Comedy

Done for a friendly collaborator on a music site I used to be part of. Pedroberto and Musicleft on iCompositions which became Jam Alien

Neil Armstrong's famous "One Small step for (a) man .." was preceded by .. comedy sketch circa 2005 from a 1995 meme adult themes

Laugh Out Loud Corp aim to please .. made on iCompositions some years ago. Comedy. I'm trying to find all those who helped make this piece. Yohmar made the track .. his music is at http://www.icompositions.com/artists/yosLove

Aliens can jam with us any time .. The brainchild of magnificent music duo on iCompositions Antonello and Cesare. Cesare can be found at iComps as http://www.icompositions.com/artists/RAMZAR#music as well as at http://www.reverbnation.com/ramzar . Antonello at http://www.icompositions.com/artists/MusicLeft I am the monkey who sourced the images and did the fast talking at the beginning .. playing both roles ..

This video is about my over supply of straws from ChaTime Drinks. They are healthy and delicious, and I usually get two, but only need one straw. So I thought I'd use my blessing to build a house. But not just an ordinary house. My house needed to be beautiful, and strong, Strength that only comes from high quality teas made at ChaTime. Many thanks to the excellent suppliers at Dandenong Plaza ChaTime. You guys rock === http://conservativeweasel.blogspot.com.au/2017/10/wed-oct-4th-todays-news.html videos by David Daniel Ball for the Conservative Voice Author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice http://www.amazon.com/David-Ball/e/B01683ZOWG https://www.facebook.com/DaODDBallWriter/?ref=bookmarks I was raised as an Atheist. I learned, after reading the Bible, that God loves me, and you. This is his song for you too. He loves you, and wants to be with you. All the elements are me and mine. ARIA ISRC number AUAWN1050417

Comedy Art Spot reports on the statue of David, which has completed its tour of the US. Even after five hundred years, the statue reflects the times.

I thought this funny. It is about ten years old in 2007. I first posted the audio at http://www.icompositions.com/music/song.php?sid=40024 === Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. 3 new bonds are being issued: * Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity * Gore bond: Has no interest * Clinton bond: Has no principle.

A game of Chess against Death. I wanted to show the chess boards when I originally posted the sounds .. Originally posted on wha was reputed to be Steve Jobs (powermac) old music site (now defunct) iCompositions.com http://oddballsstories.blogspot.com/2007/12/end-of-despair-chess-vs-death.html Images, except for my family crest, were sourced from 'net

Comedy piece written by Peter C Olsen whom I later met on FB. Video dates to 30 sep 2004. Images freely discovered online. === Using elephant hunting techniques to identify the correct people for each profession Pachydermic Personnel Prediction A bold new proposal for matching high-technology people and professions Over the years, the problem of finding the right person for the right job has consumed thousands of worker-years of research and millions of dollars in funding. This is particularly true for high-technology organisations where talent is scarce and expensive. Recently, however, years of detailed study by the finest minds in the field of psychoindustrial interpersonal optimization have resulted in the development of a simple and foolproof test to determine the best match between personality and profession. Now, at last, people can be infallibly assigned to the jobs for which they are truly best suited. The procedure is simple - Each subject is sent to Africa to hunt elephants. The subsequent elephant-hunting behaviour is then categorized by comparison to the classification rules outlined below. The subject should be assigned to the general job classification that best matches the observed behaviour. Classification Guidelines Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing everything out that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics will prove the existence of at least one elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students. Computer Scientists hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A - Go to Africa. Start at the Cape of Good Hope. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west. During each transverse pass, Catch each animal seen. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant. Stop when a match is detected. Experienced computer programmers modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate. Assembly language programmers prefer to execute Algoritm A on their hands and knees. Engineers hunt elephants by going to Africa, catching gray animals at random, and stopping when any one of them weighs within plus or minus 15 percent of any previously observant elephant. Economists don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants are paid enough, they will hunt themselves. Statisticians hunt the first animal they see n times and call it an elephant. Consultants don't hunt elephants, and many have never hunted anything at all, but they can be hired by the hour to advise those people who do. Operations research consultants can also measure the correlation of hat size and bullet color to the efficiency of elephant-hunting strategies, if someone else will only identify the elephants. Politicians don't hunt elephants, but they will share the elephants you catch with the people who voted for them. Lawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herds around arguing about who owns the droppings. Software lawyers will claim that they own an entire herd based on the look and feel of one dropping. Vice Presidents of engineering, research, and development try hard to hunt elephants, but their staffs are designed to prevent it. When the vice president does get to hunt elephants, the staff will try to ensure that all possible elephants are completely prehunted before the vice president sees them. If the vice president does see a nonprehunted elephant, the staff will (1) compliment the vice president's keen eyesight and (2) enlarge itself to prevent any recurrence. Senior Managers set broad elephant-hunting policy based on the assumption that elephants are just like big field mice, but with deeper voices. Quality Assurance Inspectors ignore the elephants and look for mistakes the other hunters made when they were packing the jeep. Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time selling the elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two days before the season opens. Software salespeople ship the first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an elephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them gray, and sell them as desktop elephants. Peter C Olsen "Byte" - September 1989

Parent who has ambition for his two kids. His wife is less than supportive. Not getting the service he wishes from Mr Conductor Comedy piece created as an ad lib for someone who wanted to post the worst concert ever.

I made the observation that Hugh Grant had ticks and mannerisms that made him endearing. So I copied them and and applied them to a hypothetical situation where I say absolutely nothing. Dramatically.