 7:56 No Boundaries 8:36 No Accountability 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #podcast #narcissist #mentalhealth #npd #bipolar

There is so much depth and richness within the LGBTQ community that I have yet to explore and understand fully. I believe that education is key to fostering open-mindedness and acceptance, not just within myself but also among those around me. I am excited to engage in conversations, share my learnings, and promote understanding and inclusivity in any way I can. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Straight or Gay? 1:24 Come OUT!!! 2:25 Who's TruthSlayer? 4:52 When Did YOU KNOW? 7:16 How's My Dating Life? 8:02 Did You Get Bullied? 9:08 What is Non-Binary? 10:02 Is GAYDAR a Thing? 11:31 Car or Garage? 12:27 Am I Gay? 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #gay #lgbtq #amigay #iamgay #comingoutstory

Rumored to be a serial killer in Austin Texas who goes by the name Rainey Street Ripper. Several bodies were found in Lady Bird Lake by Rainey Street and it just so happens that a comedian I was friends with disappeared out of the blue. Where is he? And what the heck is actually going on here? SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Serial Killer NEWS 3:11 Comedian GOES MISSING 5:29 Investigation Begins 7:26 Scene of the Crime 9:25 We FIND HIM!! 11:20 Drugged OUT Ending 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

After winning big at the Casino, I decided to use that money towards building something that could become something more. Since I moved to Austin to pursue Stand Up Comedy as a career, what better way than to create my own comedy club in my studio apartment. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Intro 1:08 Opening Up About Breakup 3:08 Finding an Apartment 5:30 Arts & Crafts Time 6:00 Designing The Club 7:30 Redesign 8:33 Podcast 9:18 Inspiration 10:16 Final Touches 11:37 Make it Livable 12:39 Lighting Effects 13:04 Serial Killer in Austin 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Lately, there’s been a lot of talk on YouTube about YouTubers quitting the platform due to various reasons. I'm here to give my perspective being on the platform for 10-plus years, but let me be perfectly clear, I DID NOT QUIT HellthyJunkFood. I got locked out of HellthyJunkFood. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 What's the POINT? 0:14 Intro Featuring @SauceStache 0:43 What Should Have Happened? 2:42 Did I Actually Quit? 3:23 What Went Wrong? 5:15 Lost Footage 6:11 Why was HJF Successful? 8:33 My New Journey 10:55 The Future of HJF 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Every Monday a few LUCKY people have a chance to get on Kill Tony one of the most popular live comedy podcast shows performed at The Comedy Mothership in Austin Texas. I'm here to try my luck each week and I will not rest until I get chosen. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 I GET PICKED 0:21 Intro 1:20 First Day in Austin 2:57 LIFE Hack 3:58 Voldemort 4:30 First Open Mic 7:32 I GET PICKED 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy @joerogan @KillTony #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #killtony #joerogan #comedymothership

In this episode, the most tragic thing happened to me. But with tragedy comes comedy and also a window of opportunity right around the horizon. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Recap 1:32 The Beginning 2:31 Coffee Table 3:01 Kill Tony @KillTony 4:12 Tragedy 4:50 Freak OUT 6:02 How it Happened 6:45 Banned 7:12 Rebirth 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

HellthyJunkFood fan of 10 years opens up about the rise and fall. I also get a cooking lesson. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 FAN Opens UP! 0:33 Emma's Baby 1:19 Sad Intro 3:00 Cooking Lesson 3:22 FAN Opens UP! 5:29 Cooking 6:11 Central Market 7:15 Austin 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #tesla #teslalife #vanlife #vlog #foodreview

I FIND MYSELF on my mid-life crisis journey to Austin, Texas. What does it mean to start over and how does one truly find their purpose in life? All I know how to do is laugh and find the beauty in tragedy, which in turn becomes comedy the medicine of life. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Recap 1:02 RV Park 2:25 Mini Golf Montage 3:23 Costco Samples 4:47 Mom Moment 5:49 Gas Station Review 7:24 Gambling 7:57 Staying with Stranger 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #tesla #teslalife #vanlife #vlog #foodreview

After everything that has been going on in my life, I was NOT PREPARED for what was about to happen at this Casino. My journey continues as I travel from Orlando Florida, to Austin Texas making a few fun stops along the way. I do not advocate gambling, many are addicted and have lost everything due to it. I do however like to roll up and play with money I'm willing to lose and then leave admirably pissed off. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Recap 0:52 Journey Continues 1:35 Casino Hack #1 2:25 Did I WIN? 3:56 Breakfast Buffet 4:29 Did I WIN Again? 5:37 Mom Moment 6:16 RV Park 7:30 VR Park 8:10 Coming Soon 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Living out of your car can be dangerous, but not at a Buc-ees. At Buc-ees it's just against store policy, so if you want to wake me out of a dead sleep I will most certainly leave. It's the NEW YEAR 2024 and what better way to start this year, than to leave everything behind and start over. Subscribe for my Journey to Austin, Texas as I attempt to become a paid stand-up comedian. AR Glasses https://amzn.to/3O0DSVd SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Recap 029 Happy New Year 1:33 Making fun of Aaron 2:10 Road Trip Begins 4:05 Hack Attempt #1 4:27 Buc-ees 4:55 Making fun of Aaron 2 5:59 Stealth Camping 6:05 Talking to Mom 6:36 Hack Attempt #2 7:08 Casino Challenge 7:24 Planet Fitness 8:11 Cliff Hanger 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

I guess some people actually can live in their storage units, but unfortunately, it was not the case for my location. You won't believe how much fun and how comfy it is and it's unfortunate that this wasn't an option for affordable living because I WAS the CHEAPEST resident in my neighborhood. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr Check out my BOY @RichWithCars To see the FULL Tesla Model X Walkthrough https://youtu.be/fdj30ps51LU?si=Gb1FH4EpD9I7AQDv 0:00 Living in my Car 0:28 Storage Unit Montage 1:33 Perks of Storage Unit Life 2:30 Traveling Life Hacks 4:16 State Capital Trivia 5:08 Model X Upgrades 6:02 Storage Unit Tour 7:32 I Get CAUGHT!! 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #lifehack #storageunit

For as long as I've been alive, I enjoyed doing voice impersonations from friends, movies, cartoons, and people at work. Are they GOOD? Well, that's a very touchy subject. Impersonation Rating Scale: Supportive: "That's really good dude, I had no idea" Biased: "I don't sound like that at all bro" Hater: "You suck at everything you do" Realist: "It wasn't perfect, but good enough for me to identify the person" SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Forcing Impersonation 0:39 Kermit The Frog 0:42 Owen Wilson 0:49 Mr. Beast 0:59 Arnold 1:07 Christopher Walken 1:17 Dog 1:36 Bill Clinton 1:48 Elmo 2:13 South Park 2:29 Gaston 2:42 Spongebob 2:49 Laurel 2:54 Family Guy 3:14 Drama 3:32 Dr. Evil 3:52 Amy Schumer 4:05 King of the Hill 4:16 Donkey 4:27 Rick and Morty 4:33 Carmen 4:59 French Person 5:10 Jean Claude Van Damme 5:48 Humphrey 6:20 Barack 6:24 Trump 6:36 Louis Armstrong 7:07 Sandra Bullock 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Dating today is impossible especially since She Hulk came out on Netflix. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Intro 0:46 Hump Asks out Julia 1:10 Video got REMOVED 1:33 Holiday Party 3:38 Walmart Scene 6:35 Jokes about Ex 6:55 Bar Scene 7:44 Park Scene 9:32 Final DATE 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Kerwin Frost Box just released with 6 McBuddies to collect at Mcdonalds. I'm obsessed with collecting McDonald's TOYS, but does that validate my behavior in this video? To me, this isn't just a toy, it's a statement of determination, perseverance, and teamwork. Managing expectations is not only a life lesson but also the moral of this video. Never give up on your dreams. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr Mentions in order of appearance: Jimmy Culp @jimmyculp IG Aaron Briggs @addbriggs IG Mark Thompson @SauceStache Chris Rey @chrisrey227 IG Lorena Pages @lorenapages Humphrey Ching @The_Artist_Hump IG Robin Love @robinlovecomedy 0:00 Intense Moment 0:25 Intro 1:02 JP Unboxes 5 2:42 Aaron Unboxes 4 3:14 Vegan Friend Doesn't Help 3:22 Chris Unboxes 1 3:51 Friends Unbox 4 4:45 Lorena Unboxes 1 5:58 Humphrey Unboxes 1 6:46 Aaron Unboxes 1 8:07 McDrug DEAL 8:35 Robin Unboxes 1 9:05 Jimmy Unboxes 1 9:42 JP FINAL Unboxing 11:25 Giveaway RULES 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #mcdonalds #mcbuddies #kerwinfrost #comedy #jokes

People are asking "Where's JP?" and the answer is... I'm kidnapped in Mexico. At least that's what I've been reading. I have a passion for making videos ever since I held a camcorder. I tried several things for years before YouTube came out and then posted them to this channel created in 2006. In 2013 HellthyJunkFood was born to continue the grind of YouTube but with a focus and a theme. It slowly evolved into a comedy cooking channel duo with chemistry & authenticity. Once that bond was broken, the art slowly got lost in a manufactured program lacking heart and soul. With my new journey, I hope to bring that creativity, fun, and light-hearted comedy back. I want to thank the following people mentioned in this video, several of whom you might recognize throughout the years. Where's JP? Hopefully not destroyed by my previous channel. Mentions in order of appearance: @SauceStache @itswassuplexi @MrsBench @CarmenVallone @eugenevolkov7 IG @YOUENJOYLIFE @addbriggs IG @lorenapages @the_artist_hump IG @stephanie.kushmanda IG @TheJoshElkin @Funfoods @hannibalcallens1038 @awhidby12 IG SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Where's JP? 0:13 Back From The Future 0:53 Giveaway DETAILS 1:35 Where's JP? 2:09 What is JP? 3:59 JP DEAD 4:39 Mr. Pig RETURNS 4:55 Mid-Life Crisis 5:37 JP's IN The METAVERSE 6:28 Stand Up Comedy 6:58 Big Black Car 7:16 JP Cooks 7:25 Back From The Future 2 7:37 JP's in the Multiverse 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #parody #jplambiase #jp #wheresjp #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

My journey continues with a reality check. I'm gonna be homeless. No physical address, and no personal bathroom, but at least I have a really cool car. If there were a definition of a mid-life crisis, this would be the example you would give your children of what's to come with getting older. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Model Ex Jokes 0:21 Stand Up #fyp 0:42 Intro 0:53 Getting the Model X 2:40 Sleeping in my Model X 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #tesla #modelx

An HONEST Food Review can only exist if it goes through a rigorous screening process. Between Sponsorship, rushing to be the first to get it out, and trying to please the masses, dishonestly is inevitable. I am going to explore this more. So Honestly? I saw WAWA had PIZZA and I wanted to try it. I might as well make a video comparing WAWA to ALL the other Gas Station Pizza I've tried such as 7-Eleven, Racetrac, Sam's Club, etc. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Quick Food Review 0:28 FREE Pizza Hack 2:17 Wawa Tease 3:09 I Open Up Part 1 3:39 Wawa Food Review 5:04 Air Fry Review 5:28 Cold Pizza Review 6:07 Microwave Review 6:26 Closing Thoughts 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

I got TROLLED in REAL LIFE about my previous relationship at an Open Mic. I encourage anybody trying stand-up comedy to go to Open Mics, it is the only way you can really eat sh*t on stage which will develop tough skin the more you do it. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you get stronger prescription medication. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Intro 0:40 The Microphone 1:23 FREE Photoshoot 2:40 I get TROLLED 4:42 Hit and RUN 5:25 Second Open Mic 5:55 Arts and Crafts Time 7:20 Exposing Reality TV 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

PRE-ORDER MY BOOK📕: https://amzn.to/3tN4FNk As I organically live my life I can't ignore cheating the system if the system offers it. So I will continue to produce the fast food hack series when it presents itself. With that being said, I am NOT GONE from HellthyJunkFood, but rather locked out of my accounts. So this food hack will be my salvation back to what I once was a part of. Thank you for all of the support I've received on this channel as I continue my comedy journey. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 Wendy's FOOD HACK 2:26 Getting MY CHANNEL BACK 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

I've been getting a tremendous amount of inspiration from writing comedy. It's true for me that comedy has been a method of coping with pain, loss, and suffering. It's become a healthy outlet to express the various situations I go through in life. Big thanks to my buddies @CarmenVallone & @scottorbany6101 for healing me with their company during my journey. Also was a pleasure to meet @johnnybtampa (IG) for gifting me his book and being a part of my video. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 0:00 JOKES about MY EX 0:47 JOKES about PETA 1:42 JOKES about Dogs 3:08 JOKES about MY EX 4:13 Making FUN of @CarmenVallone 5:55 Food Review 6:12 Show Starts 6:55 JOKES about MY EX 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

Watch this video back to see the PERFECT Long Format LOOP. SEE 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes

I had my boys over to help me get rid of a bunch of shit in my house. Somethings we decided to keep and others we decided to DESTROY. It's been a difficult journey and even more difficult choices, but in the end if you can find comedy not all is destroyed, but gained through laughter. 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #comedy #joke #standupcomedy #jokes #comedyvideos #standup #laugh #comedyreels #jplambiase #jpcomedy

While still being tasteful and mostly self-deprecating I have been harnessing my pain with comedy. Not everything works out the way you want in life, but to understand that I play a role in my own destiny and I need to be accountable for my actions as well. I can only hope to be better in a future relationship. 🛒 ALL MY GADGETS: https://bit.ly/3t1A1zr 🎤 BOOK ME: https://beacons.ai/jpcomedy #comedy #joke #standupcomedy #jokes #comedyvideos #standup #laugh #comedyreels #jplambiase #jpcomedy