SMASHPOUNDX' CREEKY PROJECTOR

Tiny Tears, Mr. Potato Head, Hasbro, Beautiful Crissy, Ideal, Suzy Cute, Louis Armstrong, Topper Toys, Best of the West, Marx, Man in Space, Food Marts, Major Matt Mason, Mattel, Remco Project Yankee-Doodle, Steve Canyon Jet Pilot,

Aurora Speedline, Thunder Streak, Barbie, Mattel, Malibu Barbie, Color ‘n Curl, Betsy Wetsy, Chatty Kathy

Gilbert Toys, Daredevil Trik-Trak, Remco, Big Bruiser, Marx, Big Shot Cannon, Mr. Kelly’s Car Wash, Flying Superman, Tiger Joe, Toys of Tomorrow, Trik-Trak, Transogram, Battlewagon, Remco Whirlybird, Johnny Lightening Double-Trouble, Shark Pack

Chef Boy-Ar Dee, Billy Blastoff, the Ding-a-Ling Robots, Great Garloo, King-Zor, Rock-em Sock-em Robots, Robot Commando, Zerioids, Mr. Machine, G.I. Joe

Navy Frogmen, Wrestle-Around, Action Baseball, Veda Board, Lie Detector, Sonar Sub-Hunt, Funny Bones, Monkey’s Uncle, Racko, Easy Money, Mystery Date

Lipton Soup, Skippy Peanut Butter, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Salada, Del Monte, Dole.

Raft cold meat, Star Kist Tuna, Gold Medal Flour, Dole Bananas, Margarine, Pillsbury cake mix, Sweetener, Jolly Green Giant

Collection of old television commercials including Jello and Crisco.

A Collection of old television commercials.

1941 directed by William Strohbach as Raymond E. Swartley starring Slim Summerville, Gale Storm, Zasu Pitts, William B. Davidson, Frank Coghlan Jr., Susan “Honey” Lamb and the Marvin Hartley Orchestra. Determined to remove her from the influence of a (yuck) modern artist, a businessman sends his daughter out to the country to spend the summer with her Uncle Joe. She meets the local boys her own age, and a dilemma ensues...

1933 pre-code melodrama and proto-noir film directed by Phil Goldstone and based on the short story "Burnt Offering" by W. Maxwell Goodhue. The film Zita Johann, John Miljan, Alan Dinehart and Paul Cavanagh. Nora Moran, a young woman with a difficult and tragic past, is sentenced to die for a murder that she did not commit. She could easily reveal the truth and save her own life, but it would damage the lives, careers and reputations of those whom she loves. (Personally, I would have spilled the beans.)

1936 directed by Bernard B. Ray, (B.B. Ray), starring Rin Tin-Tin Jr., and in lesser roles, Bob Custer, John Elliot, Victoria Vinton, Roger Williams and Wally West. Insurance agent Ted is called in to investigate a robbery-murder. Deputy Barlow also shows up but, unknown to Ted, he is actually part of the seedy gang who committed the crime. Oh, those tricky criminals.

1946 directed by Philip Ford starring Adele Mara, Warren Douglas, William Frawley, Ricardo Cortez, Will Wright and Dorothy Adams. Private dick Johnny Strange is surprised when, before even placing the add, the perfect secretary shows up as Gerry Smith. She's brassy, efficient...but is she really just a double-crossing dame?

1959 directed by Julian Roffman starring Peter Falk, Barbara Lord, Jack Betts, Ron Hartmann, Ron Taylor and Robert Christie. After watching an old man die slowly of heart failure, two beatniks from hell decide it's fun to kill.

1937 directed by Frank Richardson and Victor Hanbury starring Noah Beery, Louis Borel, Kathleen Kelly, Charles Oliver, Reginald Long and Tarva Penna. A seedy criminal is delighted, (you might say slap=happy), when he arrives in London and finds it chock-full of criminal activity. When a murder occurs and the crooks are looking for a mysterious package, he decides to turn detective.

1962 directed by Roger Corman starring William Shatner, Frank Maxwell, Beverly Lunsford, Robert Emhardt, Leo Gordon, Charles Barnes, Katherine Smith and Jeanne Cooper. William Shatner rolls in to a small, Southern town days before a de-segregation laws goes into effect. His seedy purpose is to instigate trouble, the seedy, racist, white-supremacist degenerate, not to mention adulterer.

1932 directed by H. Bruce Humberstone starring the one and only Zasu Pitts, Lucien Littlefield, Eugene Pallette, Tully Marshall, Miriam Seegar, Theodore Von Eltz, Harold Waldridge and Mahlon Hamilton. Bodies begin appearing and disappearing at the City Morgue, everyone acts really weird and a detective attempts to solve the case.

1936 romantic comedy by Rowland V. Lee, starring Francis Lederer and Ida Lupino, and featuring Hugh Herbert, Roland Young and Erik Rhodes. On a rainy afternoon in Paris, debonair actor Philippe Martin goes to a darkened movie theatre for a romantic assignation with his married mistress, Yvonne, but sits in the wrong seat and kisses instead the lovely Monique Pelerin, daughter of a powerful publisher. Monique, who is engaged to powerful Count Alfredo Donstelli, makes a public accusation against Philippe, and the dowdy head of the Purity League (aka Women Without Men) exploits the heck out of the thing until it becomes a national scandal.

1934 Pre-Code comedy directed by Benjamin Stoloff and starring Stuart Erwin, Lupe Velez, Jimmy Durante, Robert Armstrong, Mary Carlisle, Thelma Todd and Louise Beavers. Based on the comic strip by Ham Fisher. Joe Palooka (Stuart Erwin) is a naive young fellow whose dad was a champion boxer, but his rough, smarmy lifestyle caused Joe's mother to leave with the kid. But…! when an equally smarmy boxing manager (Jimmy Durante) discovers Joe's natural boxing talent, Joe decides to follow him to the big city, where he becomes a champion…

1938 Western directed by Sam Newfield and starring Tim McCoy, Suzanne Kaaren, Karl Hackett with John St. Polis and Robert Frazer. Seedy counterfeiter Sharpe and his gang are printing twenty-spots like there's no tomorrow, which eventually draws the attention of the F.B.I. They send Cock-sure Cowboy-G-man Tim Hayes out west to stop said seedy villains. Another western masterpiece from director Sam Newfield.

1935 directed by Denison Clift for The Guaranteed Pictures Corporation, starring Bela Lugosi, Arthur Margetston, Shirley Grey, Edmund Willard, Dennis Hoey, Clifford McLaglen, Ben Welden, Bruce Gordon, George Mozart, Gunnar Moir and Johnnie Schofield. The Marie Celeste sets sail with a crew of old scalawags and a young bride aboard. And one of them is Bela Lugosi. Also known as The Mystery of the Mary Celeste.

1935 directed by Ray McCarey starring Robert Armstrong, Maxine Doyle, Henry Kolker and LeRoy Mason with Otto Fries, (small, large or super-size). Down on his luck but still brassy and sassy, newspaperman Robert Armstrong, (of King Kong fame) meets a down-on-her-luck dame. The two hook up and become embroiled on down-on-your-luck mis-doings, including getting blamed for a bank robbery and murder that you didn’t commit. The two set out to prove Armstrong’s innocence and to perhaps find love and marriage.

1937 directed by Ray Taylor starring Rough-Riding Tex Ritter and his horse, White Flash, and also Iris Meredith, Earl Dwire, Horace Murphy, Charles King, Lafe McKee and featuring Ray Whitley and the Range Ramblers. Tex goes up against a group of seedy, hooded outlaws. He quite rightly puts a cap in one them and steals his hood, then he infiltrates the gang to discover their seedy purposes.

Long John Silver, also known as Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island, directed by Byron Haskin, is a 1954 American-Australian adventure film about the infamous and smarmy, pirate Long John Silver, who, besides being infamous and smarmy, is also a salty fellow. The film stars Robert Newton and Kit Taylor and features plenty of “aaarrghs.”

1940 based on the comic strip Li'l Abner created by Al Capp. Directed by Albert Rogberleell and starring Jeff York, Martha O’Driscoll and Mona Ray with Buster Keaton and Milton Berle, who co-wrote the title song. Li'l Abner becomes convinced that he is going to die within twenty-four hours, so agrees to marry two different girls: Daisy Mae (who has chased him for years) and Wendy Wilecat (who rescued him from an angry mob). It is all settled at the Sadie Hawkins Day race, where the women pick a husband by chasing the men, who are literally running away.