精彩的中国电影

Nephew, "These guys are in a hurry to fight in a fury!" Uncle, "Why does that guy have to wear the uncomfortable looking suit when he's fighting? I wonder how many times they had to do a retake cause the pants tore down the middle."

Niece, "That's one cool sword, I wonder where I can buy one?" Uncle, "Sure, you can find one in the dusty sports section of a Thrift Store."

Old Chinese kung-fu movie...movie old, punches still fast!

Desperate enough to take ... Action...I missed it!

These cops don't need guns, they got fists of kung-fu iron!

Uncle said, "NO NO NO! How could they destroy his wonderful table?" Niece replied, "It's just a show, Uncle."

UNCLE SAID, "I must watch more of these movies to practice my martial arts...I will be a master in no time!" Niece shakes her head, "Please just don't hurt yourself or break...(CRASH!) ...anything." Uncle said, "Sorry cat! I didn't mean to kick the cup toward you!"

Uncle said, "I gotta get to Chinese lucky number 8, one more to go!"

Uncle Said, "I reached 8 Chinese cartoons! Thank you very much everyone, I couldn't have reached this lucky number with you." Nephew replied, "Who are you talking to, Uncle?" Uncle said, "To my crowd of many supporters...you."

"I WENT THERE BEFORE, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED MY JUMP SPINNING 560 DEGREE ULTRA GRAND MASTER KICK!" SAID UNCLE. NIECE REPLIED, "YEAH RIGHT, UNCLE." UNCLE JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND THROWS HIS FOOT ABOVE HIS HEAD. HE LANDS ON THE CARPET FLOOR WITH A THUD. HE LIES UNCONSCIOUS. NIECE RUSHES TO THE PHONE, "911! MY UNCLE JUST EPIC FAILED TRYING TO DO A JUMP SPINNING 560 DEGREE ULTRA GRAND MASTER KICK!! PLEASE COME QUICK TO..."

NEPHEW SAID, "UNCLE, DON'T TRY JUMPING OFF THE TRAMPOLINE TO DO THE SUPER HIGH KICK~! YOU'LL... OH TOO LATE."

又一部踢屁股的功夫奇幻电视剧！

英國女人踢屁股和槍。This one be English.

獲獎非常偉大的功夫電影