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Well, if you thought he went to a Lakers game you may want to keep in mind it wasn't this season. In essence this is Jovi Jackass/Yo Mama_ faking a Lakers game flex and taking his wife to the game. I discuss that in depth. Keep in mind, this (in the original form) was under 6mins of BS. After some sleuthing it looks (at best) like he just reused an old game and then tried to pass it off like he went to a Lakers playoff game (Game 3) against Golden State Warriors this year. It also makes you wonder if he's just wearing a wedding band since his wife doesn't appear to exist at all while all the incel crap he does really doesn't seem to ever stop. Join me for the inconsistencies and blatant discrepancies that Yo Mama_ tried to pass off as real. Then again, when you're paid to lie by Foodie (since around Oct of 22), it really should put you into question from everyone. It looks as though he sees Foodie making BS vlogs and he figures he can too.

Welcome to insight and the critique of the earliest vid Yo Mama_ has posted on his YT channel (vid is from 2018). This is an opening for Yo Mama_'s YT "career" as well as insight into his claim to fame falling short on Madden Nation Season 4 (in 2008). It just leads to insight of the mentality Yo Mama_ still has up to this very day! (Which doesn't really say much for him other than he's still ticked off about losing video game fame for a decade of time and he's the equivalent to a "pissed off tween" when he's not stroking his own ego to change the frame he put himself into.) In a couple episodes (The actual show as well as well as Yo Mama_'s take on the episode) you'll be able to... Watch as a wannabe wants to bitch about being the biggest loser on a show he was on in 2008 coming back in 2018. Marvel at how Yo Mama_ tries to change a story into something that never really happened (For the 1st time on YT). Witness as a guy who openly referred to himself as "Black Jesus" crucify himself for an attempt at your adoration and to make himself look better than "the weakest link". Most of all, Yo Mama_ shows us at what point a loser would claim to be a victim instead of openly admitting that he wasn't skilled enough to be amongst the competition he was in. (That's the double down side of this!) Yo Mama_'s got some LolCow tendencies quite naturally on display here! Other than taking some humor liberties in regard to the persona and being presented, I am keeping this focus on Yo Mama_ (AKA "Black Jesus") as much as I can given the material he presents for use within his own vids. This isn't about Madden or anyone in the community. This is about the never changing stream of BS that is "Yo Mama_ "! Madden Inbred Pre Game Links: Contestant Stats and profiles: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnBpMVQ0b044eE9jSjlRZ2V5aEpzQXRCZUYtQXxBQ3Jtc0tuVDUyWXdwTmpkeEVta05Xd1Z3M25icjY3ZEpYUGhvWU9aaENrQ2dzYjZyV0N3ekwtbjRseTBxdXNQRk12bnJHZkx4MjlyaVFUNW1iNkhuTVhCZVhnSkZDMnFYaHFpM3VmdnpXRTFGZWt0YlZ0UDdkWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fweb.archive.org%2Fweb%2F20081109041116%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fsports.espn.go.com%2Fvideogames%2Fnews%2Fstory%3Fid%3D3047668&v=Sa4E0Q4DfuU Wiki Page for Madden Nation: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbDdQNXAwYnFBQmdyT0VfTUhsUlZtSUJtVGJBUXxBQ3Jtc0tsVzIyWEtJYjFURUV1bC1WbmhsSzBvb2VIZU4xM2lPT1ozNzlJdjJnYUp0N1hydENYdVdsUTJHbVdzQ0VoXzJldURnTEVOeTJ3dnZjaTE3RUdMQmJrXzBOeGlSU0RDdmxEZ2FfMXZCRnV5cWRad2cyRQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FMadden_Nation&v=Sa4E0Q4DfuU Articles reflecting on the show itself: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2FLOXZaMFNGODhqSTg0TWlPQ0NwOTlLN2dXZ3xBQ3Jtc0trNWpyY25WSDhYUXh6YUJ1WEFENHJET2IwWEFBekdsc2I1bVdxNllGTGZNR0ZFT0NrYzhIdWR3Uk5JUUl6cTZSS0NLWVdMT21Wb19TcnB4RGZrUGJMTVJHWW5IekhEVWZJdkNEeS00Tk1MeDlwTExaZw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0758421%2Freviews&v=Sa4E0Q4DfuU https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa1hRUklPSUhCRF9iTENwX2pjcWlVc1FEdGw1UXxBQ3Jtc0trT0hyYlZVcHFma3YtNVFmLVZUWFlvMkJ0enBLQ2M0Z29uaDFSbmVnejJ2YXBDandDVjNpdXF3NVdqdXQ1SmdadFlvd2VkVGdfb2dZNmxHYVdlLVYzRnFjRllYbjBiMlRHWEZKVzhNNnZmbjFhU3h4Yw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.operationsports.com%2Ffeatures%2F726%2Fthe-abomination-that-is-madden-nation%2F&v=Sa4E0Q4DfuU

We take it way back to the early vids (2009 - 2010) to show that Yo Mama_ AkA Jovan Lakey Aka Black Jesus AkA Jovi Jackass AkA "Wannabe Lil Begz" is and has always been the same as he is now. Instead of growing up he grew sideways and always kept his light source on the money, the clout and causing BS drama for self inflation. You don't go lower than Yo Mama_ for views and subs (when he's not buying them or getting Foodie to buy them for him). We open with his 1st Vlog ever and we're introduced to Jackass's "Allergy Meds Alter Ego" Bitch Mama_. With that is an interesting show of lying about having a job, "being too peppy", what looks like queer baiting (It leads one to ask, "Can you do enough line... I mean allergy meds to make yourself come off as at least bi"?), and an ego show. To top it off we have a "mystery reveal" flex at the end that looks a bit like he's showing off a bag of "allergy nose candy". After that... We have the 1st appearance of the ring that seemingly was off for part of the vid (because he didn't know he was on camera) and we have no announcement in from the 1st vid. You'd think he'd want to show off he was getting married but nope, that seems to blank entirely from his mind for the sake to trying to promote himself on blog talk radio. We then go over to bragging vids about an Orlando trip where he shows off his crew (GTP). There's and attempt at making gambling look "hard" and showing off he's a prick at tournaments. We top it off with trying to push his other show on blog talk radio (Church of Madden) while trying to get out of BS Drama he caused himself at a recent Tournament (Ohio). Bitch Mama_ shows up for 2 out o the 3 parts of that as well. It's like you're looking at a younger (and "oddly more peppy") version of Yo Mama_ today!!! His smooth over stories are just as faulty as they are now too! Just as sloppy, trying to deflect and run away on whatever trouble he caused and all while trying to inflate himself into something he's not... Just like in 2023! Get ready to watch failure starting out before it just grows into bigger failure with an inflated ego! (Even though he belongs with them based on mentality, form and constant lying for attention, Foodie and The Attic should rethink this guy before he totally wrecks their set up more than they already have on their own!)

So I have to cut the 2nd 1/4 into downs. If not then this would have been like a 10hr vid. In this down, we go through part 1 of what I refer to as the "CountryGrl Saga". The vid itself happens somewhere between the Aug 2018 - 2019 area from what I gathered off the context clues (and looking up when that madden came out) putting Jovi Jackass somewhere between the ages of 36-37. Why this? We have a clear view at Yo Mama_ AkA "Black Jesus" AkA Jovi Jackass AkA Jovan Lakey's entire cheap shot and lies playbook. His pattern hasn't changed much at all and this entire vid illustrates what he's still doing today to channel hosts in Gorl World in 2023. With this you get to see Jackass target a woman over some pretty low BS he concocted out of revenge for getting the last slander vid he made (about the same woman) a strike on YT! Boy does it ever take off from there! It also crashes repeatedly and you honestly get to watch Jackass's BS story deteriorate and change form pretty fast. This is more of a sick joke that trying to say Jovan Lakey is a man and not a "Clout Chase Whore". In any case, this is chocked full of lying, manipulation, some vid doctoring and watching Jackass anger himself over a couple of things. More importantly, we learn that his version of "exposing someone" is really just about lying his ass off and throwing bitch fits to try to sell his lies as true. The only people who seem to think it's true are the trolls in his discord server. Being that this behavior is all he's truly good for, his highest goal is lowlife at best.

Continuing with the CountryGrl Saga... Working with the Vids: - "Mr.GoldenSports & CountryGrl - The New Power Couple" AND (He did this the next day...) -"EA Save Cole (Talked to CountryGrl It's Bomb confirmed.)" (Note: The "follow up next day vid" is a smooth over attempt.) The year is 2019. A year after the last lies and revenge stream Yo Mama_ did on CountryGrl (for getting him a YT strike over a prior harassment vid he made about her), Yo Mama_ is back, jealous of her doing better than he is and looking to throw around more harassment and revenge!!! Yo Mama_ hates it when people he thinks are beneath him do better than he does. BUT... Yo Mama_ adds on a clear sexual element to said harassment this time. Boldly yet conveniently ignoring he's (allegedly) married, Yo Mama_ is blatantly hitting on CountryGrl as he tries to take her new relationship into the same framing as he tried to do the last time (See Madden Inbred: 2nd 1/4, 1st Down). The lying is easier to see but those lies are somewhat out shined at points by the sexual overtures he tries to "move in all slick and quiet". He just seems to think doing all that is totally okay because he's laughing. It's all "just a joke" = it okay to do, right? Much the same way wedding rings can be taken off when convenient, Yo Mama_ takes off in this telling mix chocked full of "possible ritalin", clout chase whoring, reusing old lies on new faces, changing pas vids around to suit the narrative he's trying to sell, twisting details to call "the truth" and trying to go about defacing CountryGrl, her ex husband Reaper, and Golden Sport (GS) to the Madden Community. Don't forget, there's tons of the usual arrogant self inflation, lying and uneducated bitchery that Yo Mama_ naturally flexes all throughout these vids. It's a tall order and Yo Mama_ AkA Jovan Lakey AkA Black Jesus AkA Jovi Jackass AkA "Wannabe Lil Begz" thinks he's the biggest thing ever! Whether "Maybe he's just born stupid or maybe it's just ritaline" (Note: Misspelled to cover Jackass's spelling capabilities along with the way the original corporate slogan looked & sounded) applies, he knew what he was doing when he was doing this. He didn't care about consequences because he thinks that he is beyond them (That's why he's doing this on YT!). Coming from the angle that he can "say and do what he wants and nobody can stop him" turns out to show he'll quickly go to being "just a joke" if he's gotta worry about consequences. This is important to go over because Yo Mama_ is still the same person today. Some of his blatancies are slightly diminished from his time being a total drama creation menace to Madden Community (and while on Twitch which he got kicked off of for doing the same shit he does on YT) but the attack pattern, mentality and twisting details into lies that he'll call "the truth" is still the same. In as much as his audience at the time (2019) was mostly incel troll teens that were "somehow magnetized" to Yo Mama_'s general presentation and mentality, he still seems to think of his audience is taking in his BS in the same way. (He still has a troll pit for himself too.) So with all that in mind... Let's all gather up, have a seat and take a look at the gaslighting Yo Mama_ likes to do all his cooking by! It may be 2019 in the vid but it may as well be 2023 with who Yo Mama_ is and how he works! Ritalin addiction info: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbERvbTJSSTh1RG45elNIRGpBMDExVFBOb0ViQXxBQ3Jtc0ttWWdya0phVFptbVZxZ19BYU90RWNnOFoybU1PNTJNX2FUdXQxMXM1b2RISk9OYjUtYVAyQi1ndlRGU2o3ZXhHcW5fUzMyTllzUDlXenRjTUNvNFhzcFZvNGVwZnpUbDJRSFJMSVdfRHl4bGFZeUNGRQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.addictioncenter.com%2Fstimulants%2Fritalin%2F&v=ZbDsrHFol_A

As we kick this off, we have Yo Mama_ clearly making a racial tirade against a prank channel host that he doesn't like. He even distinguishes skin color and uses racial rhetoric methodologies as his reasoning for calling Nate a....ummmm "raccoon" .... about 150times in an hour. In fact Yo Mama_ sees and points out that "liter skin tone" as a sign of being a "raccoon" and expecting more out of "darker skinned people". True, the term he repeats can also mean "selling out for a white agenda" BUT it's fairly clear that if Yo Mama_ means that, it's just there as an extra to throw onto the "Nate hate". What is fairly clear is that Yo Mama_ is doing this out of jealousy more than anything else. (Note: It's not like he proves a selling out aspect in any functional way in regard to Nate.) Why doesn't he like Nate's channel? It's because Nate has a more opulent set up and has more subs and views than Yo Mama_'s got. Somehow it results in Yo Mama_ justifying sounding like a klansman for about an hour while throwing a bitch fit about it. In as much as Yo Mama_ claims it's "fake" (yeah.. it's a prank channel), it really doesn't add up to the degradation he tries to create for Nate. None of it adds up to the threats, premeditation to go to vidcon to beat Nate up or the brigading he requests from his own audience. Keep in mind here... This was done in 2018/5ish-yrs ago and the way Yo Mama_ is carrying on was just as racist then as it would be now. He was just proud enough to put his name as the title for all time. ALSO VERY IMPORTANTLY!!!!! We also have a healthy dose of misogyny in this mix too so it's not like the disrespect is just racial. It seems like every woman is a "bitch" to Yo Mama_ unless stated otherwise (or they're paying him, in Foodie's case). Keep in mind, he justifies calling the women in this vid "bitches" because of the fact that they are in the vid with Nate or don't agree with Yo Mama_'s point of view. -You'll be blown away by the lack of creativity and ability to repeat himself in an attempt to make this funny yet provoke the audience to look down at this channel host. -You'll cringe at the stupidity, racism and misogyny output from Yo Mama_ while he tries to mimic Martin Lawrence and Dave Chappel. It just makes him look like he took off klan robes before turning on the cam to make this. -You'll question our education system due to Yo Mama_'s lack of knowledge being replaced with learning about places and life from movies. (He uses the movie Blood Diamonds to rationalize that Africa is well off.) -You'll wonder how he managed to stay as a 12 - 15yr old mentality as a 35yr old adult.(At least chronologically he's 35 when this was made.) Whether you want to look at this as a racial issue, selling out or both, Yo Mama_'s inability to see himself in the mix is going to be fairly eye opening ESPECIALLY since he himself has already sold out when we bring things up to present day. Much like being 12yrs old in a 35yr old body, this vid didn't age very well. This vid is also a declaration go going after "all raccoons on YT" for Yo Mama_. In as much as this was done in 2018, the mentality and form are all still there in regard to who he goes after and how he goes after them. There's less "raccoons" said directly now from Yo Mama_ but when you watch this and relate it to his channel (particularly after he got paid by Foodie to go after channels for her) and the lies and disrespect he shows to anyone he doesn't like (paid for or not)... You have a clear idea of how he views anyone he targets for his "wannabe chasing clout" attacks on other channel hosts. They're all just "raccoons" to Yo Mama_! Link: The skit inspired part of Yo Mama_'s virtual "klan rally rhetoric". It's not the fault of the skit, it's the ignorance and stupidity of Yo Mama_. https://youtu.be/2z3wUD3AZg4?feature=shared

Continuing with the traditional laziness becoming of Foodie content, the Sharmuti's take us to a strip mall for some discount abaya shopping for maybe 3mins and then we're wisked away (the next day) to a grocery haul... Seemingly, what one would conclude as "a blatant waste of time that's been vid documented and then presented for money" is just feeder footage with a see thru drape thrown over it. This is basically a long wind up to a couple's feeder commercial. This would be kind of necessary since she's already moved the bulk of her money intake to feeder funding. My thought is that this started as an abaya buy vid but when she couldn't find her size in abayas at the discount abaya shop, she decided to get her ass some food. Other than this being a good show of Salad enabling her "Ku-weight" diet, Foodie seems to be trying to get Salad presented to her feeders and getting the feeders wanting a mouthful out of Salad (Not in "the usual way" for Salad!). However you wanna look at this, it's watchable now!

This is the 2nd and last of Foodie's "What I'm experiencing in Kuwait" vids exploring cultural differences. (The vids really wound up getting replaced with rages anyway...) We don't really go into or explain much of anything regard to culture. More or less this is another blatant cultural appropriation attempt mixed with the suggestive undertone of "I've lived here and I travel" AND "here's what you need to do to avoid detection or problems from authorities". Much like Salad, this works questionably at best but also gives a certain "Je ne sei quoi" to the mentality she has while being there (easily summed up as "lay low, play along and try to pass as natural". If you're thinking "HAhaha, automatic fail", good call!!!) . "Shockingly", the bulk of things identified and talked about are not at all true "cultural differences". It's more about "what I noticed" in reflection to the Canadi-travel guide she found.Let's also not forget that this openly suggesting that Foodie was welcomed like a full Muslim with open arms by neighbors because "that's just how Kuwait is". I also took a slightly different angle than usual for some of the aside segments in regard to the fluff and BS Foodie is trying to sell us. Either way you wanna cut it, it's been made watchable now.

I covered the last few drawings already in a special so I just made this "psychotic cry for help" watchable too. That's really it. Next round of my "usual stuff" should be coming thru and dropped in about 1.5 to 2 weeks approx.

This one was damn low of Foodie on a few levels. It's why I took the day to do this B-Side. More or less Foodie, as a Muslim decides to go haram for money (sell out) and uses the Holiday season (particularly Xmas) to try to get said money. After that, she decided to go and sell some questionable dietary supplements and did nothing but try to ignorantly sell it. On top of this, she was looking to use this to get reverse the betus. In essence we see her crap on the miracle of xmas while trying to sell miracle cure potion that really doesn't add up in my head to be "all there for what it's cracked up to be". Either way, I have some fun and it's been made watchable!

Welcome to the Foodie Beauty Camping Special! This is covering both the now deleted "drive over to go camping" vid and "the camping vid". We open with Foodie doing a mini live stream to hype up the camping vid and boy does that go to hell. We quickly establish she was told little of the desert by Salad and that she looked nothing up about it pretty soon into this mess. Aside from trying to look cute (to go desert camping...) and somehow flexing that Foodie gets falafel and juice, Salad totally rejects her about 9+ mins in. She doesn't even realize it at first! We see her go from happy to a record fast falafel pounding and trying to deflect her anger and blatant disappointment badly! After that we're at the campground and Foodie does a 1/2 walk around before staying in the AC "Haram Camping Box" that was at the site till around sunset. Then it's a quick 1st dinner while Foodie wasted time taking worthless footage, endearing herself to the cats and all before a second bigger dinner later on! They even try to fake a "Bedouin family illusion" in a tent for the viewing audience. Talk abut a worthless failure that isn't just focused on Salad himself! It looks like the point of this vid was to try to romantify the appearance of this camping trip while trying to sell the idea of "He's my soulmate/twin flame" to an audience. It does just the opposite!!! Finally, this closes with "Alaa's ransom for info intro vid". Why? This is part one of two vids. This vid is the "cut up and tare down" riffing that Haram of Convenience runs on. The second vid is taking a somewhat harshly scathing look into the aftermath of camping with Foodie and Alaa. Main idea for this entire drawn out drama piss party inclusive off all parts... It's been made watchable! ENJOY!!! Note: I had to cut down the original version of this vid and reedit this due to YT apparent claims of copyright on a movie (David Lynch's Dune) from 1984! Any time I tried to upload YT used a different segment to get bitchy about. I'm aware they did this to cover selling a shittier remake of the same movie coming out more recently. If the movie was made in 1984 and it's 2024 that means the movie is in public domain by now!!! If I didn't use the recent film then I shouldn't have to worry about it nor should I have to wait a month for disputing the claims. (Sort of the same way that YT shouldn't be allowed to charge on the "buy or rent" for watching movies in public domain.)

This is part 2 of the camping trip focusing on the aftermath of the camping! This vid goes over the now deleted vids of... Alaas's driving vid, Foodie's rage out and Alaa's tell all. I went less with the riffing but still kept it scathing to go after the set up to focus on Alaa being set up as a plant in Gorl World. Everything expressed by Foodie would be a lure to anyone who is anti Foodie. Anything said by Alaa was in the shadow of everything Gorll World was saying or questioning between reactor and chat chatter. Why? That would have given Foodie a bait and switch channel that ultimately would have sold Foodie and Salad as legit. From what I noticed.... Foodie's deal becomes questionable within the 1st 5minis and stars to fall apart after 20. She's sounding like she's hitting plot points and giving no real show of anything she's claiming what so ever. She's also doing the "laugh, eye roll and lie" routine thru the vid. Alaa couldn't have know to find Gorl World, make that vid or present what he did without being shown, told about back story and coached. He also didn't say anything that was outside of what Gorl World was talking about and/or complaining about in regard to Foodie. You'll see what I'm talking about because I put the Foodie rager together with the Alaa tell all. Also, keep an eye out for the "ghost" around the closing credits. (Note: It's part of what Foodie was using for "proof and validity" of her claims.) Links in regard to Middle Eastern racism: https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/20... https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs... https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/20... https://theconversation.com/uncoverin... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_...

n this Episode we get 2 vids of "content", sloppily put together, and put up with enough in mind for monetization only. This is one of the many ways Foodie puts together BS and expects it to be taken with some level of credibility. This looks like she used various short clips to put together two vids and some of the clips from vid 1 look like they were cut from vid 2. Opening with a badly made vid of short clips of driving around with boring scenery, Foodie turns around and redoes the marina and driving segment/filler space portion of her 1st vid as her follow up vid. It's equally thoughtless as it is unexciting but they talk and try to badly fake looking like they're taking us somewhere in this portion. It's nothing interesting, just trying to fake compatibility and failing at honest mutual chemistry all while Salad is clearly keeping her out of sight from the general public. (A lot of it looks like it's after 10pm so we all know it's "whoring hour"! XD Salad does "wanders off for a bit" so we have an idea of where the prostitution is coming from in this lie... I mean relationship... and where to go to find it/Marina Beach. XD ) The irony to all this is that Foodie Sharmuti thinks she's somehow "deserving of being called content" by hitting record and barely doing anything but lazily living a total lie in another country. What she doesn't seem to understand is things don't become true just because you repeat them enough and someone believes it. Things become true because they are real and add up in action and words!

This covers the bad drawings with stupid attempts at humor skits that recently came out with a special bonus extra vid since all three of the mentioned vids were total crap! Enjoy!

The Sharmuti's are both headed to the Kuwait Science Center which houses an aquarium, old world Kuwaiti ships and a hands on science place for kids. Other than having the least amount of time being spent on the animals that live under water, we watch children's science tell Foodie she's morbidly obese towards the end of the vid. This isn't just watching these two piss off animals and looking like idiots. This episode is chocked full of badly thought out planning that you're not entirely sure if you're at an aquarium for a good while, Salad complimenting the animals more than Foodie, bad editing and you leave learning nothing about the establishment at all! The original version was pretty much digitally recorded piss but now it's been made watchable! Music

In this episode... We are sent to the Mall to see prey for the devil... After hanging out on a dock, a feeder content break and multiple "breathers". Much like the bulk of the mall stores, we don't actually get to see the movie even though Foodie says she's taking us with her to see it. (I'm guessing he's bootlegging movies for "the greater monetary good of "Teeb Aldar".) The best part is we not only get Feeder content but we even get feeder teasers and documentation of Foodie eating fattening junk food after entering the mall. Within a 3-4hr period of time... -She "splits" (eats most of) a huge dip n dip crepe, -1.5hrs later she eats movie candy and pop corn. Then they are off to Hardees right after the movie where she finishes off the night with 2 cheese burgers, fries and Salad's chicken sandwich order at Hardees. Note: This is the first time Foodie is looking to eat Salad's order on camera and shows she is eating it. Another thing to point out... Salad's eyes are pretty much teetering into where they are now in this vid. They're clearly turning over to the "corrupt soul"/"substance hangover" look he's got going on now pretty firmly. In any case, this is one of the lazier and sloppier vids Foodie calls interesting content. It's mostly just a piss poor smattering of clips she put together when she wasn't sitting down/between taking "breathers". It's even worse when you keep in mind they were in the mall itself for about 2hrs prior to going to the movie. This vid isn't travel and food in so much as it's "Look, we are in public together so this has to be real" meets a virtual "We're in Kuwait, feeders!" content commercial. However you wanna look at it, I just made the virtual video equivalent of someone pissing in a cup and leaving it there entirely watchable.

Well, if you want to see Foodie reach for the obese subs while waving around her "haram band" (waving to avoid the finger bulge being seen) and give a verbal account of her trip to Kuwait in comparison to the other 4-5 times, look no further! Set as a solo vid in the 1st haram box she was kept in, this vid was an "obese subs" lure where she's mainly talking about generalities and relating it back to herself. In fact it was around 20mins of trying to "fake relating" to a particular audience (probably because she thinks she can manipulate them easier). You learn nothing about plus size - obese air travelers, travel issues, concerns and/or anything in regard to "What to do?" or "Which airlines to take?" that accommodate well. Instead, you just hear what Foodie found favorable about the Kuwait flight and it's a retelling of "The Pilot Episode", just done lazier to show off a symbol of a total lie. This was intentionally labeled one way and was just utter piss through and until the end. At least it's been made watchable! Music

This entire vid was designed to show off the "haram band" that she got for being fake married. It's also a uselessly boring vid about driving on a long bridge to hang out in the desert (in what looks like a work area of some kind) for a bit before lying about rain just to drive all the way back for Burger King. The grandeur and splendor of the entire trip feels as though you are whisked away to the ideal romanticism that an industrial area near a major city holds. It's not as fun as a quarry but it's not as bad as being drowned. The conversation is lackluster but you need people who aren't functionally inept and can think past "I want/me" to have real convos with. The footage could have been filmed better and probably more compelling if someone asked an armless 7yr old to,"hold the phone and look at things". Poetically (think 2nd graders trying to rhyme things) it all it ends with fast food! These are all the "marks of "quality" we've come to expect from Foodie but this lazy mistake/Foodie "cup holder channel" vid but at least it's been made into something more honest AND watchable! (We're still waiting on Foodie to do that much for herself.)

Welcome to the "Cup Holder Channel Riff"!!!! So we all know what I'm up to... Riffing (Verb) To experiment with a thing or idea, making changes that create a new and novel version of it (often followed by on): My partner likes to let his ideas quietly simmer, but I prefer to riff on mine in conversations where I can bounce my thoughts off other people. To create, write, or perform something, like a comedy routine, using a common or known point of departure and following a previously unexplored tangent from that known point to a fresh or humorous perspective (often followed by on or off): My act riffs off famous love stories and adds modern feminist elements to unmask the absurdity of “happily ever after” in fairy tales. Since this is entirely fake, nobody is married (even though it was lied about twice on this trip) and nobody is functionally practicing Islam (very apparently) , I'm not doing anything wrong! In S01E01 we follow the "1st date" following the 1st fake wedding/loophole attempt announcement. We visit Freej Swaleih and it's just one of the many "chain links" that seem to be forming in this loophole for subs and views. As you can imagine, it just gets "fresher" from here just so "Y'all-ah-ware".

The opener covering Foodie going on a Canadian tax evasion and how far she'll go to keep her money and channel alive. Welcome to the "Cup Holder Channel Riff"!!!! So we all know what I'm up to... Riffing (Verb) To experiment with a thing or idea, making changes that create a new and novel version of it (often followed by on): My partner likes to let his ideas quietly simmer, but I prefer to riff on mine in conversations where I can bounce my thoughts off other people. To create, write, or perform something, like a comedy routine, using a common or known point of departure and following a previously unexplored tangent from that known point to a fresh or humorous perspective (often followed by on or off): My act riffs off famous love stories and adds modern feminist elements to unmask the absurdity of “happily ever after” in fairy tales. Since this is entirely fake, nobody is married (even though it was lied about twice on this trip) and nobody is functionally practicing Islam (very apparently) , I'm not doing anything wrong! So we got the Pilot/The flight over going up 1st. It all has to take form somehow right? It's nothing amazing to begin with but much like Foodie, it's sloppy and badly put together no matter what she says. I just made it watchable!